Amazin' Avenue Caption Contest: Results

by Eric Simon on Dec 12, 2006 3:47 PM EST in Contests

The final round of voting has completed for the first ever Amazin' Avenue caption contest. There were a lot of lousy captions contributed, but the best of the worst belonged to future for this gem:

"Yes, Derek Jeter's penis is really that small."

You can see the results of the final vote here. future wins a copy of New York Mets Vintage World Series Films DVD. Yay!

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Domination!

Intimidation!

I win, for probably the first of many victories.

Bring it on!

"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-

by future on Dec 12, 2006 5:25 PM EST 0 recs

Congratulations, Future.

If GWB could win, I suppose your caption should have been given serious consideration as well.

Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermous percussion pitch.

by Mr. Met on Dec 12, 2006 5:59 PM EST up 0 recs

PJ is bitter!

Why is Derek Jeter's penis funnier than Steve Trachsel's?

The answers to this question would be a great DVD contest. Eric please set it up, so we can display our lack of humor, apathy, and, in some cases, over-developed sense of entitlement.

thanks for organizing the contest, it helped pass a few hours.

Pedro offers you his protection.

by pj on Dec 12, 2006 6:07 PM EST up 0 recs