In case anyone missed it, our own favorite Dookie said on Friday that he was planning to cut off the media's access to him and his truly awesome "Let's bury them now" brand of quotable.

The story is detailed here:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/story/440974p-371469c.html

and here:

http://www.thejournalnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060805/SPORTS01/608050334/1108

(I welcome any of my fellow guest bloggers to reformat that if they know how.)

The key point is that he said everyone would know why "in a couple of days".  So, here we are, a couple of days later, and I for one haven't heard a damn thing.  

There's been a lot of speculation, of course, about what the issue might be.  

If you've heard of anything, or care to place your guess as to what might be going on, here's your thread for it.