but now I won’t

Just posted a FanShot; he’s getting closer to a return.

First inning could’ve gone a whole lot worse.

So disappointing right now. We need more Lance Johnson and less Roger Cedeno.

and then I’d like for a reliever to groove one to WMP so he can hit CitiField from here

I hope somebody called the 1-0 shutout for the swag contest

He didn’t do anything yet, just sayin’

I realize his ‘action’ was taking him in the wrong direction, yadda yadda, but I still expect more from our #7

Take that, mothertrucker.

Vargas’s vitals…

IP: 4
H: 2
BB: 2
SO: 2
NP: 53 (31 strikes)

The guy has killed the ball all season and far more often than not this is what has happened.

And by “go with that one” I mean “try futilely to pull the ball, thereby assuring yourself of a harmless groundball”.

Off the schneid lately, nice.

Power surge!

Who called up this bum? He can’t hit for shit.

Damn, that was a moonshot.

You have no idea what’s actually happening when he makes a call on a fly ball.

too bad he can only lose the game

Dude musta graduated from the Scott Brosius school of bare-handedness. You know, except that he’s good at other stuff, too.

what a throw by Church

someone should buy Aaron a dog

We all know he’s going to blow it at least half the time.

Peterson needs to figure out why before they send him out there again, this is ridiculous

This is awful. Unwatchable, really. I’m an ardent Heilman supporter, but that boy just ain’t right.

why did Willie take out Vargas after a one out walk?

how can you have any meat if you don’t eat your pudding?

totally disgruntled me.

Last night Delgado absolutely crushes a ball that would be a 3-run homer in another park, but it’s just a loud out. Tonight he dinks a ball off the pitcher’s glove for a single and advances Chavez (who would later score) to third.

that he picks his spots to be a terrible failure. any time the mets pump up the tire of hope, heilman is there to deflate it. Vargas has a perhaps improbably good start and Errant is there to piss all over it. He has taken over for Armando in the Metsosphere. I’m done with him.

Why do broadcasters say a batter is “quickly” behind 0-2? The only way a batter can get behind 0-2 is in two pitches.

But the replay shows otherwise.

when i’d be excited to see wright up in these situations

Yogi Berra and the AFLAC duck

Wait, that wasn’t a homer, so it doesn’t count.

Suck it, bad luck.

Two years of this? Was that really necessary, Omar?

if we’ve won a come from behind victory this year? i dont remember any

It’s a shame our manager is too stupid to recognize who’s pitching well and who isn’t

Come up with an amalgam nickname for Delgado, Schneider and Easley. I’m going with “Delschneasley”.

Dude might be done. He’s hitting .228/.312/.382. Worse after this game, actually.

Like, wait, we lost for real?

how are the Mets gonna continue to attract quality journeyman starters?