Homerun Derby Open Thread

I just flipped on the TV only to see some cheesy band I’m unfamiliar with playing. C’mon, either hit HRs, or find a better band!

- My reaction to seeing this tread was up.

“Boo? Fuck you.”

haha.

Chris Berman is terrible at everything. Except for cursing at people.

I don’t have to root against anyone (no, I really don’t hate Utley. I save my hatred for Burrell, Rollins, and Myers).

He played more games with Oakland, he won more rings with Oakland, and he had 3 of his 5 best seasons with Oakland.

Who gives a fuck about Jeter in the HR derby? There’ll be enough fellating him tomorrow night, don’t ya think?

You can quote me on that.

A rule 5 draftee slugging over .600 at 2B. You gotta love that.

To let David Ortiz speak.

Sweet.

Shut up about this old dump!

Also, way to spit on Max Schmeling’s grave. He was not “Hitler’s”. Schmeling was an opponent of Nazism.

Interrupting Chase Utley to interview David Wright.

Haha.

You know, the crack of the bat and the ooohs and aaahs of the crowd is more than enough of a soundtrack. No need for backbackbackbackback!!!!!!

ahah.

On that CF bomb by Berkman

The homerun derby could be wrapped up in a half-hour and ESPN drags it out to what, three hours?

God helped Josh Hamilton make it to the homerun derby? We’re screwed.

Hit some bombs! I got you as the winner in the other thread!

“FAVRE: Killed himself early today because he realized he wasn’t a little kid like every single person in the media says he is.”

The “He’d look like the number ten” guy?

Times Square and Yankee Stadium have a lot in common: they’re both absurdly overrated, obnoxious and should be burned to the ground.

He’ll probably still be in 1st place.

Off the Hess sign!!!!

did you see that cop straight choke that fool?

He compares unfavorably.