He’s got 77 walks, 23 2B, 27 HR, a .410 OBP, and .551 SLG%. And yet Omar decides “screw outfield depth”. At the very least, he’s a pinch-hitter with some pop. Unless the situation calls for a drag bunt, I’d much rather see him at the plate than Endy.

Meet the new Mets:

Our Anus Reyes: We already know him. Above-average defense, shitty offense.

Ramon Martinez: Career OPS+ of 81. Plays second, short, and third, but none of them
particularly well. Has sub-league average Range Factor. He’s Anderson Hernandez without range, and a somewhat better bat.

Al Reyes: Pretty good reliever, coming off of a short but disappointing stint with the Rays. Slightly less than league-average ERA+ this year and last, after pitching very effectively (albeit in fairly small doses) for most of this decade. Gets about 9 K/9. At 37, it looks like there’s still something left in the tank.

Ricardo Rincon: Featured in Moneyball, he was at a time, a very highly sought-after lefty reliever. Hasn’t pitched in the bigs since 2006 with the Cardinals for all of 3 1/3 innings in 5 appearances. He did not pitch well. He’s now 38, and 2-3 years removed from his last good major league season. Spent almost the whole season on loan to a Mexican League team, so you can tell NO thought they could get by without him. Entirely possible he’s not going to help us at all.

Carlos Muniz: You know him, you probably wish you didn’t. Suffice it to say Dan Warthen should tell Carlos to try putting out the fires with water instead of gasoline.

So that’s what we’ve got: 2 rookies who’ve never pitched above AAA, 2 infielders who can’t hit (1 of whom is Omar’s favorite kind of bench player-the washed up kind), 1 reliever who can help us, another 1 who’s probably not, and a third who just plain sucks.