Open Thread - Game 143: Mets vs Phillies
Philadelphia Phillies at New York Mets, Sep 7, 2008 8:05 PM EDT
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ESPN:
Please stop talking about Football……I’m already bored with it.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let me impart a lesson upon you:
Never, ever rely on a man who calls himself “Chad Ocho Cinco” when money is on the line.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i concur w/your assesment pingel
they were even slobbering on football during the thick of baseball season. i’ve had enough of it already as well.
hey, do the METS know it’s September?
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course they know.
It’s fantasy football time. Fucking Bengals. I should have known better.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah! they do know!
‘cause they’re blowing it!
what the fuck? 0-1 in the first?!
prepare to see the expletives fly in this post!
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
here we go again
come on Santana this is where you earn your money
Save America. Impeach Bush
by elifriedman on Sep 7, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
one thing i'm happy to see
P. Burrell has become a nothing man in the last 6 weeks. that guy can’t hit shit
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad it's the one year we don't play the Phillies down the stretch.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this ain't the stretch?
when the hell does the stretch officially begin?
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is, but it's the last game vs. Philly.
Seems unusual to not be playing them during the last 3 weeks.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
week one of sept.
close enough for me brother
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
one football comment.
i love it. Tom Brady is injured. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it's game 3 against our most hated rivals...
it’s sunday night,
a night game,
where the hell are all of the bloggers?
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and reyes...
it’s about time you pulled your head out of your a$$
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If it's September
it’s not Reyes time.
Save America. Impeach Bush
by elifriedman on Sep 7, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to go get Taco Bell
Proud sponsor of Sunday Night Baseball.
and I see we’re already down 0-1.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Which is more painful:
Taco Bell, or getting swept by the Phillies at home in September again?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eating taco bell while getting swept by the phils
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Churchy!
Come on D-Wright!
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I smell an ejection....
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Manuel might eat him.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love when I'm right.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He didn't bite the ump.
Not so much as a nibble
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened?
i’m blind here
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Catcher's Interference.
Charlie didn’t like it.
Bye bye Charlie.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!
Clutchtron!!!
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh please.
Please let it be another ejection.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
homer?
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Double to left.
Run scores, second and third
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks man
CMON METS! STICK IT IN THEIR ASS!
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Jimy Williams gonna be thrown out now, too?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Darn the luck.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DELLLLLGOT-IT
Two Run single.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKIN A SON!
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LOU:
Are you at work? Or do you not get espn?
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
brother man, i'm at the hizz-erk! (work)
Get off in an hour. 20 minute ride home. then i’ll be wakin up the neighbors w/my noise.
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But if you're getting off work, who will be protecting America?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+2
the other malcontents.
protecting america is 2nd to being a METS fan.
that’s the DHS way.
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that makes me feel reeeaal safe
about that flight I’ve got at the end of the month. On the other hand, wearing my Mets cap may just get me through security unharmed. For once.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
let me hook you up for future air travel. all you need to do is...
PROVIDE ME WITH:
your full name
address
home and work phone numbers
soc. sec. number
next of kin full name, address, home and work numbers, their soc. sec. numbers…
and you’ll be set for the rest of your life
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, did you guys know that Tatis built a church back in the DR?
It’s becoming the new “He hit 2 grand slams in one inning”
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It really just is.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice hustle Tatis.
Almost a great double play by Rollins.
Almost
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
long live the Carloses
Save America. Impeach Bush
by elifriedman on Sep 7, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm eating the Volcano Taco.
If I randomly stop talking, please know that I am dead.
Or in the bathroom.
Dying.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Surely, you can afford real food.
Good luck.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can.
But I hate myself too much to go get it.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm just to lazy
bobbyV see above
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No offense, Lou
but this being the internet, I’m half-convinced you’d steal mine and my next of kin’s identities. Why would you need all of that info? My work #?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
man, i wouldn’t want you to give me that info.
it was a damn joke. LOL! you’re a riot man.
one recommendation. don’t put your social on anything that you don’t have to.
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I know that.
Heard enough horror stories to know you never really finish dealing with ID theft. Got a friend still occasionally dealing with collection agencies 7 years after the fact.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
you gotta check your credit report at least twice a year. not just for i.d. theft but for collection agencies screwing you over as well.
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought eating Taco Bell was a sign you hated yourself.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the first of many signs.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are they chanting?
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Johan better be pitching striaight up flame throwers and junk w/this lead
go after the punks and get this game over with
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember....
When they got Feliz for his defense.
I guess they didn’t watch any Giants games…
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Reyes
Looks fucking terrible at the plate.
What….the hell is going on?
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i heard he had a volcano taco in between the double header
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's going to have difficulty running the bases, then.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever had to use the bathroom really bad?
It might help him run EVEN FASTER.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy.
first and second.
One out.
Come on Churchy!
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!!!
Infield single! Bases loaded for D-Dubs.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhh boy.
Bases loaded.
Come on D-Wright. Put this out of their reach….
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
C’mon, guys. We can’t not score here.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
...and we didn't.
Motherfucker Iced Tea.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy Fuck
Are you kidding me?
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
anybody think DW should be MVP now
he’s hitting worse in the clutch than A-Rod, but still gets props. IT’s wonderful being a white guy playing in NY
Save America. Impeach Bush
by elifriedman on Sep 7, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
did someone say A-Rod?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW
He made Werth look flat out retarded mentally handicapped on that swing.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
UUUUUGH
I HATE RYAN HOWARD.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, I was half-done typing, "Looks like Johan's settled down"
But then Howard had to go and fuck that up for me.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GODDDDD
MOOOONSHOT!!!
DELGADO!!!!
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well.
Maybe more of a rocket.
But still.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, that ball just landed in my living room.
In Manhattan.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dayum, Carlos whaled on that one.
No. 463
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Delgado ate a Volacano toco...
and then some.
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
toco? i meant taco
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hi everyone I just have to say
Wright is so wrong. And Cole Hamels ain’t got shit.
and even 4th place can’t stop morgan and miller from talking about the spankers.
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
goin home
see ya in a few
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Reyes.
Piss poor. Just looking terrible right now.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how is it that reyes and wright start go cold at the same time?
and sometimes beltran too
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Off days
Those Reyes/Wright days off didn’t really materialize this year.
Unnamed Pat saying Brady done for the year.
by DoctorK16 on Sep 7, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Every kind of 'mo there is."
Shut up Jeter.
Shut up.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus.
Delgado absolutely destroyed the fuck out of that ball.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DELGADO DOES IT AGAIN!!!!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!!
Bring that freakin’ apple UP!
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no/ amount/ of/ jon/ miller/ and/ joe/ morgan/ inanity
can/ ruin/ carlos/ delgado/ for/ me
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Jor Morgan
Jon Miller I like.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why/ are/ these/ lines/ appearing/ everytime/ i/ type/ spaces?
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's not intentional?
I thought you were trying to write in verse.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no/ verse,/ i/ didn't/ rehearse
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you might have shorted out your keyboard
try rebooting.
by DoctorK16 on Sep 7, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it is, but it stopped thank god
you had me freakin out Doc!
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I thought that was a little weird...
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the pressure is on to win this game
oh good the /s stopped.
any thoughts on the horific jamie moyer morning loss?
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I took a nap after that game.
Very draining.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
am i the last to hear about this wagner shit?
13 pitches today and he shut it down
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's the first
I’m hearing of it.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I hadn't heard it either.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why must we relive this?
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Because ESPN's producers are lazy.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
because they can't wax the Yankees 4th place dolphin tonight
so slagging the mets is the only option
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Waxing the dolphin"
Never heard that one before.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well it is rarely used to express the notion of
“kissing someone else’s ass” or more accurately, “masterbating someone else”
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Reyes and his amazin' september disappearance
0-8 today
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice play D-Wright!
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Put your baseball minds to this one
daniel murphy hitting a mature .361 and jerry can only get him into pinch hit in a double header? He’s a lefty?
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least he's getting more ABs than Marlon or Cancel
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is?
That’s strange. I’m completely sober.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wright could be penalized for excessive celebration on that one
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone else at least a little creeped out by the Old Spice commercial with the centaur?
I find it…disturbing.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They're catering to the fast-growing furry market
They think and spend for two
by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
God help us if that's now a marketing demographic.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everything's a marketing demographic
“Oh, you know what Bill’s doing, he’s going for that anti-marketing dollar. That’s a good ”http://sennoma.net/main/edits/Hicks.html" target="new">market, he’s very smart."
by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ARGRGHGGGHGH, wtf happened there
"Oh, you know what Bill’s doing, he’s going for that anti-marketing dollar. That’s a good market, he’s very smart."
by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss him.
In a world where Dane Cook and Ned “Carlos” Menica are considered good comedians.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss Bill Hicks.
A girl in college once told me she was studying psychology in order to go into marketing. Without even thinking, I told her marketing was bullshit. I’m not sure she ever spoke to me again. Given her chosen profession, not really a loss.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ex girlfriend is in marketing in Geneva, Switzerland and make 106 K annually
but me…I hate marketing
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddammit!!!
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My link got screwed with too
excellent clip thanks
by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it only works if you just paste the link into the window.
If you use the ‘link’ tool, it gets lost.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lou dizzle back on the grid
peanut butter and jelly sandwich, coco cola and laptop at the ready
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ooooohhhh!
look at felicano w/the fist pump!
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
mmmmm...
pat the NO BAT burrell
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
cricket...
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
get a hair cut kid
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is this bullpen and where did they come from?!
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THE COMMISH!!!
He is wise.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
neat signature
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you ain't flyin now hawaiian
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Easley w/ a triple over Vic Torino's head.
Well, I didn’t expect to see that today.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no two words of that sentence belong together
I mean maybe ‘Victorino hit a triple’ but otherwise sheez
by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooray.
Suck it Victorino.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tryin to be say hey willy mays
ain’t happenin fool
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they just called marlon anderson
a pinch hitting specialist
giggle
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
If this score holds, I’ve got some swag points comin’ my way.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's still early in the month.
I can make up ground in the standings. I won’t, but I can.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sixth run cost me ten points
A two-run bomb in the top of the ninth will give me ten back
by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This whole game cost me points.
Let’s just say I filled out my entry too soon after seeing the result of this afternoon’s game.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd like ESPN to have an open mic in the METS dugout
i think there would have to be a translator in there as well
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
there goes the specialist
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i thought ayala had a groin problem
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what were they chanting?
anyone?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think
Ether Yankees suck or Phillies suck. Anyone know for sure?
"Since we became accelerated readers, we never leave the house." - Los Campesinos
by Shomov on Sep 7, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know they both do.
Oh, you meant ‘know what the fans were chanting’.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thx
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thx
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope it wasn't "Yankees Suck!"
Because it’s pretty pathetic to shout it when you’re not playing the Yankees. True, but pathetic.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the yellow book girl is pretty fly
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow! check out the cutie in white
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is she in the stands, or are you watching one of us again?
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she was shown briefly in the stands.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good initiative
bad judgement
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Shane going to celebrate now?
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A for effort schneid
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that guy looks like Lo Duca...(Dobbs)
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hits like him too
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
one positive thing that I've come to believe is that...
due to the heavy use of our bullpen, they’ve amassed some serious experience. perhaps this will work to our benefit in the post season (provided we make it)
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
isn't matt stairs like...
50?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I was at today's game
It totally blew – there were a bunch of Philly fans chanting “Just like last year” over and over again. Argh! I think I now understand how Red Sox fans felt when they heard “1918” over and over again.
"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."
by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we're due
we’ll get ours
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope so.
This game (if it is a win, dammit) will make things a bit better. But damn.
"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."
by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we get our money's worth don't we?
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon guys!
just end it!
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Why do they hafta amp up the drama?
"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."
by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
those guys in the booth...
must make bank! they’ve got some slick suits
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey ayala
you mind not fucking us?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i've seen the phillies get on base and score one run this inning
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i saw two lucky dribblers
and an error
which part of those were ayala’s fault?
by gogomets on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't matter what the hits look like,
matters what the end result is.
see ya next time
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Endy really need to leap for that?
Made me think he’d lost it for a second.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thinkin the same thing
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw c'mon!
Well at least there are two outs and only one on. They can end the damn thing now!!
"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."
by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
did manuel get tossed earlier?
if so, why?
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
which one?
:P
Charlie got tossed for arguing catcher’s interference.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanx. ;)
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Charlie did.
Argued a catcher’s interference call.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Charlie got tossed for arguing a catchers interference call int he 1st inning. Dub got a free base.
"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."
by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
god damned direct t.v.
don’t blink out on me now!
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
god damned luis ayala
don’t crap out on me now!
"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."
by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, Jimmy Rollins!!
Sit your ass down, Bitch!!
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SIT DOWN ROLLINS.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
PITB!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Perfect timing, too.
The Shield is about to start
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet
Rollins makes the last damn out! Time for go to bed!
"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."
by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ayala alaya anyway you spell it!
2 games up, like this series never happened!
I.M. Forme
by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is just the icing on the cake
tom brady got hurt! yeah!
" I don't read the script. The script reads me."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That game...
was MUCH more fun than Friday’s.
by JoshNY on Sep 8, 2008 12:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like it was much more fun than this afternoon's, too
Nice to get out to the ballpark but boy that was a boring game to watch.
'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'
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