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Open Thread - Game 121: Mets vs Nationals

New York Mets at Washington Nationals, Aug 14, 2008 7:10 PM EDT



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Oliver Perez 8-7 24 24 0 0 0 0 136.0 114 66 59 19 70 123 3.90 1.35


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Collin Balester 2-4 7 7 0 0 0 0 36.2 39 22 19 5 11 25 4.66 1.36

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What does Mother think:
They'll drop the bomb
6 votes
They'll like this song
6 votes
They'll try to break my balls
21 votes

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I remember listening

to that album when I was like 10. I had to listen to it on vinyl. I loved it then and love it now. That album will never get old for me. Oh ya they’ll definately try to break your balls

by tbach81 on Aug 14, 2008 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pink Floyd

The Wall

skip the movie, freaky-deaky to the max

Lesson: don’t do drugs

by mmxii on Aug 14, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

I’ve seen the movie, unfortunately. Senior year, one of my friends demanded we watch it. If I ever wanted to know what an acid trip was like, that pretty much showed me. Says a lot about it that I don’t remember any of the music.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Poll

relates to the song “mother” In the song theres three lines that go

“…mother do you think they’ll like this song….”
“…mother do you think they’ll drop the bomb….” (no they werent talking about Hippo hitting a homerun)
“…mother do you think they’ll try to break my balls..”

Just a great song and one of my favorites from Pink Floyd

by tbach81 on Aug 14, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heyheyhey.

How’s it going?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So, there's a game on?

Evening, lads.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't call it a game...

I’d call it a curiosity.

"LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES AND ESPN...GIVE ME A BREAK."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 14, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's just shameful

The guy who’s been out for 3 months leads your team in walks. Truly awful.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or just a testament to how

bad baseball in Washington really is…

by tbach81 on Aug 14, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinkin

Give Perez the money. I assure you it will not prove to be worst move the Mets have made in recent years (I realize that my logic is not airtight).

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

2 months ago, I wouldn’t have. But Perez has really turned it around lately, and he’s definitely one of the best pitchers on the market. The problem is that Sabathia’s going to jack up the prices for the rest of the group. And he’s probably looking at Santana-level money.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm late. "What does mother think?"

My vote was for; “They’ll try to break my balls.”

Or in the case of this blog; “They’ll try to bust my balls.”

"LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES AND ESPN...GIVE ME A BREAK."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 14, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey

good mid-afternoon or early-evening from LA, everybody

by goth brooks on Aug 14, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LA LA land!

What part of L.A. are you in?

"LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES AND ESPN...GIVE ME A BREAK."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 14, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

echo park

but don’t worry, i’m not a hipster.

by goth brooks on Aug 14, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i see, pretty close to Chavez Ravine

Did you catch last night’s comeback by the Dodgers.

"LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES AND ESPN...GIVE ME A BREAK."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 14, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

i can’t bring myself to go to that stadium unless the metsees are in town. everything is too expensive and the fans are all annoying la-types. they show up in the fourth inning and leave in the 7th. it’s not a fun place to see a game.

i’ve driven to san diego and sat in the outfield to watch a mets game, and the tickets were about half as expensive as dodger stadium and quite awesome. i still have to make it up to the ballpark in SF. next year.

by goth brooks on Aug 14, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i should say

the outfield bleachers. i didn’t actually sit in the outfield.

by goth brooks on Aug 14, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PETCO park is a fabulous facility

"LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES AND ESPN...GIVE ME A BREAK."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 14, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hooray! Another Californian

Where all we do is surf and smoke weed…….

…..what?

Yeah. That was actually what someone from Jersey thought I did. Oh, and they thought that LA was as close as SF (45 minutes away from me).

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I spent 15 years out there. San Diego and L.A. that is.

I have fond memories of Malibu and 3rd St. Promenade in Santa Monica. Westlake / Agoura Hills and Topanga had a few good clubs back in the mid 90’s.

"LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES AND ESPN...GIVE ME A BREAK."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 14, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I live in Campbell.

But let’s just say I live in San Jose, because the county line is literally across the street.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ollie's looking really good.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

our anus

isn’t he just the spunkiest little thing?

by goth brooks on Aug 14, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY-OO!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here we go!

D-Wriiiiiight!!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Those two runs are on me

I just turned the game on awwwww yeahhhhh

by Simons on Aug 14, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No Smoking Inside Shea

This moves far beyond the maxim of “you are not free to do anything that will hurt your fellow citizen.” (Smoking on the ramp in the middle of the game hurts no one but yourself). This is unapologetic paternalism (and I am no libertarian).

PS – I am reacting to teh commercial shown in between innings.

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

see

I’m watching the gamecast and even I knew they were talking about that…

by mmxii on Aug 14, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya he actually

hit two grand slams against one pitcher in the same inning… or so the story goes

by tbach81 on Aug 14, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank god

MLB Extra Innings is offering the SNY broadcast tonight. Those MASN guys were starting to make my head spin with their inanities.

by goth brooks on Aug 14, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

Do you guys suppose Tatis’ church is built yet?

It’s got to be about as famous as St Patrick’s Cathedral at this point. Every baseball fan in the country has heard about it.

by mmxii on Aug 14, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did I just dream that?

Did Brian Schneider just get his 9th extra base hit? Hoo-ray!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

blast his hide

he just cost me the swag with one swing

even when he does good, he screws me

by mmxii on Aug 14, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it makes you feel any better

Ollie’s costing me the swag tonight. How the hell do you guys do it?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

....wait, what?

Did someone just turn the video game setting on “Easy”?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Schneider

is mad good at hitting. You guys don’t know what you’re talking about.

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Schnide

a broken clock is right twice a day.

by DoctorK16 on Aug 14, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap.

I turn away for just a moment, and Schneider develops some power.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ooof

Kearns hit the wall pretty hard. That fan interference was a bullshit call.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Send that shit war room

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In Olympic news

Bulgaria has a men’s volleyball player named “Krasimir Gaydarski.” This news brought to you courtesy of Ian B in MD.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is true.

I think Bender has Gaydar, too.

by IanB in MD on Aug 14, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

referencing olympics

how about that hungarian weight lifter who dislocated his elbow? yuck.

"LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES AND ESPN...GIVE ME A BREAK."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 14, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1908 Reference

If you haven’t already, read Crazy 08. It’s a great narrative of the ’08 season and a good piece of social history.

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks

like I need another book to read

it does sound darn good, though

by mmxii on Aug 14, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good evening, everyone

Throwing it out there: the dude with the red hair in the FiOS commercial reminds me of Catsmeat’s tiny little picture on here.

by JoshNY on Aug 14, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That commercial bugs me a little

I think it’s just the fake addresses they use. Don’t know it is, it just is.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're related.

But he disowned me after I switched to Verizon FIOS.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He wishes he worked for Verizon.

Cos they’re, you know, so great to their employees.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh heh Heh heh Heh heh

you said “two cans and a long string.”

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CARLOS D!

I’m not really as shocked as I was with Schneid’s homer.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DELLLLLLLGOT-IT!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Delgado

is #1 at home runs.

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

IMO

the fact that Delgado started hitting the ball the other way more has been a big part of his revival of late

by JoshNY on Aug 14, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Second Dunky reference in two days.

Haha.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Cardinals

After the battles of the 80s and the 06 playoffs, I never thought I’d say it, but I said it.

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just not Murphy's night

Ya can’t go 3-4 every day, kid

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ack

Murphy sucks

by Simons on Aug 14, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cut him

Willie was right to never play anyone under 45 years old.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn kids.

Always striking out, playing on his lawn

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw someone suggest that the Yanks should fire Girardi and hire Willie

I agreed, because I think it’d be funny to see the Yanks go 8-33 for the rest of the season

by JoshNY on Aug 14, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

willie isn't that bad

but giradi ain’t getting axed

by DoctorK16 on Aug 14, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, now the idiocy of the PBP announcer for MASN makes sense

“Johnny Holiday?” Is that the name of a character on Speed Racer? And is he five-foot-one? Don’t tell me Sutton is 6’ 6" in his 60s.

by Simons on Aug 14, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, I'm back

After that awful loss to Pittsburgh, I was so pissed at this team that I was afraid to watch this series agains the worst team in baseball out of fear that they’d do something like lose 2 of 3. Well, the Mets appear to be making a statement this week, so I’ve forgiven them (for like the 7th time this season).

Yeah, Perez is locked in of late, isn’t he?

Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!

by Greenpoint Ian on Aug 14, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They're doing what they're supposed to

against shitty teams. I like that.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How much you think Perez gets this offseason?

I think the over / under is 5 yr / $75 MM and I think the Mets should be the ones paying him

by Simons on Aug 14, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something like that

I think Boras will start at 5/75. More likely, he’ll wait until Sabathia signs, ask for slightly less, and let desperation drive up the price

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would believe $15 mil per year

But, at 27 years old, you think Boras might want more teams to go for more years?

Incredible to think that a 27-year-old pitcher with a sub-.500 career record (probably) and career ERA over 4.00 will command such a contract.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point about the length.

4 years gives him a shot at another huge contract at the end of his prime.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid distant camera

Can’t see the infielders make the play.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WBC next spring?

Yes?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think so.

I can’t wait.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For WBC

that is.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I enjoyed the WBC, but the timing and the pitch counts detracted from it (not that I have a better alternative to recommend). I am a big fan of international competitions. The 2002 World Cup made me a soccer fan; the 2006 World Cup gave me an excuse to drink all day.

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking ex-Braves

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking the exact same thing

There’s something about being a scrub for the Braves that makes you kill the Mets

by JoshNY on Aug 14, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

see also

Ryan Langerhans

by JoshNY on Aug 14, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh oh

A ballgame again. Ollie’s running out of gas, it would seem.

Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!

by Greenpoint Ian on Aug 14, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As is the defense, apparently

Oy vey Carlos.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keith (spoken): "It's a natural thing to do to make that too quick."

Keith (thought): “… but I would’ve never made an error like that.”

by JoshNY on Aug 14, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Perez wants me to win the swag contest

Betting on a 5-4 win and Ollie’s game score was way too high there with the shutout

by Simons on Aug 14, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

55 right now

Dang. I wasn’t too far off but I think I’d prefer the comfort of the shutout than the swag points.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

55?

Hey, I’m still in this thing after all.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!!

Come on Shitty Smitty!!

by Simons on Aug 14, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm afraid to watch Smith

Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!

by Greenpoint Ian on Aug 14, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love how Saul Rivera...

…isn’t “Saul” like the dude from the Bible, but “Sow-ooool”. WTF?

Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!

by Greenpoint Ian on Aug 14, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I LEAVE FOR TEN MINUTES!

Freakin’ hunger.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like that

Keith likes a well executed wave, but then again, that freak collects bobble heads.

Imagine doing lines with him. On and On and On about what a great fielder he was and how things were so much better back in the day and trivial Civil War facts. Fuck, that better be some good shit..

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If I remember correctly

not from personal experience, of course, coke does make you pretty manic and talky

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yo

that shit ain’t funny.

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

What we need is an insurance run. So I can win the swag contest

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gary's right

kickball is played with the red rubber ball, or at least it was in the 1980s when I was in elementary school.

Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!

by Greenpoint Ian on Aug 14, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We also had the racist version 'Indian Pin'

Where you had to knock down the other team’s pin. Not sure what made it Indian.

by Simons on Aug 14, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like "chinese" dodgeball?

That was where you’d come back into the game if the guy who got you out was out. The other version was “elimination”.

Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!

by Greenpoint Ian on Aug 14, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I played both versions as a kid

Never heard the racial names, though.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah nah

Back in his day it was called “Philistine-ball.” Or maybe “Jeroboamite-ball.” Now it’s just called “HEY YOU KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!”

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my favorite offensive name

“smear the queer”. We called it “kill the carrier”, but I heard alternate names for it.

Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!

by Greenpoint Ian on Aug 14, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

less fun with dodgeball

those things stung like a MF when you got pegged with one in dodgeball

Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!

by Greenpoint Ian on Aug 14, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

but think how much it would’ve hurt with a soccer ball like Keith was saying

by JoshNY on Aug 14, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still is

At least in the Rochester, NY kickball leagues.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One or two

Our kickball leagues are all just softball leagues for people who are too lazy to play beer league softball. It’s pretty sad to watch, really.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The kind of ball

that took my eye out playing dodge ball at McCarren Park last week — dumb idea.

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Playing for Fun

I was really there to see Deerhunter, but I ended up scratching my cornea playing dodge ball.

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh boy.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh boy, again.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I really should never ever watch this team

Son of a bitch, I come home, flip on the game, the Mets are up 5-0….and now they go back into “same old Mets” mode. Geezus, can I ever watch this team without my blood pressure rising to dangerous levels?

Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!

by Greenpoint Ian on Aug 14, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Citi Card Commercial.

Would you honestly swim in a lagoon? Who know what freakin’ kind of stuff is in there.

That commercial should end with a crocodile taking one of the children under.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh

It beats not swimming in a lagoon, I guess.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tickets available for Cyclones on Saturday?

If so, I’m going. I wouldn’t mind seeing Wagner blow a lead in a game that doesn’t mean anything to me.

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Perfect

I’ve got tix for Sunday, so it looks like I miss Wagner.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play Dub!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

D-Wright.

My heart stopped, and then started again.

Then Jeter told me to go to his shitty website, and I wished my heart stopped again.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell, twice even

Bring me more Giuseppe Franco, please.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or More Lauren Wallace.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently not

Lauren. Weird, right?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought so too.

But it’s Lauren.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Irish Hammer.

Coming through.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Followed by some nice Tatas.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 more run

Please, just one more. I really need the points, guys.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tatis

Doing what Murphy just did…..kind of.

Yay.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it!

Hold the line at 5, Nats, and hit a meaningless solo homer in your half!

5-4 !
5-4 !

by Simons on Aug 14, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I wondered what the swag was….hahah.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I'm doing OK on the Ollie game score and the K/BB question

But I totally forgot the other Q. Oh wait, it was, Mets need more than 3 XBH? I think I botched that one. Fuck!

by Simons on Aug 14, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it was

I think the over/under was 4

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should get in on these swag contests...

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got those two

9 or more BB/K and 4 or more XBH

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I took both overs

And only 3 points off on the gamescore, I think.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's cool

Someone said Ollie’s GS was 55, which was my guess exactly, so I had visions of that perfect score booty swinging my way. Now it’s out so just win the game guys

by Simons on Aug 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, wait

I had 6-3. C’mon, d’easley!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's the Schneider I know and hate

Where’s Mackey Sasser when you need him?

Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!

by Greenpoint Ian on Aug 14, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Having trouble making simple throws?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember him in the outfield

He made some good plays.

"the game, like life, is full of men who are bitter, forgotten, and misunderstood. " - Joshua Love, Pitchfork, August 12, 2008

by Shomov on Aug 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sasser

Just for kicks, I looked up his page on baseball reference. There’s actually another major leaguer named Sasser, plus an active minor leaguer in the Cubs’ system.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummm, yay?

Happy, but conflicted

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not at all conflicted

Insurance!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SCREW ALL YOUR SWAGS!!!

EASLEY!!!!!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Easley roolz!

Cool, now the Mets bullpen can’t blow a save!

Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!

by Greenpoint Ian on Aug 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A thought

If L’Millz be the President, will the Nats ever give him an off day so he can race Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Roosevelt?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have an important announcement to make

This pork chop I cooked is AWESOME

by JoshNY on Aug 14, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dogg that is great

Cos you can’t beat a well-prepared pork product.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frog and Belliard Are Friends.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's all uggla defense tonight!

Blow-out!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A. Reyes?

Utley isn’t terrible. I have no idea who plays 2B for the Braves these days.

by JoshNY on Aug 14, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another Uggla-esque

performance by Bonafacio

by tbach81 on Aug 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BobbyV

Concerning last night’s MLB: The Show Challenge:

The Mariners (all simulated games) finished second in the AL West, only two games behind the Angels……..and didn’t get the Wild Card. Dag.

What team should I do next?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Id recommend Baltimore

that would be a tough one to do

by tbach81 on Aug 14, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooo.

I’ll try them.

Basically what I do is see what trades I can make to…..well, make the team better. With fair trade on.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Id have to imagine that

Markakis could net you a few good pieces… good luck though

by tbach81 on Aug 14, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sherill, too.

And Huff. There’s some talent to dump there. Better situation than Seattle, except their division’s way tougher.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember:

They do have Chris Ray also.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huff I can dump.

Plus I have the updated roster, so there’s players who are Free Agents that I could probably pick up.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then there's always....

Reggie Stocker aka Barry Bonds.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahah

the 30 year old white slugger… Thats just classic

by tbach81 on Aug 14, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only 2 out?

You’re a miracle worker, man. Balto sounds like a good challenge

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I couldn't believe it either.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best. Inning. EVARRRRR.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

the shift “works” again

by mmxii on Aug 14, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ladies and gentlemen

the worst team in baseball shows us why!

Vote change: DePodesta/Acta in 2009!!!

by Greenpoint Ian on Aug 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way

At the beginning of the game it was all “the Mets can’t score after the 3d inning.” Nice to see the opposite. Everything Gary says becomes the opposite.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what's awesome?

The Braves being shitty, finally.

by JoshNY on Aug 14, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

True, true.

They should do it more often.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My world just got a little brighter.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Aug 14, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching Tom Glavine get shelled?

it’s schadenfreude I know but fuck that guy.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what's even better?

The Yankees being shitty. Man, I miss those days. I was too young to truly appreciate them.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Id rather Philly be

shitty. As much as I hate the Braves I have Philly even more. But good call on the Skanks being shitty too. And I want to call Hank Steinbrenner the biggest douche for basically throwing the towel on his team. What an ass that guy is

by tbach81 on Aug 14, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

all trying to make enough donuts to keep Mo Vaughn happy.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rocker would never work in DD

There’s too many minorities working there. He’d be fired after he tried reporting all of them to ICE

by BobbyV_Incognito on Aug 14, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, a sweep'll do

Pleasant rest of the evening, lads.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 14, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PIITB!

wow. a sweep of washington. i’m shocked they could clean up against a sub-.500 team.

by goth brooks on Aug 14, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did you see that 'anonymous'?

"OH GREAT...ANOTHER NEGATIVE REPLY TO ONE OF MY POSTS."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 15, 2008 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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