As a tribute the last active original Met (if you don't count Al Jackson, that is), post your favorite Ralph Kiner quotes, wrong names, language butcheries, etc. here.
Here's my number one all-time favorite.
(A game in the Astrodom, circa 1987 or '88. Ralph & Tim McCarver in the booth.)
RK: Andujar Cedeno steps in, firt pitch to him...low for ball 1...Andujar Cedeno...no relation to the former Astro...high & tight, ball 2...he's no relation to former Astros pitcher Joaquin Andujar...
McC (laughing his head off): That's good, Ralph, 'cause then his name would be "Andujar Andujar."