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Open Thread - Game 159: Mets vs Cubs

Chicago Cubs at New York Mets, Sep 25, 2008 7:10 PM EDT



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Pedro Martinez 5-6 19 19 0 0 0 0 103.0 120 65 63 18 40 78 5.50 1.55


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Rich Harden 5-1 11 11 0 0 0 0 65.0 37 14 12 6 25 85 1.66 .95

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How's it going?
Well, it's pretty good...!@%#^&%@!^&%#^&%
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Save us, Carlos Voltron!

Ain’t much to say after last night . . . Let’s Go Mets! Ya Gotta Believe!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta Believe!

Well, here I am again. Work is suffering more than usual because of how much I am living and dying with the Mets.

C’mon Pedro, give us something good. The Old Pedro.

by losangelesmets on Sep 25, 2008 6:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

It looks like Queens is gonna get nailed with heavy rain soon . . . maybe we’ll get a night off from the struggling.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Shea looks like it is going to get pounded

It does not look good for tonight or the next several days with all of the rain.

by losangelesmets on Sep 25, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see some green blobs on the Wundermap

but not enough to stop the game yet.

The butcher and the baker and the people on the street, where did they go? To meet the Mets!

by Rod Gaspar Fan Club on Sep 25, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROTFL at the poll question

That pretty much sums up my week, since my non-Mets-related life hasn’t been awesome, either. But none of that matters right now. Go Petey, go bats, go defense, go bullpen!

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this the part where I say

Lets Go Mets?

I’m not feeling it. Maybe I’ll search YouTube for some old Rhengold & Plymouth Duster commercials. Where did I put my Lindsay Nelson sport jacket?

The butcher and the baker and the people on the street, where did they go? To meet the Mets!

by Rod Gaspar Fan Club on Sep 25, 2008 6:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm getting tired of saying "Let's Go Mets"

If they make the playoffs, I’ll be more enthusiastic about it. But right now I’m saying “Let’s GO Mets!!!” while gritting my teeth.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The punishment will continue until morale improves

…Can we come up w/something better than; “Ya gotta believe”?

(Lou, you’re about to piss a bunch of people off)

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah...

+1 to the poll question

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is lame

But we’re the Mets. That’s how we roll. Instead of something like “We shall prevail”, we have something that sounds like a nagging mother.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about a "Touch of Grey" sing-along

The butcher and the baker and the people on the street, where did they go? To meet the Mets!

by Rod Gaspar Fan Club on Sep 25, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How bout

“Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser? He’s a loser but he still keeps on tryin.”

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally correct.

I cant help but sound that way.

by losangelesmets on Sep 25, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't stop Believin'

Crud, that is already taken.

Proposed Rallying Cries:
Mets, It can’t get worse than this. Can it?

Rally Monkey? Screw it, we need the rally Gorilla. Go Mets.

Mets, rising to the occasion in 2008 or at least trying harder to get runners home form third with no outs in the bottom of the ninth.

I jest. It aint close to over. C’mon pedro. Get us to the promised land. He has got to have one more masterpiece in him.

by losangelesmets on Sep 25, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Rally Gorilla

Will he give underachieving players the Samsonite treatment?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's always the dreaded "Cowboy Up"

But Aaron Boone was kind of a buzzkill.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They traded "Cowboy Up" for "Idiots"

and look where that got them.

The butcher and the baker and the people on the street, where did they go? To meet the Mets!

by Rod Gaspar Fan Club on Sep 25, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

I hate “cowboy up.”

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally cry

How about, “Please, just don’t screw it up”, or “Just once get it done”?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

the looks on the players don’t exude “positivity”

but of course, they’ve looked like that all year

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok

those empty seats are due to possible rain, disheartened mets fans or both

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it's mostly rain

There would be more people here if not for that. Though I can’t blame anyone who’s disheartened (as Micah Hoefpower goes deep off Pedro).

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pedro got Hoffed?

The butcher and the baker and the people on the street, where did they go? To meet the Mets!

by Rod Gaspar Fan Club on Sep 25, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's great

The Hoff is worldwide.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you ask The Hoff

we will tell you that he is worldwide.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh.

I will look back on the Pedro signing with fondness. I will not look back on Pedro’s final season (hopefully, if you’re reading this, Omar) with fondness.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I really don't give a shit how many first-inning runs Pedro gives up

I don’t care how bad we look, or anything else, as long as we win this fucking game.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i say

just start plunking people

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll co-sign that.

If we’re going to go down, let’s go down dirty.

The butcher and the baker and the people on the street, where did they go? To meet the Mets!

by Rod Gaspar Fan Club on Sep 25, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

time to establish a reputation

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell, why not?

Maybe a good brawl will fire the team up

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh

It only sort of worked last year, right? 1/3d of an inning from Tom Glavine killed that fire.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

the only thing that can save us is rain

and confessing our sins to Hay-Sus

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, it looks like Reyes wants to win

Just let him hit and steal every base. “F” it!

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah well

Where was that last night, Dub? I’ll take it but dang it would have been nice to have that fly-out last night.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

Are you a psychic?

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ron Darling is in my head

Or on this website.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How funny would that be?

I tend to say things just before Gary says them.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been through this before

I posted articles on a website back in the mid-90s where we were convinced that The Onion was stealing all our ideas.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Koyie Hill's right hand is the new

“Tatis once hit 2 GS in one inning”. I’m already sick of it

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't you hear?

This one time, Fernando Tatis built a church.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's some good Pie, Felix.

We’ll take everything right now.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bwahaha

I bet Lou is gonna have his starters back in soon.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Hippo dead?

I’m not quite understanding the Robinson Cancel selection.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeez, guys

You don’t have to swing on 2-0. In fact, I would advise against it.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It could have been great

Who knows? He could’ve been our hero.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still say yes.

Off-field issues aside, he can’t pitch, too.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm fine with it

He can’t pitch. Can’t field with those bad knees. The off-the-field stuff is just gravy.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Lenny Dykstra have a stroke?

Or does he always sound like he’s doing a Bob Dylan impression?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is he dipping right now?

That might explain it.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course he is.

And sniffing all those carwash chemicals

by losangelesmets on Sep 25, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I don't know

He isn’t doing bad financially, though.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On PTI they asked the question:

Who would you rather see win the series? Cubs or Rays.

Dan Lebatard said he wanted the Rays to win because if the Cubs win that would mean that there would be no team to feel sorry for.

I’m afraid that the METS may be filling that bill if they don’t make it to the playoffs this year and also because of the OMAR extension

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah

If the Cubs win, the “sad sack” team becomes the Indians, I think. No WS since 1948.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're masochists.

It makes it easier to be a Mets fan

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

think of all the things we could be doing

solving the economic crisis

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in 15 minutes

my online mid-term economics exam begins…

i’m working on the economic crisis. one thing at a time.

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we could ask the Mets to suspend operations

Until the financial crisis is solved.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

doing my job

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh two collapses in a row

by JohnPeterson on Sep 25, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Organizing our

Mad Max-style gang to loot, steal supplies, and fortify our stronghold during the upcoming economic collapse.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my lord this thread might get to slow too long

Lenny Dykstra even slurring his words, making clear distinction between those mets and these. WINNERS.

Oil can Boyd muthafunkers!!!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well John and ITSY have made it

The family is all here.

All we’re missing is the Godfather: Eric

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did you just call me ITSY?

if’s fine since you’re Office of HS, but Im just wondering.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ORANGE ARRGGHHHH

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i mean RED ARRGHHHH!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MAUVE is currently under consideration

studies show that it will grab people’s attention better w/out alarming them

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lavender is the new black

Hint…if your ass sees black – Run for the hills

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Won't be lavender

Too close to purple, which is the gay pride color. Bush won’t have that.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW, Lou

What’s the color looking like for tomorrow? I’ve got a flight in the afternoon.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

Pedro is not Pedro. Ah well.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know

But it’s been particularly painful to watch during this implosion.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was excellent

for the red sox

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey man im in LA too. where abouts are you?

we suffer more than these other guys, cause they can go to sleep/pass out from booze right after the games. We have extra hours to suffer this team

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly.

Westside. Westwood area

by losangelesmets on Sep 25, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im in the toney mid wilshire district

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my office

is at 6420 Wilshire. Right by Tom Bergins. An LA classic

by losangelesmets on Sep 25, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you go to bergins, we got people in common

im trapped in park la brea

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are you going to do?

Cant really pull him. Cant keep him in if he keeps doing this.

by losangelesmets on Sep 25, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The strike zone

remains small this evening.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice curveball.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JOHN!

hold on! let me go get the DHS mind reading machine!

(Have you seen this thing?)

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ORANGE no ...RED

arrghh!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i feel the opposite

as though i am an insignificant speck on an exploding sun, with no control whatsoever. that’s even taking my abilities to predict the future into account.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

srsly.

My ideas and actions barely influence the course of my own life. Why would I expect the Mets to be any more under my control?

by anonymous on Sep 25, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That depends

What if I have a certain player’s family in my basement?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you got him?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in no mood for rhapsodising about Pedro

no matter how much dignity and class you screw a pooch with, you are still porking a pup.
Make adjustments, you don zimmer rolling, daddy having, jheri curled, mango loving mutherfunka!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget "midget owning"

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that midget has sailed

or died, rather.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"former" midget owning

Yeah I remember that guy passing on.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

brutha man...your ass is in L.A.

you should be in the mood for everything.

go up to 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica, have a good Italian meal at La Luna and enjoy life.

It’s Cali baby!

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately, the prominade is where i go to watch games with the LA METs club sometimes

so that place is ruined for me.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should come by, they meet most sundays

http://mets.meetup.com/17

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

send Steve your email

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet, it's a date

i’ll be wearing the leopard print thong

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm on the CPP diet

limited images – too high in insults

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Prince"

Not that I’m a real prince or anything, but that implies masculinity. (At least, that’s what my therapist tells me.)

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

where i'm from it implies

the artist formerly known as. Or Freddie Prinz Jr. Neither of which helps your case.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it's a little weird

But I was just shortening “TheFlushingKings”.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well even with the funny beard

the artist is still more of a man than i could claim to being. So there’s that.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the other one is married to

Sarah Michelle Gellar. So he’s got that going for him

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

which is nice.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually as Tiger Beat teen heart throbs go

Freddie aint so bad. I think i like him bc of that baseball movie. Cape cod league.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just don't beat your wife

the kids are fine…they probably need it.

just not the wife!

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that right there sir is the problem w/the country

give me your address and i can have some men in black abduct those little whipper snappers, send them to Egypt and have there feet tickled till they puke

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would support a program of

tickle torture for enemies of the state. either way, you piss yourself.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

Pedro is up. OUTS! GET YER OUTS!

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EXAM TIME

"Whatever it takes METS!!

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what the heck was delgado doing?

he knows he can’t get that.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

And it doesn’t help that Rich Harden apparently has wheels.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so this is the way it ends

with our ancient facsimilie of Pedro Martinez geting soundly beaten by the Cubs’ AAA team.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on now

We’re down 2 in the 4th. Chill with that.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agh

just not enough.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely

Let’s go, Churchie. We’ll worry about your baserunning when you get on.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

one way this club IS good at scoring. The bases loaded walk

let Harden pitch!!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!

Holy Hand Grenade!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wOOT

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CHUUUUCH

I’ve been waiting to say that!

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'M BACK FOR MORE ABUSE

I’m like Mel Gibson on South Park.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dutch bastard

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love how Gary is gushing over Hoffpauir's numbers in AAA:

25 home runs and 100 RBIs!!! Yet he never bothered to utter the name “Valentino Pascucci” all season long.

by JohnPeterson on Sep 25, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

Almost again.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Nice to see he hasn’t lost his stones.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dub!

Chasing the bad defensive play with a great one.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Excellent grab.

Huzzah!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sheesh!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As much as I love Dub

I can kinda see why other teams would be annoyed about him. He’s great, but he can be so inconsistent defensively. He makes spectacular plays, but he also messes up. Kinda like a much more tolerable version of Jeter.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm continuing to wear Mets jerseys/shirts

For this entire week.

“….Do you have a Mets shirt for every day of the week?” – My UPS Driver
“Yes.” – Me

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

I don’t really envy you, though. People who know I’m a Met fan have been targeting me.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to a sports bar on my lunch

and every TV was turned to ESPN, and I got to see the Cubs fan consoling the Mets fan from last night.

annnnd I’m getting my fair share of comments from my friends too.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've been targeted too

by my team

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

Message I got today: “It must be boring being a Mets fan. Your Septembers are so predictable.”

Mind you, this was from a Skanks fan, so she can pretty much shut the hell up.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fucking hate that

All these Yankee fans are making fun of me, and I’m like “What the hell are you on? Third place, right?” When they’re playing well, the entire world has to know. When they’re not:
a) It’s someone else’s fault
b) Mets/Sox suck!!!

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

I don’t want to hear it from those people. Those guys and their $700 billion payroll can shove it.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed.

Like the Yankees’ fans have anything to talk shit about this season. At least we’re still in contention

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they weren't closing their stadium this year

No one would have been paying attention to them at all this month.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here Here!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But they always have to have the spotlight

They’re out of the playoffs, so we have to pretend Yankee Stadium isn’t the dumpiest building in America.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I approve that message

a hole in a shitty neighborhood.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey man.

I have to deal with Giants fans.

GIANTS FANS! They don’t even have a reason to be talking.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Rhino.

Where’s the Hippo?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cancel's approach= not smart

swing at first pitch when harden is struggling with command.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

P.S.

Go Twins. I’d like to see them overtake the Sox, not least because I got to watch a bunch of their kids up here in Rochester.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

New poster

I’m from Colorado and originally a Rockies fan, but since they are so horrible this year and I’m attending school in New York, I’m adopting the Mets to root for…maybe will end badly? Hopefully not. I’m not a Cubs fan, but for no particular reason Rich Harden is one of my favorite pitchers in the MLB…which causes some inner wars. Here’s hoping a Mets win and a blown game by the Cubs bullpen.

by Squeaky on Sep 25, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

run away! run away!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

save yourself kid

it’s too late for us

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

besides, the school systems

are much better in Colorado

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ZING!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaa.

Oh jokes.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you ask Mike Hampton

he’ll tell you the Denver area school systems do.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome

Be prepared for plenty of misery and heartbreak.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously kid,

run. Run away. Go back to the Rockies. It’s not much fun being a Mets fan. Plus, sports bigamy brings bad karma.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know.

Watching the Rockies on a daily basis is akin to walking into a brick wall. And then doing it again, just for the hell of it.

by Squeaky on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you've just described the last two weeks of my life

watching this bullpen anyway.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone doesn't check the sports pages, does he?

Dude, last night’s game was like being punched through a brick wall by the Hulk

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

watching the mets is building your own wall

then being forced to bash your skull into it over and over. Then being thrown off the top of your own wall. Then having that wall destroyed by your neighbors. And being forced to eat that brick wall.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

that pretty much covers it

by JohnPeterson on Sep 25, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose!

Did you know Koyie Hill has only one finger?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

During a Nebraska football game, featuring Darin Erstad.

Heart of a football player.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He tried to block one of Erstad's punt

But the Erstad cannot be blocked. He took the fingers clean off, and now he wears them as a trophy around his neck.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because of Erstad's legendary gamerness.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

also I heard that Koyle only has one ball

and he once hit 2grand slams. In the same inning!!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang, Irish Hammer

And it keeps on being tied.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice patience by the irish hamma

let the hebrew hamma steal the base at least. I can’t say anything bad bout the hamma even when he fails.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is the Mets Foundation

Going to help us? Because we’re in need. Hopefully they open a suicide hotline.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeezy Creezy

8 K’s?!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

9 Ks!

I may have mis-heard this, but Gary didn’t just say it was a “career” high, did he?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOu did mishear.

He said season high.

God I hope he did.

Rewinding now…

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am wrong.

Career High? No freakin’ way.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a Stephen Pearce in baseball?

He’s running for Senate here in NM.

by JohnPeterson on Sep 25, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the lead singer of RATT?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stephen Pearcy

Sadly, I thought the same thing. But its different.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is sad. he used to stuff his leather pants

that i know that. Also sad.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I’m pretty sure 9 isn’t Pedro’s career high in strikeouts.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dub.

Let’s go.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep, Gary just admitted the mistake

Unlike certain sports analysts *cough*Joe Morgan.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Morgan doesn't KNOW he makes mistakes

that’s the difference. He also doesn’t have Keith next to him reading the blogs to correct him.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Joe makes a mistake,

Disney and ESPN change reality to make it so

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Delgado hits homerun

game called
Brewers go down

happiness

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a poem

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Rich Harden.

You looked better in Green & Gold……stupid A’s.

Though he loves getting hurt..

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Was that ground ball to second . . .

unclutch?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

the point of the “clutch”/“unclutch” debate isn’t that there no such thing as a clutch situation, which clearly there is, but that there is no such thing as innate clutch ability, which is the point of contention

by JoshNY on Sep 25, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well put.

in other words, there are plenty of clutch situations, but when the mets fail at them over and over, it is more due to chance than any innate ability or inability. Right?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

and come on, the Mets are tied for a playoff spot. clearly they must’ve gotten some important hits at some point in time.

by JoshNY on Sep 25, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i see both sides

Although I understand the role of chance in the game, i cling to the stubborn beliefs that some players are able to elevate their perfomances at high stress times (because that’s what atheletes do with varying degrees of sucess) while I suffer from the suspicion that those players are always on other teams (grass always greener theorum). In other words, I’m a typical schlub of a fan.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently not

at least if believe the doom-sayers around here. No clutch exists on this team.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, the commentators did their best to jinx that

Keith: “He should definitely go. No time to play it safe.”
Ron: “Plus, Wright can steal a base.”
Gary: “And Harden only has 2 strikeouts.”

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gary is particularly good at that, I think.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He really is a big jinx

i know that there is no mention of jinxing in Baseball prospectus, but I still believe in it.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it's the announcers version of

clutch v unclutch.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What does this team have to do to take advantage of the Cubs tonight?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bring a goat on to the field.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Allan Houston is making another comeback?

Is Omar Minaya GMing the Knicks now?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What?!

He was always my favorite player, but come on.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/sports/AP-BKN-Knicks-Houston.html

It’s like, let it go, Allan. Let it go.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sheet.

Lame.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i have an unbelievably bad feeling about this inning

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it really the 7th?!

Damn. And Pedro is still in.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh!!!

A somewhat decent throw would have beaten him.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It just sort of lingered on its way towards second base.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY. SHIT.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You have got to be kidding me

Peoria 6, Mets 3.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THAT

was the time to bring in Maine or somebody.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maine's done

Shut down.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

than think outside the &^%$$##@ box in some other way. A starter. Anyone. We had to win this game.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Jerry said so today:

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/mets/2008/09/manuel-says-maine-is-done-for.html

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

why the fuck do I know that Maine should’ve been shelved, that Church should have been rested. Etc etc. But the guys that get paid millions to run this team don’t?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

unless there was a better lefty to bring in?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was efficient

one pitch

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One pitch bad.

Literally.

One fuck pitch.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I figured,"Hey, it's tied"

So I just went upstairs to make sure it was DVR’d.

Bad move.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He continued to make Hoff Power look like a monster.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well maybe it was still the wrong move

?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

why? evaluating the move at the time it was made, why was it the wrong move?

by JoshNY on Sep 25, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cuz it didn't work

my contrarian friend, please resist the temptation, no matter how right you are, to annotate my every proposition. I’m in no mood.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fair enough

no need to start arguing with each other I guess

by JoshNY on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's been more than enough of that around here lately.

No need for any more.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just when is panic time for Jerry?

i think it was a week ago.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AGHGAHGHAHGAGHAGHAHGAH!!!!!

Why do I root for this team!?!?!?!

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How was this said earlier?

“Beating your head against the wall every night?”

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

i’m off

fuck the mets, fuck minaya, fuck em all

by JohnPeterson on Sep 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The fuck

I wasn’t even watching.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is this for real?

How does this happen?

Man I am getting bummed. My only hope if the Hoff rips the Brewcrew this weekend.

by losangelesmets on Sep 25, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The man only has....like one finger!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

table saw!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please God just end this

what a nightmare

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

heh

I was just about to say the same thing

by JoshNY on Sep 25, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmph

Even amongst friends, I am among enemies.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't hate us

Because we’re beautiful :)

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't

I hate you because you have actual posters on your blog!

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

I actually just signed up for the site today, I’ve been checking in from time to time, but I figured misery loves company…..I guess

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, thank god.

For all the good the Giants have bestowed upon us. I need to balance it with the Mets

by losangelesmets on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

go Bucs!!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marlon Anderson!

Hoo-ray! We’re not even trying!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Add Robinson Cancel

and you’ve got a recipe for disaster.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Where the hell are his commercials?!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell in a handbasket

Since he got replaced by that Topdot chick and her weird eyebrows.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least Franco doesn't exploit the elderly and foolish with financial schemes

he just charges deranged B list stars $500 bucks for a haircut.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.

Guiseppe’s still got a soul

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH YEAH!

MARLON ANDERSON HE’S FREAKIN’ AWESOME.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish we were playing

Anyone but Florida this weekend, they are going to come to Shea loaded for bear.

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Micah Hoffpauir: 28 years old, career .290 /.345/.487 minor league hitter.

Val Pascucci: 29 years, old, career .278..392 /.494 minor league hitter.

by JohnPeterson on Sep 25, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the Cubs would give him a shot for sure

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're missing something:

the gritty, gamering veteran scrappiness of Marlon Anderson.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RHINOoOoOooooo!!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Robinson!

Cancel my previous thought.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How about

Matt Franco?

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Three things I learned about Matt Franco from Wikipedia just now:

1) He played in Japan from 2004 to 2006 and then retired
2) He was named in the Mitchell Report
3) He is Kurt Russell’s nephew

by JoshNY on Sep 25, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or

John Franco?

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what the hell uni is he wearing?

the one from Joes vs Jocks?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was more than I expected from Marlon

Veteran!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BUT HE ADVANCED THE RUNNER!

HE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THE GAME!

by JoshNY on Sep 25, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again

you can’t put a value on what that brings to the team.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh, yeah

Four-year contract, perhaps?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes I can

I call it “zero”

by JoshNY on Sep 25, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd even settle for

James Franco at this point…..maybe he could get The Murph home from 3rd with none out

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha.

Ninja Turtle.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So what do we call him?

Rhino or Turtle?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

there's a wiki for what i'm slowly starting to undergo

“periods of detachment from self or surrounding which may be experienced as "unreal” (lacking in control of or “outside of” self) while retaining awareness that this is only a feeling and not a reality."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_disorders

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It must be exciting making different beds.

I know you’re joking but, IT IS!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everything about Daniel Murphy is great.

Except his walk up song.

NEW Linkin Park….really?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Last night, they were playing the Dropkick Murphys

Is he choosing his own, or is the PA guy just picking songs at random?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody has a better walk up song

Than Tatis

Can’t go wrong with the “Superman Theme”

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I find it a little ridiculous

that at the end of his 4th season, Beltran still has the exact same song. “Er es aqui, er es aqui…”

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever works for him

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comment by text from Ian B:

"Some guy yelled at me ‘hey there are way worse guys on the mets bench’ " than Marlon Anderson.

Yikes.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That is scary

I didn’t realize we still had Newhan and Mike DiFelice.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Be better off

with Newhart and Deniro

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NEWHAN!

holy crap i forgot about that piece of garbage.

by kendynamo on Sep 25, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So did the rest of us

until he hit a homer against us this year.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Murph

hope he doesnt triple, hate to see him run all that way for nothing

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is there anyway NOT to schedule the Fish to come in at the end of next season?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Schoenworst!

Our problems are solved

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NICE!

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My posting of his picture

should in no way be construed as an endorsement.

by JohnPeterson on Sep 25, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not

But my family was on the wrong side of the war. Plus, like I said, asshole stole my family’s house.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait wait wait

when did supporting fascists go out of style?

by kendynamo on Sep 25, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Disgraziad!

Mensafinook!

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anybody know

If Randy Quaid has been showing up in the Pepsi Picnic Area?

“Oh they’ll blow it in the 9th!!!”

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Franco Harris?

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great name by the way

I used to live in Phoenix, and after the mustache and glasses incident, my friend and I went to a Mets-Dbacks game out there with the groucho nose and glasses, and we had a sign that said “Bobby V Fan Club”

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you.

Got a great story about him which I’ll tell another time when we’re not so busy

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa Shownblow nearly "Cliff Floyded" Delgado.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Franco American?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh hell yeah

thats what im talking about.

‘so whats it like living alone’
‘i eat a lot of speghetti’

by kendynamo on Sep 25, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

“Uh oh, Spaghetti-Os” might be a good way to describe the last two weeks. Or any time our bullpen has been used this year.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that works

or the phrase ‘god fucking damn it’

by kendynamo on Sep 25, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uncle lou is going to be a little miffed when he gets back and sees all these pictures

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The season is crumbling around us

We need to do something to lift our spirits

Blame it on the guy from BBV

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad week for the bye dude

i’d appreciate the distraction form this shit show

by kendynamo on Sep 25, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ITSY...you know me well, howeva

I’m actually proud of my fellow bloggers and their talent for giffing!

:-)

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God Schoenworst didn't go 1-2-3

Omar would give him a 3 year extension

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

I think you just won.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

God bless you, John.

But that’s not the best picture you could find, is it?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, no.

I didn’t want anyone to get excited.

We’re supposed to be miserable here.

by JohnPeterson on Sep 25, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can we can some allison stokes

she is my favorite female track and fielder,. plus we have a stokes.

by kendynamo on Sep 25, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of female athletes

I am partial to Jenny Finch

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently, you've never seen a photo of Allison Stokke.

Almost enough to make me interested in track and field.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stokke, thats it

yeah dude, is she fit or what?

by kendynamo on Sep 25, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeezy Creezy

Hooooottttt.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she appears to have a good everything.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This may be the first and last time

I ever consider the words “Paraguayan javeliner”

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's still better looking

than Jorge Cantu, who is the ugliest athlete this side of Randy Johnson

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still say Ricky Ledee is about as ugly as it gets

Not Otis Nixon ugly, but ugly enough.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How can you say Randy is ugly? He feels pretty on the inside

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

that is a hilarious picture

by JoshNY on Sep 25, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a minute

That card shows strikeout ratios! I’ve never seen that before

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm, OK

Third out, please.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you

That was all it took, I guess.

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did you guys forget Julio Franco?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Um yeah actually

I had….now thanks to you I just messed my pants

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chef Franco

Image courtesy of discoverbreadsticks.com (no kidding).

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Dub!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad this turned into a google image parade.

:P

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW.

I totally forgot he wasn’t even here.

How sad do you think he is right now?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm new in here

Who is Lou, and does he not like pictures in the threads?

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lou is the King of Google Images

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

ok thanks for clearing that up

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by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need some motherfreakin' magic right now people.

We all do.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dide we do Ani DiFranco yet?

sorry i’m late to the party and have no idea whats going on

by kendynamo on Sep 25, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and that's a good picture of her too, good for you!

she’s not a pretty girl

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking that

I can’t recall ever seeing a picture of her where I said “wow, she is attractive enough!”

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just as a general subjective observation

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont think she plays for our team anyhow

and i dont mean the metropolitans

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She plays both sides

as I understand it.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Given her fan base

I think that’s a safe assumption

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there ya go

I think the problem is, she doesn’t look that hot in any other pictures of her

by JoshNY on Sep 25, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FTW.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

She needs to be dressed in blue and orange.

Or not dressed at all.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or not dressed at all.

Absolutely

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"there is nothing and i mean nothing

that cures the blues better than a teenage girl"—Tim McCarver

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

really? That’s awesome and also really creepy.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pray tell

What were the circumstances of that being said?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

guys i made it up

after typing the TIMMY!-ism I just thought i’d go with it

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn.

Still, that’s some damn fine writing IMFM

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just filled the cup

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snoochie Boochie

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oy

Giants fan from the womb to the tomb

by Jim Schmiedeberg on Sep 25, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

listen to Ron start posturing for another emmy

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang

that DP hurts just a little bit right now.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So, Ramon Martinez here?

No better options off of the bench?

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ive taken a liking to the guy

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sit humbly corrected.

He Hebrew Hammered the shit out of the ball.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He shut me up!

Getting closer!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEBREW HAMMER!!!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aaaaahhhhhh!

robinson cancel!!!!!! FUCK THAT

by kendynamo on Sep 25, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on RHINO!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP!!!!

THAT WAS INSANE!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG!!

How was he safe? And what was Aguayo thinking sending him?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously!

How he avoided that tag . . . unreal!

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

Aguayo knows we all think he isn’t aggressive enough, so he was just trying to push the envelope a little

by JoshNY on Sep 25, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CHURCH DOIN' THE MATRIX

ARE YOU FREAKIN’ SEROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he completely avoided a tag

that he would have been out by a mile on.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at home.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't explain it

Just have to see the replay

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 25, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

church's evasive action

filed away with mr koos run, endy’s catch, etc.?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Church was sent

was dead meat coming home. He ran wide of the catcher, missed the tag, ran past home plate and dived back to touch the plate before he was tagged. Unbelievable.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 25, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aguaya tries to strike again, but church does yoga to touch the plate

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ITS CHURCH ON THURSDAY!! ITS CHURCH ON THURSDAY!!

if you didn’t see that oh my god

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself in to trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Sep 25, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AGH!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK!!!

by goth brooks on Sep 25, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, Easley

But WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man. 6-6 again.

Please please please have a scoreless top-9th.

by JohnPeterson on Sep 25, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I knew my ears / eyes were burning for a reason.

Damned GOOGLE image parade! You. S.o.B.’s LOL!!!

That mid term was tough…Don’t wanna talk about it.

WHATEVER IT TAKES METS!!

Saw Martinez’s hit and then saw Church’s ridiculously fortunate safe at home plate crawl!

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOUUUuUu.

Welcome.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhh...Family

It’s like coming home for Christmas! :-)

The gif. of the gal above is mighty fine.

I see Bobby V is still struggling (with whateva he’s tryin to do) chuckle

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 25, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

I’ve been struggling to post pics.

I’m a mess without you, man!

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here comes Everyday Joe

Please don’t mess this up . . .

by Prince on Sep 25, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah geez.

There goes our Rhino nickname.

They’re hard selling this Ninja Turtle thing really hard.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 25, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs