Amazin' Avenue Caption Contest

by Eric Simon on Dec 6, 2006 4:08 PM EST in Contests

UPDATE: Remember folks, contest expires at 5pm EST today, so get your captions in.

The Winter Meetings are underway in Orlando, Florida, so while we wait for interesting news to roll in, I though it'd be fun to have a caption contest. You know the drill: I'll post a picture and you guys post captions. The best captions will be put to a vote, and the winner will get a copy of New York Mets Vintage World Series Films DVD.

Here's the picture (click to enlarge):

Yes, it's David Wright doing Jebus-knows-what. And here's my sample caption:

"Wooo! That dude is totally coming on to me!"

Contest ends at 5pm on Wednesday. And... go!

(oh, and unlike the postseason caption contest that was a complete bust, I will actually follow through on this one.)

Originally posted on Mon Dec 04, 2006 at 03:13:58 PM EST

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I'll give it a go

"Hey ladies, the David Wright Nest of Love is just up the stairs. I just gotta fix some drinks and then I'll be right up. I'm making Long Island Iced Tea by the pitcher, special for you!"

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Dec 4, 2006 3:21 PM EST 0 recs

Long Island Iced Teas, please!

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Dec 4, 2006 3:30 PM EST up 0 recs

"Coming right up, ladies"

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Dec 4, 2006 3:34 PM EST up 0 recs

wait

Shouldn't it be "LI iced teas by the third baseman?"

I did it like this / I did it like that / I did it with a Wiffle Ball bat

by Doc Manhattan on Dec 4, 2006 6:37 PM EST up 0 recs

nope

"By the pitcher," as opposed to "by the glass."

My guess is that you're just making a bad joke, but I figured I'd clear it up for everyone, since the stakes are so high and all.

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Dec 5, 2006 3:02 PM EST up 0 recs

correction

I was making an awesomely bad joke.

I did it like this / I did it like that / I did it with a Wiffle Ball bat

by Doc Manhattan on Dec 5, 2006 4:32 PM EST up 0 recs

ridiculously awesome

a ridiculously awesomely bad joke

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Dec 5, 2006 5:26 PM EST up 0 recs

Ok here goes:

"We are fami-lee! I got Lastings Milledge and me!"

Does this mean I didn't win the 86 DVD? D'oh!

Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermous percussion pitch.

by Mr. Met on Dec 4, 2006 3:33 PM EST 0 recs

By Dep

"Hey Cliffy...this chick just said I'm gonna bat .216 in the postseason...YEA RIGHT BABY, HAVE ANOTHER"

by Dep on Dec 4, 2006 3:39 PM EST 0 recs

I mean this in the nicest way...

"What, Game 7 starts in 3 hours and Shea is that way?!?!?!"

by Danny on Dec 4, 2006 3:43 PM EST 0 recs

DW Contest

JOSE SIGNED FOR WHAT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA

by mdog1111 on Dec 4, 2006 3:47 PM EST 0 recs

caption

"And that was the first time Jose Reyes gave me an STD!"

by Nick in Westchester on Dec 4, 2006 3:57 PM EST 0 recs

caption

"Do you remember that chick in Houston? Her plastic surgeon screwed up and both nipples were permanently pointed up and to the right"

"I swear to God, Steve Trachsel's dick is this long"

Pedro offers you his protection.

by pj on Dec 4, 2006 4:09 PM EST 0 recs

"I'm Babe Ruth!

And I'm calling my shot!"

by peeder on Dec 4, 2006 4:21 PM EST 0 recs

ill try

"I hope someone has a camera, because I'm really doing my best job to overcompensate."

Visit Crosstown Rivals to hear more of my unoriginal and uninspiring opinions.

by zookman12 on Dec 4, 2006 4:27 PM EST 0 recs

Caption

You would think being the All-Star third baseman for the New York Mets would be enough. Sadly, this is what chicks want to see.

by Mike on Dec 4, 2006 4:27 PM EST 0 recs

Caption

"David, I appreciate the offer, but I'm straight."

by Shomov on Dec 4, 2006 4:38 PM EST 0 recs

Caption

"No way man. She's so skanky even Lo Duca would pass."

by Shomov on Dec 4, 2006 6:38 PM EST 0 recs

Caption

"What has two index fingers and loves blowjobs? That guy! Wait, that's not how it goes..."

I did it like this / I did it like that / I did it with a Wiffle Ball bat

by Doc Manhattan on Dec 4, 2006 6:50 PM EST 0 recs

caption

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around--that's what it's all about!

by idgiesmom on Dec 4, 2006 7:08 PM EST 0 recs

Here's another one:

"Got my car fixed. It's my birthday. New bumper, got the tail-lights. It's my birthday."

Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermous percussion pitch.

by Mr. Met on Dec 4, 2006 11:01 PM EST 0 recs

wasn't it Pedro,

not Wright, who had the lucky dwarf?

R.I.P. Nelson de la Rosa.

by anonymous on Dec 4, 2006 11:34 PM EST up 0 recs

Yes, Derek Jeter's penis

is really that small.

"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-

by future on Dec 5, 2006 2:55 AM EST 0 recs

True

I vote for this one.

by demonicell on Dec 8, 2006 4:37 PM EST up 0 recs

Thataway

"Yes, folks. The Steve Trachsel fan club is right over there. HAHAHAHAHA"

"It's Father's Day today at Shea, so to all you fathers out there, Happy Birthday." -- Ralph Kiner

by dissento on Dec 5, 2006 10:55 AM EST 0 recs

l'd like you to meet...

Mohammet, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.

Grab a seat and make yourselves at home. Don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies.

Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermous percussion pitch.

by Mr. Met on Dec 5, 2006 11:30 AM EST up 0 recs

caption

Oh please, stop, you're drunk. Who ever heard of having a slump after the home run derby?!

by Nick in Westchester on Dec 5, 2006 2:16 PM EST 0 recs

captions

"They say only Babe Ruth could call his shots? Well, my wood always points this way. And I'd like another shot."

alternatively:

"Stand back, Reyes, it's merengue night for me, too! ¡Olé!"

Oh, who am I kidding? No words could possibly make that photo any better.

by anonymous on Dec 5, 2006 2:41 PM EST 0 recs

"pull my fingers"

followed by "oh damn! wet fart......cleanup in aisle 9"

Pedro offers you his protection.

by pj on Dec 5, 2006 4:48 PM EST 0 recs

Caption

Charlie Murphy! Welcome...to the China Club!

(chappelle's show reference for those wondering)

by The Irresistable Force on Dec 5, 2006 6:44 PM EST 0 recs

Get on the bus

For all you parents out there:

"The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish...swish, swish, swish...swish, swish, swish...The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish...all through the town!"

"It's Father's Day today at Shea, so to all you fathers out there, Happy Birthday." -- Ralph Kiner

by dissento on Dec 6, 2006 9:17 AM EST 0 recs

Here's my attempt...

"I've got a better idea ladies, why don't BOTH OF YOU come home with me tonight? WASSSSSUPPPPP?!?!?!"

"Trachsel. Must. Go."

by ZaBlanc on Dec 6, 2006 11:38 AM EST 0 recs

caption

"Hey peeder, Who are you calling a metrosexual?"

I like Margiela, but his jacket on Jose isn't his best piece.

Pedro offers you his protection.

by pj on Dec 6, 2006 4:34 PM EST 0 recs

lol

The seaglass collared shirt might show off the forearms well (he's got a thing about his forearms I think) but that isn't what's winning him the attention.

by peeder on Dec 6, 2006 8:56 PM EST up 0 recs