Anna Benson: A Dumber, Bustier Anne Coulter

by DavidNYC on Dec 27, 2005 10:43 PM EST

I'm sorry. I just hate bringing politics into baseball. But sometimes, you just get forced into it. We all know about Anna Benson's rantings, her monster ego, her snarling at Carlos Delgado's principled stance against the war in Iraq. But Tom Watson points us to some stuff Anna's puked out that makes her previous remarks on the record look positively tame in comparison:

I honestly have to tell you...I hate your fucking guts. Forget about how un-American you are, how politically retarded you are, or how fat you look while slobbering your political garbage all over everyone, mainly, I despise you for the fact that you make money off of influencing the young minds of America to be Bush-haters.

Anna, who makes even Michelle Malkin look brilliant by comparison, continues:

You are a pariah to our nation...a fat kid that got beat up by the jocks at school, and this has formulated your hatred of America. If I didn't know any better, I would thing George W. himself went to school with you and kicked the shit out of your pie-hole everyday for being such a candy-ass. If you are so passionate about politics, use some of your blood-making money to make it a better place instead of making movies that only benefit your fat-ass fanny-pack. No one likes to see Hollywood try to engage our minds with their ridiculous and one-sided political rants during award ceremonies. Your "movies" are just a façade for your own political agenda, which, by the way, is fucking warped.

Her self-hatred knows no bounds. I'm pretty sure this twisted masochistic fantasy is actually just a bit of wishful projection. (Her milque-toast boring husband I am sure is not nearly exciting enough for her.)

You are a selfish, pathetic excuse for an American, and you can take your big fat ass over to Iraq and get your pig head cut off and stuck on a pig pole. Then, you can have your equally as fat wife make a documentary about how loudly you squealed while terrorists were cutting through all the blubber and chins to get that 40 pound head off of you. I dare you to go to Iraq and diarrhea all over our soldiers; they would love to strip you naked in the streets and leave you so that the terrorists can pick you up and dispose of you the way terrorists do. If you believe that Iraq and Al-Queda were not together, go over there and see for yourself.

As Watson says, the Mets need to trade the wife.

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You might be onto something David

Anna Benson may indeed have a secret thing for Michael Moore, and this is her means of verbal foreplay.

by peeder on Dec 28, 2005 6:27 PM EST reply actions

Actually...

My supposition was that she secretly wants those various forms of "torture" performed on herself - viewed from just a slightly different angle, they sound like exhibitionism, BDSM, role-playing, etc.

But it could also be a fetish for hairy overweight dudes, too. :)

by DavidNYC on Dec 29, 2005 1:32 AM EST up reply actions

please lets not waste any more time on this

buffoonette, why would anyone want to married to someone this dumb and ignorant

its a ground ball...trickling... its a fair ball, its by Buckner, rounding third Knight, the Mets will win the ballgame, the Mets win

by DoctorK16 on Dec 28, 2005 10:39 PM EST reply actions

Vince

Benson was good trade-bait before his wife started going batshit crazy. Now, it just makes it that much easier to part with him. I want him gone not just because Anna Benson is a disgusting person - as you say, if he had Pedro talent, I'd probably bite my tongue.

But Anna is going to continue to be a distraction to the team. I mean, slurring other PLAYERS? Jeez. Imagine if your spouse started insulting your co-workers. How would that make you feel? THEM feel? It's very toxic. She's like a bad-old-days Vince Coleman, only with zero stolen bases. Get rid of both of them. We have too many starters as it is.

by DavidNYC on Dec 29, 2005 1:35 AM EST reply actions

Thanks

Thanks, man.

by DavidNYC on Dec 29, 2005 1:33 PM EST reply actions

Indeedy.

It's hard to take someone seriously once you've seen them naked.

It's even harder to take a conservative seriously when you've seen the pornography that they've been in.

Poor little rich girl. Sound like a raging Magdalene complex to me.

Let's play by standard necon rules... Kris' record since 2000 is under .500, so we don't really have to listen to anyone affiliated with him, yes?

For all sad words of tongue and pen/the saddest are these, 'It might have been.' - JGW

by Doc Manhattan on Dec 29, 2005 7:50 PM EST reply actions

OMG

I intended on posting something to the effect of "No one can compare to the idiocy of Anne Coulter"...

And then I read Anna's comments. OMG. I have NO respect for her. What an uninformed, idiotic viewpoint.

Holy Jesus.

Anna Benson lecturing me on political reality, animal rights, and how holy George W. Bush is has got to be a frickin joke...she's a pantie model who's only claim to fame is her average-armed husband.

Get off your high horse and stop watching the Fox News, lady!

"They win the damn thing by a score of 10-9!"

by ZaBlanc on Jan 2, 2006 12:31 AM EST reply actions