Blow an eight run lead.

Ugh.

Cantaloupe? No way. Honeydew, now that’s the money melon.

CANTOLOUPE…NO CONTEST!

Honeydew hardly has any taste. And what’s w/the color?

Wathermelon…Tasty…But c’mon….SEEDS!

B. Knight?

Aside from going to the Olympics (which ‘should’ be a positive) is this guy worth his salt?

Robinson Cancel starting at catcher. What does the guy have to do to get more playing time? OPS over 1100?

so please…no disparaging remarks for my aloof comments this evening.

Now that would have been a story.

Never seen Endy misplay a ball so badly.

I’ll do the work myself. It’s more just rhetorical. But really.

get out the dried chicken bones NOW!

Pujols absolutely thumped the ball on every swing.

is not going well thus far, I think.

We can keep our fingers crossed for a triple play I guess.

that Brandon Knight will be flying to Beijing with his U.S. teammates on August 5.

This guy hasn’t pitched in the majors since 2002. Who are we short besides Pedro? Maybe Joe Blanton wouldn’t have been a bad idea.

Seems like a good time to go grab dinner. And beer.

Nice play there by Knight.

he said “fisted”

4-0, bad start, but pretty much in line with Knight’s big league career.

I enjoy these Geico commercials with Warren Wallace.

Plays centerfield like he pitches.

That’s right. Treat this guy like Joel Pineiro.

Let’s see if we can get thsoe runs back!

Yes.

Good to see Endy hit.

And I will take it! Go Endy!

The worst this inning ends is 4-2.

or elephant.

For people who thought Castro wasn’t thick enough.

OurAnus muffed that one a bit.

i knew this guy wasn’t going to last long. kid…just try to throw something of value.

It’s my mom’s birthday so we’re all going to dinner.

Hopefully this turns around by the time I get back.

Not sure what all the hype was about. Knight’s a terrible hitter.

Padding his SLG.

2 doubles in as many innings for Jose.

Delgado is freaking on fire. And in a good way.

anyone else? i mean, someone who seemed career-over at 35 like this and then .400 for July, it’s crazy!!

Never so happy to be wrong

But still, it looked like his power was gone.

Tatis!

He better keep it up through the rest of the season

It’s like ‘98 every night!

Look at the “never say die” attitude of this bunch!

Holy Cow!

What are you doing?

Looks like grabbing some dinner and beer was the best idea I’ve had all day.

He looks a bit sluggish.

Is Poo-Holes officially the Mets’ bunny? I’m enjoying the Ks.

JOOOOO-SE! JOOOOOOO-SE!

Awfully good.

Darn it…I’m down right smitten.

Was is really Willie Randolph’s managing style that made this team play so badly? I’ve never seen this kind of turnaround based on the style of a manager.

hopefully i can catch the end of the game.

later gang!

I saw Jason Isringhausen start at Shea against William Van Landingham. The random stat was that the two starters had more letters in their combined last names than any other two starters in any major league game in history.

I mean, he’s not horrible but he looks constantly overmatched.

i missed all the action, but i like what i see here.

his velocity is down

possible reasons:
he got hit in the knee.
maybe a cab ride
jackets departure
he caught a virus from that hat

So does Manuel, by extension.

Dang Muniz.

Stupid dink. This game is shaping up to be a long one.

the Cards “ain’t sh*t”...you’re “in the major leagues” !!!

Eh, maybe not

Molina screws us again.

and his fat face can suck my balls.

Nice little bullpen we got here lately.

This got depressing very quickly.

the LaRasshat bat the pitcher 8th was devastated by Gary yesterday

and went promptly to hell as soon as I started watching.

Maybe Jerry could pull a minor-league move and have Wright pitch an inning.

they shall have a food machine whereby you can dial up any snacks you need.
then the munchies i have will make me less crabby.

Villone is pwning the mets

Carlos Delgado is awesome. There, I said it.

I can’t believe this.

i leave for 1/2 an hour and this is the mess you guys create?!

curses, foiled again by the MESS bullpen!

the moment i get back on the blog…HOME RUN!

it’s called: the butterfly effect!

His OPS is now above that of the average NL first-baseman.

rough luck for Tatis.

Fucked by the fickled finger of fate.

4-5, loser.

Smith walking the guy in front of Poohos. With 2 outs.

aka the third out of the inning.

to zoom in on the situation in CF!

it’s the only way your butt is getting on

Sparky Anderson
Morton Andersen
The Andersen Windows guy
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson

barely

showing my age on that one…I know

Hitters just owning Dirty this week. What the fuck?

I was told there would be no such happening.
WHat is Jman trying to game Tony? Keith or someone specifically promised that there would be no Duaner in the 8th.

Sanchez recorded an out!

Dude, you have access to laundering facilities there at Shea.

Just because.

EVERY NIGHT I HAVE TO TYPE THE SAME THING…

GET HIM OUT OF THERE NOW!!!!

Miles swung at a pitch out of the zone.

Phew.

the fish and phils won tonight

oh lord Dirty it ain’t pretty but ok at least you got out of it . . .

he is getting on base quite often lately it seems

i like his attitude

just a tad early on the swing

This is the Endy I recall showing up from time to time the last two years. Love it.

Dang that’s a rough spot for a K.

“well, if they walk Delgado…”

swinging for the fence!

That K hurt.