Atlanta Braves @ New York Mets GameThread, Sep 13, 2008 7:30 PM EDT

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2008 - Jonathon Niese	0-0	1	1	0	0	0	0	3.0	7	5	5	1	4	2	15.00	3.67

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2008 - Jo-Jo Reyes	3-10	20	19	0	0	0	0	104.1	117	65	61	12	50	74	5.26	1.60

Let's hope this goes better.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions

did they announce a start time?

by anonymous on Sep 13, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions

Here we go again

Maybe enough time for a nap and a nosh?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions

A decent inning for Niese.

Now let’s get on the board!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions

Come on Wright!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions

D WRIGHT DELIVERS!!!

2 Run Jack!!!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions

BASEBALL JESUS!

Pingel! They’ve been listening to you all day, man.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions

I know.

It’s weird.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions

17 people were not on base.

Unclutch.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions

Standing?!

Jeezy Creezy.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions

Tatis!

We heart scoring in the first inning.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions

It's a start

I’m not really feeling like 3s gonna do it for Niese, so let’s hope they can keep the pressure.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions

Rhino!

When does the Hippo come back?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions

I thought it was supposed to be yesterday.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions

JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSEEEEE!!!!

Sweeeeeeeeeeet.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions

King Ding-a-Ling!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions

LOL

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions

Celebrating one famous loon with another famous loon

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions

Uncle Norman's Pet Sponge!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions

Beltran

Not a triple.

Not a clutch.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions

D'oh!

Thank youuuuu for the gift Buddy!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions

HOW LUCKY CAN YOU BE?!

COME ON!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions

Does that kick-save make up for not covering first?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions

you know who looks nice?

John Neise that’s who.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions

Much different than in his first start

Are those people chanting ‘Gary Cohen’?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions

or Hairy Colon

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions

that always kills the convo

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions

That, and the lack of bodies in here tonight

I think everyone’s at the game.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm in California.

But I’d rather be at Shea.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions

im in CA pingel

we don’t have it that bad

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions

or monitoring the USC Ohio game

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions

Wright:

Repeat please.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions

Guess it doesn't always work

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions

Eh.

I’ll take it.

COME ON BELTRAN!!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions

Dag.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions

That was decidedly un-clutch

The lads are not doing well with the bases loaded so far today.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions

Ah, so the Beatles left in an armored truck

not unlike Scot Shoenwies this afternoon

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions

this guy is fascinating but

isn’t there a game on?

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions

.....there's a game?

Yeah I forgot there for a second too.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions

Kevin Burkhardt loves talking to old people

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions

must they leave the camera on the in game interview?

i don’t mind listening but I want to see the game

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions

Nice hit by Tatis.

Luis. I demand a hit.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions

what ARE they gonna do with this guy for 3 more years.

sigh.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions

You idiot.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Luis laughs at your "demand"

by JoshNY on Sep 13, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm tempted to trade for Castillo

If the Mets will send him to me and pay his salary for the next three years, he can be my personal valet.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions

he'll just slap your stuff around and gimp around your apartment

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions

sure

But then when people ask “whatever happened to Luis Castillo?”, I can say “he’s over there, putting on a kettle for tea.” Alternatively, I can wait until some other team ends up with an injury at second base and offer to trade him for a case of beer or something.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions

neat

You can tell them “hey, the Mets are paying his salary, plus he bakes tasty muffins.”

by JoshNY on Sep 13, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions

yes but you will have to compete with the Houston Astros

I’ve heard they want him for their tea parties and they’re offering more years than you are. Quick, acquire him!

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions

NO JETER, I HAVEN'T BEEN TO YOUR WEBSITE!

OKAY?!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions

AND I NEVER WILL

by JoshNY on Sep 13, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions

I have

as kind of a social experiment. It’s basically one of the worst, most pointless websites ever.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions

i went too but found no answers to my question:

can you get herpes from the seats in Jeter’s edge?

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions

I thought that went without saying

by JoshNY on Sep 13, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions

Mark Grace is so gay for Keith Hernandez

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions

Yeah Howie couldn't mention that enough today.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions

I think David Wright and his sissy arm should be moved to 2nd.

Give the Irish Hammer a shot at third. Discuss.

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions

Hmm

I was wondering whether Dub was in line for another Gold Glove this year cos I can’t think of another NL third baseman who should win it.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions

it's not the glove, or the barehand

it’s the arm, it ain’t strong enough

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions

I further fantasize that Niese could have an impact on the season

A positive one.

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions

In conclusion

why do i see shownblow warming up?

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions

THAT IS NOT CLUTCH!

not with a 4-run lead, anyway.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions

Beltraaaannnnn

So Unclutch it’s insane!

He should have multiplied himself like Jamie Madrox and hit a grandslam.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions

Is Al Reyes on this team?

Has he appeared at all?

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by itsmetsforme on Sep 13, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions

Yes he is.

annnnd I haven’t seen him pitch.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 13, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions