To win the All-Star Game? Ozzie Guillen is managing and his crazy brand of nepotism gives the NL the best chance they have had in some time.

So here's how I see the gameplan from the AL, if Ozzie wasn't such a twit.

Starting pitcher would be Johan Santana. Let him pitch three innings or so. Then go to Liriano for three innings, then pass the ball to Ryan, Paps and Rivera, in no particular order.

But Ozzie Guillen says he is leaning towards starting Kenny Rogers. Kenny fricken Rogers.

And he has said he is thinkin about starting Kenny and letting him pitch for about 5 innings and then pass it on to his great closers.

Buh? And not use the best pitcher in the AL, if not all of baseball in Johan Santana?

I think Ozzie is officially crazy, and it would be nice if we could take advantage of that.

If you were Ozzie, what would you do with the pitching staff?