Open Thread - Game 106: Mets vs Marlins
New York Mets at Miami Marlins, Jul 28, 2008 7:10 PM EDT
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first!
anyway, if you’re in a bad mood and need to brighten your day, i suggest you read the comments section of the adam dunn post on metsblog.
http://www.metsblog.com/2008/07/28/buzz-dunns-defense-ks-and-clutchness/#comments
“defense, k’s and clutchness”
i love matt cerrone.
What, you don't think using his stats at Shea Stadium is a basis for thorough analysis?
.235/.323/.432 career at Shea! 81 at-bats! A bum! Compiler!
apparently he has "one-dimensional fantasy league stats"
That must be the problem—Dunn is playing fantasy baseball when he goes out on the field every day. Someone should explain to him that he’s not in the rotisserie league.
people still think batting average is a good stat
i’m straight up depressed.
wow
I feel bad for the one guy arguing in Dunn’s favor. He’s right (good power, good OBP, good on the road), but all the “I Love Paul LoDuca” types are overwhelming him.
Anyway, I’m afraid that Billy Beane will scoop up Dunn while everyone else is courting Teixeira.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Um.
I know this isn’t Mets/Baseball related at all but…..did anyone else see the Wolverine trailer?
I nerded out like crazy. haha.
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
Not yet
Look good, then?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
It's out?
I heard it premiered at Comic-Con, but didn’t know it’s on the net.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/%20244645.html
if it’s still up.
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
Dang
It’s like I just aged backwards about 16 years. Hot damn! Gambit!
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
So's Gambit
Just about the whole damn Marvel Universe is in it.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Another day
Another gamethread. At least for a few minutes before ducking out for a run.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
Wright
I’m actually glad he popped out there, since he really should have been punched out the pitch before. I would have felt dirty if the Mets had been beneficiaries of umpire incompetence.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
Oh good
Schneider’s back out there. Would have been a pity to get any production from the catcher spot on two consecutive days.
did you hear Gary's comment?
Manuel apparently said that once Church is back, Tatis will get the bulk of the playing time, and Endy will be a “spot starter” and defensive replacement.
I would fucking hope so!
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
apparently not with catchers, though
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by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Schneider = proven gamer
Castro, having never been given the chance to prove himself a dependable regular, has nonetheless proven that he can never be a dependable regular.
Well
We’d like to give the Marlins an extra out, right? Isn’t that the purpose of having Schneider in there?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure
Why not be sporting and give them a gimme.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM This strike zone is terrible.
The guy who walked actually struck out.
oh, it’s Bucknor. ugh
It looks like Maine is feeling you.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Bucknor
At least he’s been terrible for both Maine and Nolasco. If we’re going to have a shitty umpire, at least he should be shitty for both teams.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
Absolutely
It’s only fair that he suck equally. Can’t show any favoritism
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
show me your Tatis!
All this guy does is hit extra-base hits nowadays.
We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!
Wow
That one just kept carrying over Ross. Is it me, or do the Marlins’ CFs always get caught playing too shallow? I remember Amezaga always had that problem, too.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks to Dan Uggla, too
Appreciate the bobble on the relay throw.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
hasn't been the same since the all star break
"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 28, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh listen to the chants.
I hope the Marlins announcers are pissed. Because I hate them.
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
yeah
If only Paul LoDuca had proven me wrong about him being a roided-up, overrated, douchebag.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm missing it, i'm missing it!
all of the excitement!
GO METS!
glad to be back aboard. no pics tonight (i’m at work and it would bring down the entire system)
"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 28, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions
you ask, he delivers
We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!
by kingcritical on Jul 28, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
let me read the entire post before I say anything
"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 28, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
he's a decent man
Castro is an asshole who would have homered there.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
What a selfish prick
Home runs?!! Who does Hippo think he is?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, it was a strikeout,
but it was a gritty, gamer’s strikeout. And i was ready to type this 2 minutes ago
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone think it is possible that Castro could become the regular catcher?
What needs to happen for that to come to pass?
Gonorrhea?
Schneider contracts leprosy, and the entire pitching staff refuses to receive his throws back to the mound.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
castro makes room for teammates at the buffet table in the hotel
"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 28, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
in all seriousness
Castro has had injury problems in the past, so maybe Manuel is afraid of playing him too much.
Of course, he’s nowhere near “playing him too much” right now.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea
He even insulted him by starting Robinson Cancel.
And he acts like in terms of backup catchers, they are of equal value.
by JohnPeterson on Jul 28, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, at least
Cancel isn’t Schneider.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Cancel
Why is he even on this team? Why not get…....drumroll......Val Pascucci?
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
If Pascucci should take anyone's roster spot,
if should be Anderson. If we’re going to carry a 5th outfielder, he might as well actually play the outfield. And it’d be nice if he could hit.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Marlins
I don’t watch many Marlins games, so I’m kinda surprised to see them swinging like crazy. Every pitch, they’re swinging from the heels. There’s just no plate discipline on this team.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
yep, they are known for hitting bombs or hitting nothing
ryan howardish i would say
"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 28, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
And for shitty defense.
Can’t forget the shitty defense
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
well sir...
he draws a good number of strike outs as well.
(is it going to be that kind of night eric?)
"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 28, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
No
I’m just saying. The point is that the Marlins hit a lot of homeruns, strike out a lot and never walk. 2/3 of those describe Howard.
duely noted
"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 28, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Dave Kingman would be a better example
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
Wow. Knew I should have checked retrosheet first.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Pete Incaviglia, maybe
honestly it is difficult to find a power hitter that doesn’t draw a fair amount of walks. It’s Mike Jacobs and nobody else, I guess….
o.k. d. wright
it’s time to turn on the charm now. lets get on base and steal some or lets hit a bomb
"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 28, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
thank you david...
for nothing
"DUDE...I LOVE IT WHEN DAVID WRIGHT GETS PUMPED UP!"
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jul 28, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
booing?
How come the Marlins fans boo Delgado? Did they forget he chose to sign with them, and it was their cheapskate owner who shipped him out of town?
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
The unclutch one
Beltran sent him telepathic messages ordering a steal, knowing Delgado would be thrown out with ease. Share the unclutch.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You'd think that with mental powers such as those
Beltran would always know what pitch was coming.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, I see you do not comprehend the power of the unclutch.
He wants to lose the game. It would be selfish of him to drive in runs.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
So
I see everything is going according to schedule . . . Tatis hitting extra-base hits . . . Easley hitting triples . . . Delgado trying to steal . . . just another day at the office, I guess.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions
Keith seems pleased.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Cheerleaders make everything better
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you Eric
That’s one trend I could get behind
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
She's like Robinson Cancel big
I bet she’s sneaky fast.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
She must be responsible for changing the high light bulbs at the cheerleader loft I like to imagine they all live in.
I don't often say this, but
L. O. L.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Easley disrespecting the game
Had Reyes jogged after that ball, the papers and WFAN would be howling until November.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
I'm sure Mike and the Mad Dog are on the case.
/sarcasm.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Hermida playing the Wrong Way
Eckstein wouldn’t have been thrown out at 3rd.
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Eckstein's so short
Wright wouldn’t have been able to see him to make the tag
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Eckstein and the very tall cheerleader should hook up
It would make riveting reality teevee.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh dag yes
‘Saved by the Bell’ has apt analogies to just about anything.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be awesome.
I might actually watch that.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Dayumn
Just all kinds of thoughts running through my head right now.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Am I gay?
Because I think these women look like stupid bimbo whores.
by JohnPeterson on Jul 28, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh
I’m willing to cope with that.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too.
They may not be PhD candidates, but they can’t be that stupid; they managed to half-put on a shirt, all by themselves.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea, well
It’s not lack of intelligence. I mean, who can tell by a picture, anyway? I just mean the open legs. I don’t find that very… interesting. I like a little more demureness in my sleaze.
by JohnPeterson on Jul 28, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I gotcha
But maybe they’re just in the middle of pre-game stretches? Yoga?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
2003 Marlins
They were pretty good too, guys. That lineup was pretty stacked (even Juan Pierre was good back then).
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
Pierre not sucking
Yeah, those were the days.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing
He’s a lot better than Andruw Jones.
(I love mocking the snakeskin boots GM)
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweating
Is Keith aware that sweat is water weight, and thus easily replaced? Sweating doesn’t keep you in shape.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, but
between the weather and all the Ks, can he last? Be nice to get 7+ out of him.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
Hard to trust the bully with a small lead lately.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
six Ks in the inning
looks like everyone is dealing.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
6 Ks in one inning?
Holy shit, that is dealing. Of course, that means Schneider is dropping all the third strikes.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
I don’t care what Tatis does. If Santana, Maine, Perez, and Pelfrey are all dealing, this team will win the division.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Uggla
Dan Uggla wearing a glove in the field is like anyone bringing an accordion to a war. It’s utterly useless.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, and
Thanks for screwing up my swag entry, Dan. You truly suck.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha!
“The New York Mets television will be talking about the guy who made three errors in the All-Star Game, not the guy who is third in the league in fielding percentage.”
-FSN Florida
FIELDING PERCENTAGE!
I absolutely hate those two.
They are terrible and I wish terrible terrible things to happen to them.
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
I guess he missed the first inning on SNY
When they talked about the three error/three out/DP game. Was it the first since 1920 in any game?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that is only
his 7th error of the season. Thus forever proving the general uselessness of the statistic.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Nolasco
He’s looking pretty sick right now. John Maine is not going to have much margin for error.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
Next on FSN Florida
GWRBI?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Was Billy the Marlin
trying to feel up that blonde chick? He seemed awfully insistent on pulling her into that hug.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah Maine is fine.
I didn’t see that one coming.
Actually, I did.
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
maine
for those of us subjected to extra innings, what is going on? any explanation?
Maine left with an unspecified injury
(although he looked ok to everyone), and Muniz just gave up a double to Hanley
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
And for some reason
Maine is sitting on the bench, so he can’t be very injured.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit
Way to steal the souveneir, David
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
too close
My heart stopped for a sec there
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
Is Filip Bondy
still thinking yesterday’s complete game was so terrible?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
I don't get it.
Why does Muniz have to come into the game every time the pitcher leaves in the fifth inning, regardless of the score?
THE SCORE, DUMMY, NOT THE INNING!
yeah
I totally know what you’re talking about.
We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!
by kingcritical on Jul 28, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
And now
Muniz is in line for the win. Lucky > Good
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
What?
Are you saying you don’t have faith in Carlos Muniz to…ah, I can’t even type it.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Game
Maybe this’ll be one of Muniz’s good ones.
Have we gotten any Maine update from SNY? Looked like he wasn’t following the game plan from the conversations going on.
The game plan being?
Don’t leave the game in the 5th?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, Muniz
Fucktard.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
Oy
Did Muniz just give up on that, or is he hurt?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
apparently his shoe fell off while he was running over
We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!
by kingcritical on Jul 28, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
How the fuck were neither of those a strike?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
oh crud
This Bucknor strike zone is killing me. Also, Muniz is killing me.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
CB Bucknor licks my SHITTY POOPS after I've CRAPPED a FART.
At least that’s how all my Mad Libs looked.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Pitching Muniz
in this situation is truly Randolphian in its stupidity.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
Just because it's working
doesn’t mean it was a good idea in the first place
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Buckner
I believe he is actually blind.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
Uggla
Based on the small sample of innings I have watched him played, I am tempted to believe that he is the absolutely worst player I have ever seen. The numbers, however, suggest otherwise.
The Schneider-Muniz tandem
Just . . . quality. All around quality.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
we're all professionals here, right?
We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!
by kingcritical on Jul 28, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
What's the opposite
of magnificent? How about crapulent? Yeah, that works
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Craptacular?
This is a craptacular battery we’ve got in in the 6th inning.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing against the chosen people
But the Jews on the team didn’t exactly help the Mets last year (Green, Schoeneweis, Newhan).
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah.
Never heard that one before. And I do know quite a few
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I am not too small of a man
To hate a man who still goes by ‘Cody’
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
Just one of those names that lead you to hate the person, even sight unseen. Like Skip, Tucker, Trip…any others?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Derek
We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!
by kingcritical on Jul 28, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Stupid Flanders.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to be too obvious
‘Chipper’
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, c'mon
“His catcher couldn’t catch a fastball.” – Gary Cohen.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
it all started with a walk
to the unwalkable Mike Jacobs.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty much an intentional walk
Muniz was supposed to pitch around him. Skip the lefty to face another righty
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
We still haven't heard?
I think?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
No, we haven't
It better be one hell of a good reason. I think he’s still on the bench, so it’s not an injury
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else need a drink?
I’m pouring the classic whiskey and soda over here.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, you do.
I had a Bud Light at a ball game last week after a month of drinking through England and Europe. Couldn’t taste a dang thing.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
And now Nolasco's out
Did Jerry and Fredi make some sort of crazy bet to see who could pull their starter for the stupider reason?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
Guess Fredi loves that bullpen
I thought Nolasco already went past 100 pitches. Weird.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Evans for Schneider
Just going from strength-to-strength here.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
FTH?
Did everyone take crazy pills before the game? Or is this a double switch?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
radio says Big Hippo will pinch hit for Feliciano
So yeah.
We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!
by kingcritical on Jul 28, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Now A. Reyes is coming up instead to bunt.
Yea.
We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!
by kingcritical on Jul 28, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
So I join you all
after hearing the game on the radio while jogging and what do I find. John Maine is hurt. Carlos Muniz stinks and Brian Schnider can’t do anything!!!! Have I missed anything in the unhappy recap?
For a sac bunt.
Hoo-ray.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Not enough, though, clearly.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Maine: Stiffness in right shoulder
Removed for precautionary reasons.
We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!
Evans
Way to get a walk, but why is he even on the team? He’s not a natural OF, and since he’s riding the bench, he’d be better served going back to Binghamton and continuing to learn to play left.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
Pascucci's white, isn't he?
I mean, his name is ‘Val Pascucci’. How much whiter do you get, ‘Dick Cheney’?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The irony is
that for once the Mets give the younger player a shot over the older guy and it’s the wrong move.
that's an even grittier name than "Paul LoDuca"
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The only grittier name
would be Grinder McHustle
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Ironically enough,
he is severely undervalued due to his .220/.400/.420 line and average 2B defense.
by JohnPeterson on Jul 28, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
hmmmm, suspicously Mediterranean though
Name ends with a vowel? Come on now. For true White Power you want a manly “Jack Armstrong” sound
You want gritty?
I give you Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, US Army.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, at my old job,
I once tried to convince a guy who was getting married to take his wife’s last name. That way, he’d be Zane Cruise. Swear to god. For some reason, he was not impressed by the awesomeness of the name.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Although I'd like to ask Gary
So pull Chavez in the 7th for, who, Nick Evans in right?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
the whole inning was a mess
but that move would have been the right one, considering how crappy the rest of inning was.
what a weird sequence of moves
I don’t know what Jerry was thinking here, but thank god Suckder is out of the game.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
23, 165
A big crowd by Florida standards. How sad.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
Non-sequitur:
Like half the hits on B!T (my blog) are accounted for by the terms “Mike Piazza steroids” and “Jose Reyes kids” or “Jose Reyes wife.”
Reyes' wife
I never heard of the woman until they mentioned he just tied the knot a couple nights ago.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Non-sequitur:
Once I peed into a Ziploc bag while sitting in the back row of a bus on a long bus trip, cos there was no bathroom on the bus.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Big enough!
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I made sure not to leave any traces
And tipped the driver 10 bucks on the way out anyway.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, that is horrible
and yet so funny. Comedy = someone else’s tragedy
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Non-sequitur
A few times, a couple of my college buddies peed into empty beer bottles because they were too drunk/stoned/lazy to walk down the hall to the bathroom.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Non-sequitur
This friend of mine was really into peeing into this whiskey bottle of this other guy he didn’t like. He convinced me to join him.
Ah, college. It was shit whiskey anyway. Probably enhanced the taste, if anything.
by JohnPeterson on Jul 28, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Freshman year,
I had a couple of guys on my hall who I’m pretty sure never walked to the bathroom, either. Room smelled like they’d killed a drifter and hidden the body in a manure pile.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
oh christ
Sanchez.
Well, at least Boston and the Yankees are getting shelled tonight, because once again, the Rays couldn’t hit water if they fell out of a boat. Geez, can they trade for Dunn already?
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
But he's a distraction!
It would hurt the Rays in their effort to win the division with no hitting!
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
Oh Gary. He would have bounced right off that guy.
Because he is huge.
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
That certainly was a large gentleman.
Perhaps a relative of the tall cheerleader?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Tonight's umps
Their collective ability to call the game reminds me of the climax of “The Naked Gun”. Although at least Frank Drebin had some style calling balls and strikes
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
Dang!
Nice play D and Dub!
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
Hells yeah
What a play by Wright and Delgado
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
I love that text poll
Do I think Manuel had a lot to do with the turnaround? Not really. Do I love blaming everything on Randolph? Yes.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
Woot!
Heads up, Dub!
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
hahahahhahahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man.
MARLINS ANNOUNCERS EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.
PLEASE!!!!
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
Yes, this makes loads of sense to me
Walk the guy who’s cold and unlucky, to face the red-hot extra-base hit machine. Makes perfect sense
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
The FSN Florida Announcers
Are going to hype it up as a great move by their Marlins, who were sent down from Heaven as a gift from God. Along with Josh Hamilton.
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
You'd think
God would have given them some fucking hands
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair,
the whore house they go to exists in a state where prostitution is legally sanctioned, allowing for proper health and safety regulations.
I think I win the not-funny contest.
by JohnPeterson on Jul 28, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Dan Uggla:
The (Third) Greatest Fielder in the League (in Fielding Percentage).
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
Let's just call him "One of the Greatest Fielders of All Time."
by JohnPeterson on Jul 28, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
How many entries on the list?
1,000? 2,000?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's just say
He is comparatively better than some other fielders somewhere.
by JohnPeterson on Jul 28, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
My little brother's Little League team
once had a kid who was definitely worse than Uggla. Of course, he was only 12 at the time.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
little league maybe
Dan Uggla might be the worse defensive player in baseball considering the position he plays.
just like Jeter!
Uggla needs to work on his fist pumps, however.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
And his throw to first while leaping towards third base
Essential.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Uggla finally did something right
Blind squirrels and acorns, and all that.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
This is just great. Fuckin’ Uggla.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
I shall found a religion based on a transcendent hatred of the FSN broadcast team
The only broadcast team to actually drive fans away from the sum total of a ballclub’s products (im convinced) needs its own religion. Nay, deserves its own faith.
Sacraments shall include:
” the hammer”
“how smooth is Ugla”
Mulrooni
They know nothing about baseball, but they do know how to get me as angry as I can be.
will I have any followers?
I.M. Forme
I hate on principle any broadcasters who regularly refer to their team's players by their first names.
by JohnPeterson on Jul 28, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
you don't NEED principles to loath these jackholes
but it may help to channel the hatred into a controllable stream
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Jul 28, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish horrible things to happen to them.
Horrible. Horrible Things.
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
wow and I just knew Ugla
as the guy who had balls bouncing off his chin in the nationally televised all star baseball program i took in a few weeks back.
I.M. Forme
"balls bouncing off his chin"
Wow, that does not conjure up a pretty picture. I have to go slam my head into a wall now.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking the same thing.
Also: Mets’ bullpen sucks it today, huh?
We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!
by kingcritical on Jul 28, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Why modern bullpen management sucks:
This is the game right here, and Billy Wagner should be pitching.
Suck it up, bitch.
You’re paid to pitch, so pitch
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, at least
we’re set up for a triple play
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
45 feet?
Shit, that’d probably be a double
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck!?
I took a phone call for the last few minutes and WHAT THE FUCK!?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
I mean
can we trade an entire bullpen? Is that possible? Keep Wagner and maybe Feliciano (cos I think he’s just having a rough year) and shed the rest?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Because Wagner's a
little bitch who can’t come in during the 8th. And there’s no one else.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Whew
Credit for that.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Followed by a Matt Wise reference
Who?
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
The Show comes through!
I downloaded the new roster for The Show! Yay.
Oh, and Scott did alright there.
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
AND THE MARLINS WIN THE SECOND GAME OF THE SEASON!!!!
OH MY GODDDDDD!!!!
That was my FSN Florida recap call.
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
SHIT!!!!
You have got to be kidding me
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
Ah fuck
son of a fuck. Fuckity fuck.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
This might be the most annoying inning
I’ve seen all year and thats saying something. And it just got worse.
Epp.
Maybe he could call the Black Smoke Monster on the Marlins.
I almost wish Ben was managing the Mets, because you know all the other teams would be dead because everything he does he does for the island.
This comment made absolutely no sense.
To Err Is Human, To Forgive Is A Mets Fan.
UMMM
You mean Lt. Daniels from The Wire?
by JohnPeterson on Jul 28, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
He can be both
They’re both awesome
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
The Wire >>>>>>> Lost
It should be mandatory to list The Wire first.
by JohnPeterson on Jul 28, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I am second to no one in
my love for The Wire (greatest TV show EVER), but Lost is pretty damned great, too.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
as an enthusiast of both
lost is not even in the same league
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Jul 28, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate baseball
If the Mets offense could’ve done something in extras 2 nights ago, Heilman doesn’t have to go 3 innings, is available tonight, and this shit (probably) doesn’t happen.
Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!
by Greenpoint Ian on Jul 28, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
i was picturing the worst thing shownblow could do with 2 strikes on the guy
and my imagination failed me again
I.M. Forme
How about balking in the winning run from first
Or giving up the winning hit to a pitcher with 0 career hits? Or Hitting 4 straight batters?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
i was thinking shownblow would catch a comebacker
and then hurl the ball into the furthest reaches of whatever the call the stadium while the Marlins circled the bases. This was more painful.
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Jul 28, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF, Hippo
Is this how you argue for more playing time?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Perhaps
He’s doing his best Schneider imitation.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 28, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Kevin Gregg
wearing sunglasses? It’s 10:30 at night!
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jul 28, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
he shouldn't have toked that last dubie
on a game night
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Jul 28, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
there is only one way this could end well for me, and it's complicated
the Mets need to come back to win, but in the process, they must kill Rich Waltz,Tommy Hutton and their entire extended families.
I.M. Forme
Dan Uggla tried his best to give the schmets this game
and now i have to endure the taunts of the FSN dopes. Someone must pay.
I.M. Forme
Jesus Christ
Can you guys do anything else but whine? Suck it the fuck up! Stop complaining because a team with a $22 million payroll is one game behind you and can potentially win the division this year. I’ve never seen a bigger group of whiners.
you're welcome
And welcome to the blog. Fans will be fans.
Please be civil while visiting—that’s all we ask. When the Mets win tonight you probably won’t see as many “whiners” around these parts. That’s the way it goes.
We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!
by kingcritical on Jul 29, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
correction.
IF the mets win tonight :)
sorry if I came off as a jerk, but all those post about uggla being horrible and the marlins having the worst announcers kinda got me on edge.
FLUXATION?
welcome…I visit a lot of other boards. some groups are welcoming (tampa bay rays), some groups are not (philadelphia phillies…but I should have known better).
to be honest, i think we (mets fans) should be whining more about what we get in return for the ridiculous combined salary for our team versus your team. i don’t know how the Marlins continue to produce results w/such a small payroll. “Hey, would you mind your front office teach our front office a thing or two about player potential?”
i didn’t see the game or hear the broadcast so i can’t make a comment on the announcers. if it’s an away game for the Mets, I’m just going to listen to Gary and Keith (shudder) on WFAN on MLB.TV.
your stadium IS atrocious but your team IS in the hunt. have you noticed the current standings and the spring training standings? hmmmm.
"RICH PEOPLE'S WAR...POOR PEOPLE'S BLOOD."
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