St. Louis Cardinals @ New York Mets GameThread, Jul 26, 2008 7:10 PM EDT

pointed out that in the MLB.TV ad Aaron Harang of the Reds sounds like a caveman just getting out those five syllables. Now every time I see the ad I crack up in agreement. He sounds like Tor Johnson in an Ed Wood movie “TIME FOR GO TO BED”

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

gotcha! thank you sir

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pfft

Not sure what all the hype was about. Knight’s a terrible hitter.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Look at Jose

Padding his SLG.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yessir

2 doubles in as many innings for Jose.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i don't know what he's eating...

but i want some

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

WOW

Delgado is freaking on fire. And in a good way.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Like an upside-down car at NASCAR?

or like bananas foster?

by mmxii on Jul 26, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't think I've ever seen a hitter come back from the dead like this, ever

anyone else? i mean, someone who seemed career-over at 35 like this and then .400 for July, it’s crazy!!

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yea

Maybe the elbow was bothering him more than he let on.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was so sure Delgado was done

Never so happy to be wrong

by Straight Flushing on Jul 26, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I guess power is an "old player skill"

But still, it looked like his power was gone.

by Straight Flushing on Jul 26, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Woot!

Tatis!

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

All I gotta say is that...

He better keep it up through the rest of the season

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Tatis!

It’s like ‘98 every night!

by Straight Flushing on Jul 26, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

And... there's the Tatis we know and love.

Nice baserunning, Earwig McGee.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man!

Look at the “never say die” attitude of this bunch!

Holy Cow!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ahh! Tatis!

What are you doing?

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Remembering that he's Fernando Tatis, apparently

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Geez

Looks like grabbing some dinner and beer was the best idea I’ve had all day.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Seriously

If they start tanking now that you’re back I’m gonna start chucking stones.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't worry about me

I can take a hint.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not that I don't like having you around

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's all about the greater good.

But Knight’s ground-out doesn’t count as “tanking,” so I’m not gone yet.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anyone have the numbers on Argenis Reyes's range?

He looks a bit sluggish.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't think Castillo or Easley would be anywhere near those balls.

by JohnPeterson on Jul 26, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what about Goaty??

oddly enough Easley has the best RF on the team at 4.97

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

tied with Castillo at 4.60

small sample size, natch

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well alright!

Is Poo-Holes officially the Mets’ bunny? I’m enjoying the Ks.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Brandon's like, Did that just happen??

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

JOSE!!!

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

'sup BT how you living

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

who, me?

i gotta go play dominoes now that the game is in the bag

by JohnPeterson on Jul 26, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

GO

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who is this Jose?!

JOOOOO-SE! JOOOOOOO-SE!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Reyes

Awfully good.

by Straight Flushing on Jul 26, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The Brandon Knight Story has a chance to go back to magical now

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

picture worthy moment i'd say...EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm just taken aback w/what I'm seeing from this Mets ballclub

Darn it…I’m down right smitten.

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Fun to watch right now

I couldn’t say that a month or so ago. Not by a long shot.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

sho nuff!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ditto

Besides all the losing, that was my biggest gripe.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I seem to remember a headline of "FUCK THIS SHIT!"

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha

Really? Or was it F This S?

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can't remember how bowdlerized it was

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i remember saying that in regards to a member in here...

BUT NOT ABOUT MY BELOVED METS! :-)

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you sure that wasn't MetsBlog?

Oh, wait, they don’t curse over there. My bad.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

me sir?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Here's a question?

Was is really Willie Randolph’s managing style that made this team play so badly? I’ve never seen this kind of turnaround based on the style of a manager.

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Tough for any of us to answer that.

But things sure feel different. More fun, anyway, to watch.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They could have replaced Willie with Newt Gingrich

Just getting rid of the “ARE THEY GOING TO FIRE THE LOUSE WILLIE RANDOLPH WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WILLIE ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT WILLIE HOW BOUT THAT COLLAPSE LAST YEAR YOU GUYS STILL HUNG UP ON THAT” vibe had to provide a lift to the squad

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

good point

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'd like to be a fly on the wall...

when some of the players go out to eat and out for drinks and talk amongst each other…

they must be saying: “I love playin for Jerry! He lets us listen to Tupac in the clubhouse”

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

obviously, the proof is in the pudding but...

WOW! I just can’t understand that players have this kind of potential but didn’t display it because of the manager.

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, they did win 96 games two years ago

and come within 3 outs of the World Series…with a very similar roster to the one we have now. But I would guess that his style was just uninspiring for the players.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

get to leave work early

hopefully i can catch the end of the game.

later gang!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Once upon a time

I saw Jason Isringhausen start at Shea against William Van Landingham. The random stat was that the two starters had more letters in their combined last names than any other two starters in any major league game in history.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Van Landingham the third?

from the fat kids’ camp that had the rap-off against Buddhist Bob Odenkirk?

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I mean, that's pretty much as I remember it.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, you're right

May 29, 1996. Oddly enough the Giants pitcher has the same exact name as a character in a Mr. Show sketch from around the same time.

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, no

I remember both. The science was just too tight.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can't rap -- you have to do it!!

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cancel can motor!?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yea

Dude’s sneaky fast.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are we too persistent with Nick Evans?

I mean, he’s not horrible but he looks constantly overmatched.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Just giving him a long look, I guess

He hasn’t been impressive in the least. He’s held his own okay, but is no better than replacement level at this point.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

howdie--wow how bout them Br*ves?

i missed all the action, but i like what i see here.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Eh

I guess I woulda preferred the Phils had lost but there is always satisfaction seeing the Braves suck it hard like that.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yup

Would prefer the Phillies lose.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't like anything that enables or otherwise rallies the phillies

into thinking they could, for example, overcome any obstacle such as a 71/.2 game lead.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

re: duaner sanchez f** the heck?

his velocity is down

possible reasons:
he got hit in the knee.
maybe a cab ride
jackets departure
he caught a virus from that hat

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

They left out Lyme Disease

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

also...the giggles?

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

the giggles are what I have now

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Muniz sucks

So does Manuel, by extension.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

brandon hasn't felt this bad since he dumped Emily Valentine after she dosed him with Euphoria

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow

Nice random 90210 reference.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The 90s were a very productive time for me

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Clearly

Care at all about the forthcoming 90210 spinoff?

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

as much as i cared about the recent xfiles movie

or the rest of america did

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Totally. When I heard it was coming out I was like, Seriously? Now?

apparently Anderson & Duchovny were just as enthusiastic

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

At least we have

The Two Coreys.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So much for the story, again.

Dang Muniz.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Does Jerry have a secret stash of bullpen arms we don't know about?

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ack

Stupid dink. This game is shaping up to be a long one.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

cmon Joe Smith

the Cards “ain’t sh*t”...you’re “in the major leagues” !!!

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

tough play, though.

Nuts.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just setting us up for the glorious comeback

Eh, maybe not

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ugh

Molina screws us again.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i hates molina

the bullpen is the only remaining underperforming part of these new wonderous mets.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Aaron Miles

and his fat face can suck my balls.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh crud

Nice little bullpen we got here lately.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn

This got depressing very quickly.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

David Wright may get to toe the rubber yet

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

appropo of nada, i was thinking that tony larasshat is sitting in the catbird seat

when it comes to 16 inning games—he can call on his centerfielder.
or maybe not

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

for “Tony LaRasshat”. ROTFL

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I coined this in the aftermath of the 2006 playoffs

I used boiling vitriole and hatred.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha

I’m not immune to rage-fueled nicknames, either.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Would it be too much to ask to score a couple three runs here?

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Butch from College Point is clearly not paying attention

the LaRasshat bat the pitcher 8th was devastated by Gary yesterday

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

It was tied at 5 when our movie ended

and went promptly to hell as soon as I started watching.

Maybe Jerry could pull a minor-league move and have Wright pitch an inning.

The butcher and the baker and the people on the street, where did they go? To meet the Mets!

by Rod Gaspar Fan Club on Jul 26, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

preaching to the choir

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

in the future, after certain advances in nanotechnology

they shall have a food machine whereby you can dial up any snacks you need.
then the munchies i have will make me less crabby.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

UMASS nick is the "minuteman"

Villone is pwning the mets

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Un-be-freaking-lievable

Carlos Delgado is awesome. There, I said it.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Acceptable.

I can dig it.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

h3llz yeah

We’re in scratching distance again.

The butcher and the baker and the people on the street, where did they go? To meet the Mets!

by Rod Gaspar Fan Club on Jul 26, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

without cheating, can anyone think of a more

improbable, amazing yet consequential comeback of a guy that looked to have many forks stuck in him?

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I asked before and didn't get a response

Giambi looked done in 2005 and he’s still around, but I don’t recall if he ever turned it on like Carlos has here

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Strawberry in '98 maybe

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

mmmmmmmmmmm

he never lost THE SWING

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

for quite some time it looked more like

THE FLAIL

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and Darryl

was on the performance de-hancing stuff

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't may much mind to roided out yankers

but that’s a worthy submission.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah not a fan, just sayin

nice one on The Flail as well

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

although

you do get a classic pic when you google him

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i certainly didn't want to bring up artificial means...

but in this day and age i have to admit that “juice” has crossed my mind.

sorry guys…just the way sports has been lately

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i just can't see Delgado using

but anyone else, yes the juice is my goto explanation

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hmmm...

i ain’t putin it past anyone.

sports generally has made me somewhat jaded about it’s ‘so called purity’

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Delgado is the man

I can’t believe this.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

good god

i leave for 1/2 an hour and this is the mess you guys create?!

curses, foiled again by the MESS bullpen!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

HAHA!

the moment i get back on the blog…HOME RUN!

it’s called: the butterfly effect!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

A note about Carlos Delgado

His OPS is now above that of the average NL first-baseman.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He's average!

I guess that’s cause for celebration, all things considered.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Still only the sixth inning

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Mph

rough luck for Tatis.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Bah

Fucked by the fickled finger of fate.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Peace biotch!

4-5, loser.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

It's a small victory

But, hey, Skip Schumaker is working his way on to my “hated opponents” list.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you have quite a lot of these

i’d like to see your complete list sir.

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's too many to list

or, perhaps, too many to remember.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i can't resist although no one asked me

off the top of my head (though recent declines/legal troubles have caused me to shuffle)

Brian Jordan
Clemens
Andrw Jwones (as a br*ve)
D. “Every Kind of Mo” Jeter
Molina. Any molina, let god sort em out.
Sir Thomas Glavine of the Order of Suck

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pretty good list

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I abhor Glavine

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

argh.

Smith walking the guy in front of Poohos. With 2 outs.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

thanks fickle finger of fate

for forgoing the fucking

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

four of fish and finger pie

by Simons on Jul 26, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't forget the lobster puddin

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

$240 of it?

Aww yea.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

SIT DOWN PU-FOOLS

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Marlon Anderson

aka the third out of the inning.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Holy. Crap.

Was that a base hit, or am I hallucinating?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

For an instant the camera man thought it important

to zoom in on the situation in CF!

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He was hoping to catch Schumaker

picking his nose or grabbing himself.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

let it hit you Marlon

it’s the only way your butt is getting on

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL at Marlon Anderson getting a hit

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Anderson's I'd prefer be taking up a roster spot:

Sparky Anderson
Morton Andersen
The Andersen Windows guy
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That should read "Andersons", not "Anderson's", so my bad

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hans Christian Andersen?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Paul Thomas Anderson?

This could go on for days.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

how bout this anderson?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

no im going to end this right now

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nicely done.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'd like to retract that last statement

barely

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I.M.

showing my age on that one…I know

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

6/6

Hitters just owning Dirty this week. What the fuck?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

he's about to make it on my list

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am digging Marlon's beard

It’s great when the manager isn’t a fascist.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

wha?? Duaner in the 8th??

I was told there would be no such happening.
WHat is Jman trying to game Tony? Keith or someone specifically promised that there would be no Duaner in the 8th.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i'm completely baffled

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

An out!

Sanchez recorded an out!

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

And it was a strikeout

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Perhaps if he washed his ballcap?

Dude, you have access to laundering facilities there at Shea.

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Part of me would like to see Dirty drill Molina here.

Just because.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I can't tell

if this is more like a see-saw or a yo-yo

by mmxii on Jul 26, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

roller coaster

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Punch in the nards?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

HERE WE GO

EVERY NIGHT I HAVE TO TYPE THE SAME THING…

GET HIM OUT OF THERE NOW!!!!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Huge out there

Miles swung at a pitch out of the zone.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

listen to the groans

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Popup

Phew.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

as a fan, i'm pressing

the fish and phils won tonight

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

there is a Hay-Sus

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

whew

oh lord Dirty it ain’t pretty but ok at least you got out of it . . .

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

For all the muttered obscenities i direct at Endy

he is getting on base quite often lately it seems

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Been a good weekend for him so far, what?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think he would appreciate your love

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

time for some positive mo-jo imagery

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's so pimp

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

how about that guy getting the METS chant going?

i like his attitude

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

oh!

just a tad early on the swing

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

ND!

This is the Endy I recall showing up from time to time the last two years. Love it.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

is it 1969?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh, Dub.

Dang that’s a rough spot for a K.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

but i smell some coming Beltran heroics

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

or another puzzling Endy put out at the plate

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

uuuuuuu

a prediction…i like it.

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That unclutch fuckwad?

Fat chance. /sarcasm.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Heh.

You know Delgado’s thinking “It’s up to me. The least clutch player ever is behind me.”

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

when did you ever think you would hear...

“well, if they walk Delgado…”

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

ha!

swinging for the fence!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ouch.

That K hurt.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh come on, Wright

Don’t leave it up to Beltran.

The 2008 NY Mets: Reyes singles. Castillo infield single. Wright walks. Beltran lines out. ZaBlanc bitches. Delgado strikes out. Reyes picked off third. Fans boo. Padres win 2-1.

by ZaBlanc on Jul 26, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey bright eyes!

I was wondering when you’d show up.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

right on time unfortunately

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You certainly know when to show up, eh?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

did you bring some "clutch" w/you?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He made two really good pitches

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

If...

if we have man on 2nd, none out, and see Wright/Degado/beltran K, I’ll scream. I’m 2/3 there.

The 2008 NY Mets: Reyes singles. Castillo infield single. Wright walks. Beltran lines out. ZaBlanc bitches. Delgado strikes out. Reyes picked off third. Fans boo. Padres win 2-1.

by ZaBlanc on Jul 26, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Well

That was a complete embarrassment.

The 2008 NY Mets: Reyes singles. Castillo infield single. Wright walks. Beltran lines out. ZaBlanc bitches. Delgado strikes out. Reyes picked off third. Fans boo. Padres win 2-1.

by ZaBlanc on Jul 26, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

let the screaming commence

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow.

That was, um, horrendous by the 3/4/5. Nice pitches, but still.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

YOU MAY BEGIN SCREAMING NOW!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Goatees

are so fuckin tacky.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

now where on earth did that come from?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

McCellan

has one.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh no showanblow

the other guys won tonight and i don’t want to blow a 2 game lead with 49 games left!!

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

showanblow

“chuckle”

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i've never really warmed to him

even though i know he only has one ball and some kind of inoperable leg problem.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh dear

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm a better pitcher

than this guy.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That'll do, pig

That’ll do.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Show

is mad good.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

C'mon guys!

I go to one lousy movie, come back, and we’re losing?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL...

Man you are missing a good one.

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Except for the

fact that we’re losing, it looks like that.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

See anything good?

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hellboy 2

It’s good. Not The Dark Night, but then again, what is?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yea

Wasn’t really a fan of Hellboy. Heard a lot of good things about it, then I saw it and was kinda bored.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i felt the same w/"sex in the city"

i keed

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never read the books

but like the movies. Del Toro’s a genius. Can’t wait to see what he does with the Hobbit

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

did you see batman?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep

On opening day. 10 am show.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

dedicated

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If you think that's dedicated

one of my best friends wen to the first midnight showing.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LAWD HAVE MERCY, WAS THAT NEEDED!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

pee break

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

TMI

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Time

to mix another drink.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

havin a corona w/lime here

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The facial hair

just keeps getting worse.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That's quite a pube beard

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seriously

IT’s like they imported these players from 1995.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you must be related to steinbrenner

he didn’t like facial hair either

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah

I like facial hair. Marlon’s beard is phat; it’s just that goatees are corny.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Exactly.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Plus

cocaine makes you really smart.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

it worked for Robin Williams

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

YESS

wow

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

OMF!!!!!!!!

FERNANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

CRUNCH

I got home just in time!

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Good timing

Holy shit me too.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

HOLY CRAP!

I THOUGHT HE CAUGHT IT! HOLY CRAP! GO TATIS!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Totally

I’m all “Fucker” then I’m all “Woot!”

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe a little more growth hormone

and Ankiel woulda reached it.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Then again,

all the extra muscle may have weighed him down.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

this is for you shomov

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This is cool

It screams, “Yeah, fuck you I have a whole ecosystem growing up in this shit.” Goatees, on the other hand, are for frat boys.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LMAO!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

axl rose really letting himself go

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I believe that

he’s refusing to shave until ‘Chinese Democracy’ is released. Or there’s actually a Chinese democracy.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

My money is on actual democracy in China happening first

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

there is one

it’s called Taiwan. So actually Axl has already lost to the forces of liberty and all that .

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

who would have thunk it?

facial hair directing talk in the current events direction

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was referring to the PROC

but you do have a semantic point there.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

this ain't frat house..for sure

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Plus

cocaine makes you really smart.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i didn't want to say anything, but

I knew that he was gonna do that!
My friends, it is better to look good than to be good.

Flashback to beating the diamonbags in the playoffs!

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Good call

Steve Finley redux.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah i was all "he got it damn he...he didn't get it"

“did you see that honey!!”
wife not impressed.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yea

Kim looked up for a moment to see me going apeshit, then turned back to her magazine.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

My girlfriend is seeing Mamma Mia right now

If she was here, she would have just rolled her eyes at me after that home run.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

my girlfriend....

darn it. don’t have one

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

but i get to watch all the baseball i want

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Me neither

is it too much to ask for no Yankees fans?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yup.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just thinking that

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

time for another drink

in celebration of the homer!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Okay, good start

Let’s go Billy Wags.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

LOVE MAPLE

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Tatis: 4, Beltran: 1

This is a route. Tatis for MVP!

The 2008 NY Mets: Reyes singles. Castillo infield single. Wright walks. Beltran lines out. ZaBlanc bitches. Delgado strikes out. Reyes picked off third. Fans boo. Padres win 2-1.

by ZaBlanc on Jul 26, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

A route to where?

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

4 what?

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

2 why?

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

4 whom?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Reyes "squared"

baseball math

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

OK

scratch one, boys.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

JOSE! JOSE!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Let's go, Jose

Do work, son.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

mlb.tv is pissing me the hell off

i’m getting some stupid icon in the middle of the screen.

WTF?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Good start

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Married Life

is agreeing with him. I’m not sure why someone who is young, rich, famous and good looking would get married, but that’s not really any of my business.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

you said it brother

D. Jeter did it right

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Got to agree with you there.

I’m not big on marriage, but Jeter’s definitely got the right idea. You think married men can shtup their way through Maxim’s 100?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahahahahahha

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dammit

Way to go, Endy

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ah crud

Son of bitch, ND.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Terrible

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

fuckin' bunting

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: sacrifice bunting doesn’t work

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

not an out

ump on autofuckingpilot again

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

why won't jerry come out and argue it?

WTF?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

of course...

I hate bunting in that situation. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

by JE on Jul 26, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's pathetic

How can you blow that call?

by JE on Jul 26, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice call, ump

The conspiracy continues…

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

YEP

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ok ok

2 on 1 out – just a slap into right field wins it. please.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I love me some D. Wright

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

C'mon Carloses

by Alex Nelson on Jul 26, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

am i crazy or is delgado coming out to the

Police? “another way of stopping” or one of the instrumentals?

This may explain his resurgance

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I got all confused

One of the Rochester Red Wings came out to bat to “Maneater” by Hall and Oates. An, erm, odd choice to say the least.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe

He was trying to appeal to the women-folk in the stands.

by Alex Nelson on Jul 26, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rally caps in the dugout?!

I feel like Willie would not have approved.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

the willie era is over

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Willie wouldn't have approved of a lot of things.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And Jose's wearing what looks like a turban

King Ding-a-Ling, indeed.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ZOMG TERRORIST

I bet he sometimes does fist bumps too

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think Bill Rhoden is already preparing a column on this.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So's Michelle Malkin

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

wallace mathews

already has his written

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

aguayo endy connection

not helping my stomach any

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

hehehe

Yeah, who’s coaching the third-base coach???

by JE on Jul 26, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If it happens again,

that’s grounds for justifiable homicide, right?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll look the other way.

by JE on Jul 26, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

but they'll have to question a whole lot of suspects

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's going to be

quite a lineup

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't try to kill it delgado

just make contact

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

c'mon mets, we need a trooper

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

oi

ugh.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ugh

Delgado. Does this guy ever do anything good?

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

so UNclutch

Oh, wait, I must be thinking of someone else! ;-)

by JE on Jul 26, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ouch

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i just had a mustard burp

MUST I REPEAT?

STOP LEAVING RISP!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Gotta say

This is way more exciting than last night’s game. I was home by now yesterday.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

more frustrating too

the neighbors are yelling at me to stop…yelling

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh yeah

that’ll show you.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

well, it's one thing if you're yelling when it's a close game...

but why do you also scream when you’re watching The Food Channel?!? ;-)

by JE on Jul 26, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

if it ain't anthony bourdain...

it ain’t shit

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Word

Also, Alton Brown.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what's cool about bourdain is...

he can talk about a hot dog from coney island or dog on a stick in viet nam!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe so...

but can he talk about a hot dog from Vietnam?!?

by JE on Jul 26, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

2 words:

Andrew Zimirn. That man will eat anything.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love the idea of using Keith for anti-smoking commercials

but he really should never be filmed from the side angle like that.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

For you "I.M. Forme"

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's Borat meets ...

whoever used to wear striped shirts under blazers…the members of Ah Ha? Gallagher? Richard Simmons?

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's some heavy-duty teeth.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i just choked because

you made me laugh so hard…i can hardly type

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wonder

if Keith still blows lines. After all, I don’t think they drug test announcers.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sometimes

that seems like a good idea.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

true that reminds me these proabbly aren't the first public service announcements

he’s been asked to do

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But they probably are the first

he was allowed to decline.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

sometimes...

Calling games can get tedious. If that’s what it takes to liven things up a bit, then go for it.

by JE on Jul 26, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i could think of a whole range of topics

that would piss of the FCC

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I could make their heads explode

If not them, than at least the PTC. Then we can go back to having some sanity

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Plus

cocaine makes you really smart.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Back from Mom's Birthday Dinner.

We were following the game the whole time on my sister’s phone.

Did Cancel really steal second?

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Apparently so.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's the fastest

fat bastard in baseball.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

aha.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah...

the fans near first base convinced him that there was a big bag of Doritos underneath second.

by JE on Jul 26, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bwaah

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep.

He’s like a danged thoroughbred.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

did you have dog on a stick?

anthony bourdain has

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Choke-tran

Lessee what he can do here.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nothing, apparently

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He choked

Like we all have come to expect. Choking-choke-choke-chokerington.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you know what?

i’m just happy to see the guys having some fun in the dugout.

i bet willie is angry as shit.

“how can you disgrace baseball like that?”

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

True Yankees don't have fun in the dugout

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It is not the Yankkkee way.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

man...

if you can’t have fun in sports, where can you have fun at or fun with?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

... sex?

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

depends on yo lady my friend

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

sorry

not YOUR lady…a lady

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wasn't offended, I don't have a lady

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Definitely

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

True Yankees

don’t ever have fun.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Late 1990s Yankees

I don’t care how many games they won. They were the most boring collection of human beings in the history of the world.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

so true

by DoctorK16 on Jul 26, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But Paul O'Neill was so fiery!

Remember, it’s OK to show emotion, but only for some players, and we’re not going to tell you whether you’re one of those players in advance

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lookie here

Everyone’s afraid of Fernando.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Well

He’s no choker, after all.

by Alex Nelson on Jul 26, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what is the opposite of a choker?

a stroker? a swallower? the options don’t sound quite heroic enough to my ear.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know I am

I’m afraid he’s gonna turn back into 2000-2007 Tatis any day now.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

C'mon, Schneid

Let’s actually get a consequential hit/walk!

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Seriously

Surprise me, Schneider. Marlon has a hit tonight . . . why not you, too?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No one's afraid of Brian Schneider.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

193 comments on the blog so far...

well done!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

You need to refresh, dude

The auto-refresh doesn’t update the comment count. We’re at 465 right now.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Which, BTW

Is an all-time high, I think.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Asterisk

for extra innings

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

asterisk

oh boy…the barry bond commission

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah

more like a Roger Maris asterisk

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe we can get Tommy Hilfiger

to stamp it on a ball and launch it into outer space.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

or Yves Saint Laurent

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can't we do better than Tommy Hilfiger?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you know

it felt a great deal more than what i saw.

thanks for the clarification

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought 193 sounded a bit short

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

193 is the number of pitches the Schneid just saw

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

didn't mean to create such hassle

sorry simon

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We're ahead

of those asses over at MetsGeek. :)

by Alex Nelson on Jul 26, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yea

Those fucknuts wouldn’t know a gamethread if it were sitting on their face.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

bwhaha.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah with their stupid heads!

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

take a swing or watch?

hmmm

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Cyclones

Home from the Cyclones game. See the Mets stayed up for me.

by DoctorK16 on Jul 26, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

you missed it

we broke the record for blog post…
not much of a game though.

i keeed

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

How they

drawing these days? I hear not as well as they once did.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cmon baby

Lets give this game a R-HEINOUS ending!!

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

COME ON HIPPO!!!

Let’s do this!!

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

oog

Just a little tap here, Hippo.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

C'mon Hippo

Yah hungry for a hit?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

here we go

my most favorite acronym…
RISP

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ugh

1-15 with RISP. Awful.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Castro

I didn’t realize he’s allowed to play.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

HOLY. FREAKIN. CRAP.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

AAUGH!

I’m going all Charlie Brown over here.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

AAAGH

1-15 with RISP.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

stupid, stupid, stupid

Why have him swing on 2-0 pitch when the pitcher is wild?

by JE on Jul 26, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

sigh

Come on Hippo, the guy’s walked two hitters already, be patient

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

We can't buy a clutch hit.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The unclutch runs deep within this team.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The unclutch is strong with this one.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

unclutch...

i am your father

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Beltran must be contagious

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That Beltran

is a cancer. A cancer of the team’s throat.

by Alex Nelson on Jul 26, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

FAIL

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

that was not my beautiful large domed backup catcher

HEAD! turned RISP into RIP

and that means x number more of those funking ignorant taco bell commericals

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Queso?

You mean, like, spicy cheese?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Better than

SEVENTY NINE EIGHTY NINE NINETY NINE AY YAY YAY!

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or the one with the dudes rapping in the car

Steph gimme something big – WITH A BUNCH OF BEEF!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Taco Bell

Whatever you order, it’s just low-grade meat, old vegetables, rice and bad cheese.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey! i worked at a taco bell

...and i agree w/that statement

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And don't

get me started on how Taco Bell counts as “Mexican food”. Or food, for that matter.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

the only true mexican food you're gonna get is...

in san diego, ca at one of those hole in the wall joints.

that stuff is the shit!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you should see how much grease is drained from those

20 pound bags of beef

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

taco bell is like eating your own diareha

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

first lobster pudding

now this comment…

i don’t know what to say but…

KEEP EM COMING!

LOL!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll just take your word for it

On both ends of that comparison.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe

but it’s cheap low-grade meat, old vegetables, rice, and bad cheese. Which makes it all the better.

by Alex Nelson on Jul 26, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think that i was the only employee to...

properly wash the pans when we closed.

i don’t eat fast food anymore

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They wash the pans?

I’m surprised

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

rinse rather

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is there really such a thing as "bad cheese"?

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes

Whatever they use a Taco Bell

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

sorry, at

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The cows who produce the cheese at Taco Bell are hosts of parasites

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And not the good kind,

like on Futurama

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No

The kind that slowly eat away at your immune system and infect your udder.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

the pain in my head is only as big as the unclutch

that is the mets

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

the guys in the booth are laughing

they must be drinking from flasks

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Thus making their job

that much cooler.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'd be hittin the bottle anytime the game...

went into extra’s

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey

that would make any game more fun to watch

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've always maintained the philosophy that...

everyone should come to work w/at least 2 to 3 shots of their favorite liquor in their system. they would be happier and more productive employees.

if not more productive…definitely happier

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What about those of us

who don’t/can’t drink?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

smoke it or snort it...

if ya got it

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This board

has gotten a lot more fun. It used to be a bunch of nerds

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't smoke or snort anything

Hence, a nerd.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, me neither

I need a vice. I told a girl I don’t drink, and her immediate response was to ask if I was a 12-stepper

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm looking into becoming an arsonist

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let us know how that goes

Every boy needs a hobby

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i hope to one day grow up and be...

a jets fan

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Trust me,

you don’t. Jets, Mets, Devils, and Nets. My childhood was a very unhappy one, sportswise.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm already a Knicks fan

how can being a Jets fan make it worse?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Trust us

It’s not good.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Considering the Nets

are openly punting the next 2 seasons in hopes of landing LeBron, I gotta say, at least your team got better this summer.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

At least Isiah's gone.

Things are looking up.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

fucking people named Skip

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Gotta consider that

Heilman gets the yips sometimes, so I worry about the bases loaded.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he also

has a case of acute gopherits and Glaus is in a better position to capitalize on that.

by DoctorK16 on Jul 26, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'd rather get beaten by Glaus than that fat piece of shit

personally

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Phew

Side retired.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

There ya go, Heils!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

If that fuckin' Jeter Edge commercial were a baby

I would punch it.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I would laugh.

Then I would also punch it.

HOW IS THIS COMMERCIAL SHOWING AGAIN?!

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Twice in one break.

...REALLY?

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is there no other commercial in the rotation?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Where's Giuseppe Franco?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

those aren't any better

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There you go.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Unbelievable

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'd leave that baby in the trunk of a ford and watch it sink into a lake

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

With Jeter inside it.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

how about this one?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dude

You totally pwn google images.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i know that warrants being banned

but i hope you’ll keep me on.

:-)

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who bans for gratuitous image posting?

Not me.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i just like to use the tools that god (SB Nation)

have given me

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think he meant for posing a Jeter pic.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

exactly

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He deserves to be in that ad

because he’s such a great shortstop…and he’s also very good-looking.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

red light

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't try to deny it...you just sound ridiculous

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i see a walk off in our future

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

How far into the future are we talking?

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wish Warren Wallace had an Edge.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I wish Warren Wallace

Would put the Edge into the wall.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You know he would too.

That’s how the story has to end.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

seriously that is my favorite mets game time commercial

pitch perfect
if they could just alternate that and Jocelyn Peirce commercials Id be happy

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who's Jocely Pierce?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

a criminally underexposed talent in the SNY stable

i like to bring up once in a while

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

her?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great minds think alike

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Then he could put Jeter into the wall

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This would be a great time for Reyes to finish his cycle

by JoshNY on Jul 26, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Heilman has been surprisingly clutch of late

Tomorrow: Adam Kennedy hits go-ahead grand slam in the 8th.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

FUCK YOU SKIP

And the horse you rode in on.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ohhhhh come on.

I hate the freakin’ Cardinals.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh hell

Yup, I hate me some Skip Schumaker.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

WHAT?!

WHY SO SERIOUS?

No way was he out.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks, blue

Way to keep your head out of the game.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

BULL FUCKING SHIT!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

first he was safe

second…it’s getting late

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Is that Angel Hernandez at first?

He might have a flight to catch.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

by the way

don’t leap to the damn bag. just run through it!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

These blown calls are really getting under my skin

MLB really doesn’t want us to make the playoffs, do they?

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

it's like this is the NBA

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes, I thought conspiracies were limited to the NBA

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe we have a Doneghy in our midst

conspiracy anyone?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not saying that Angel Hernandez is cheating

He consistently blows calls for both sides.

And he definitely has a flair for the dramatic. He loves blowing calls with the game on the line.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

safe ANOTHER blown call

do these guys want to go home?

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

These calls are just as bad as the

10:10 games at Twin Creeks!

......it’s a softball place.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm running out of beer

I thought I had enough; didn’t plan for extra innings.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The bottle of vodka

is disappearing.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I mean

I’ve got 1.5 liters of Jameson but, not at this hour.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It only

11:40

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

8:40 for me.

Not that I’m bragging or anything.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

True

But I’ve been nursing beers since the beginning of the game. I’d lose most of tomorrow if I switched to whiskey now.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Today

was a bit of a lost day; I said I wouldn’t drink tonight. I say a lot of things.

by Shomov on Jul 26, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

can i come over

i could help w/the Jameson’s

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

delgado

don’t go back to the old shit

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

what kind of laugh is that?

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sounds like a snake

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

shklshklshkl

i can’t type his damn laugh

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sigh.....

So.

Beltran is up.

Yippie.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

feeling a walkoff!

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

C'mon, B.

Just a single. That’s all I ask.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, sweet

Time to pad our RISP stats.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

by Prince on Jul 26, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Haha

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you just struck a serious nerve w/me my friend

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

1-15 w/RISP

Be different, Carlos.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Having flashbacks

Beltran, Cardinals…not good

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

It's been going on for innings.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He hit that walk-off in 2006

Off Isringhausen.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what did Delgado just say to Beltran as he jogged to first?

“swing you bitch”

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i hope not

by DoctorK16 on Jul 26, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Un-clutch walk there

Compiler.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Beltran hearts Walks.

To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.

by pingel on Jul 26, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh man

my heart skipped a beat before the call.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 26, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i felt chest pain

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

phooo

I guess it’s Fernando time!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Tatis is clutch and clutch is everything

as they used to say on espn

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Jul 26, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

lets make a bet

RISP numbers will increase

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Gogogogo

Let’s go.

by Eric Simon on Jul 26, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow.

I just got finished watching Spinal Tap and drinking vodka with the wife. What’s wrong with being sexy?

by IanB in MD on Jul 26, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

your wife is cool

and so are you

"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 26, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dogg

There is nothing sexy about all the runners left on base by the Mets in the last three innings. Dag.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 26, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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