Let me start off this diary with a hearty, full-throated, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Courtesy of deadspin, I'm going to go get my Mets-logo'd barf bag and make full use of it.
Can someone - anyone - please get these guys get some competent publicists, STAT?!?
Whatever you do, in God's name, DO NOT click on this link which has a slideshow with more of these... (how can I say this as sneeringly as possible?)... photos.