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Open Thread - Game 143: Mets vs Phillies

Philadelphia Phillies at New York Mets, Sep 7, 2008 8:05 PM EDT



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Johan Santana 12-7 29 29 2 1 0 0 196.0 174 67 59 22 51 169 2.71 1.15


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Cole Hamels 12-8 29 29 2 2 0 0 203.0 164 77 68 24 46 174 3.01 1.03

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Please stop talking about Football……I’m already bored with it.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let me impart a lesson upon you:

Never, ever rely on a man who calls himself “Chad Ocho Cinco” when money is on the line.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i concur w/your assesment pingel

they were even slobbering on football during the thick of baseball season. i’ve had enough of it already as well.

hey, do the METS know it’s September?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course they know.

It’s fantasy football time. Fucking Bengals. I should have known better.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah! they do know!

‘cause they’re blowing it!

what the fuck? 0-1 in the first?!

prepare to see the expletives fly in this post!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here we go again

come on Santana this is where you earn your money

Save America. Impeach Bush

by elifriedman on Sep 7, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

one thing i'm happy to see

P. Burrell has become a nothing man in the last 6 weeks. that guy can’t hit shit

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this ain't the stretch?

when the hell does the stretch officially begin?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is, but it's the last game vs. Philly.

Seems unusual to not be playing them during the last 3 weeks.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

week one of sept.

close enough for me brother

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

one football comment.

i love it. Tom Brady is injured. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's game 3 against our most hated rivals...

it’s sunday night,

a night game,

where the hell are all of the bloggers?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and reyes...

it’s about time you pulled your head out of your a$$

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I went to go get Taco Bell

Proud sponsor of Sunday Night Baseball.

and I see we’re already down 0-1.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Which is more painful:

Taco Bell, or getting swept by the Phillies at home in September again?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eating taco bell while getting swept by the phils

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Churchy!

Come on D-Wright!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I smell an ejection....

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Manuel might eat him.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love when I'm right.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YET.

….Yet.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what happened?

i’m blind here

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Catcher's Interference.

Charlie didn’t like it.

Bye bye Charlie.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!

Clutchtron!!!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh please.

Please let it be another ejection.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

homer?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Double to left.

Run scores, second and third

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks man

CMON METS! STICK IT IN THEIR ASS!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darn the luck.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DELLLLLGOT-IT

Two Run single.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCKIN A SON!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOU:

Are you at work? Or do you not get espn?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

brother man, i'm at the hizz-erk! (work)

Get off in an hour. 20 minute ride home. then i’ll be wakin up the neighbors w/my noise.

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+2

the other malcontents.

protecting america is 2nd to being a METS fan.

that’s the DHS way.

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that makes me feel reeeaal safe

about that flight I’ve got at the end of the month. On the other hand, wearing my Mets cap may just get me through security unharmed. For once.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

let me hook you up for future air travel. all you need to do is...

PROVIDE ME WITH:

your full name
address
home and work phone numbers
soc. sec. number
next of kin full name, address, home and work numbers, their soc. sec. numbers…

and you’ll be set for the rest of your life

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, did you guys know that Tatis built a church back in the DR?

It’s becoming the new “He hit 2 grand slams in one inning”

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It really just is.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice hustle Tatis.

Almost a great double play by Rollins.

Almost

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

long live the Carloses

Save America. Impeach Bush

by elifriedman on Sep 7, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm eating the Volcano Taco.

If I randomly stop talking, please know that I am dead.

Or in the bathroom.

Dying.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I can.

But I hate myself too much to go get it.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm just to lazy

bobbyV see above

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No offense, Lou

but this being the internet, I’m half-convinced you’d steal mine and my next of kin’s identities. Why would you need all of that info? My work #?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

man, i wouldn’t want you to give me that info.

it was a damn joke. LOL! you’re a riot man.

one recommendation. don’t put your social on anything that you don’t have to.

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I know that.

Heard enough horror stories to know you never really finish dealing with ID theft. Got a friend still occasionally dealing with collection agencies 7 years after the fact.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

you gotta check your credit report at least twice a year. not just for i.d. theft but for collection agencies screwing you over as well.

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought eating Taco Bell was a sign you hated yourself.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the first of many signs.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are they chanting?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Johan better be pitching striaight up flame throwers and junk w/this lead

go after the punks and get this game over with

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember....

When they got Feliz for his defense.

I guess they didn’t watch any Giants games…

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reyes

Looks fucking terrible at the plate.

What….the hell is going on?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

He must hate himself too.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you ever had to use the bathroom really bad?

It might help him run EVEN FASTER.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh boy.

first and second.

One out.

Come on Churchy!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes!!!

Infield single! Bases loaded for D-Dubs.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ohhhh boy.

Bases loaded.

Come on D-Wright. Put this out of their reach….

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

C’mon, guys. We can’t not score here.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Fuck

Are you kidding me?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

anybody think DW should be MVP now

he’s hitting worse in the clutch than A-Rod, but still gets props. IT’s wonderful being a white guy playing in NY

Save America. Impeach Bush

by elifriedman on Sep 7, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did someone say A-Rod?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually

I believe that if the Mets win the division and Wright finishes in the top two in the league in RBI and doesn’t win the MVP, it will confirm an anti-NY bias in the voting.

by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW

He made Werth look flat out retarded mentally handicapped on that swing.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

UUUUUGH

I HATE RYAN HOWARD.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GODDDDD

MOOOONSHOT!!!

DELGADO!!!!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well.

Maybe more of a rocket.

But still.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Delgado ate a Volacano toco...

and then some.

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

toco? i meant taco

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hi everyone I just have to say

Wright is so wrong. And Cole Hamels ain’t got shit.
and even 4th place can’t stop morgan and miller from talking about the spankers.

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

goin home

see ya in a few

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reyes.

Piss poor. Just looking terrible right now.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Off days

Those Reyes/Wright days off didn’t really materialize this year.

Unnamed Pat saying Brady done for the year.

by DoctorK16 on Sep 7, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Every kind of 'mo there is."

Shut up Jeter.

Shut up.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus.

Delgado absolutely destroyed the fuck out of that ball.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DELGADO DOES IT AGAIN!!!!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!!

Bring that freakin’ apple UP!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no/ amount/ of/ jon/ miller/ and/ joe/ morgan/ inanity

can/ ruin/ carlos/ delgado/ for/ me

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate Jor Morgan

Jon Miller I like.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

....Jor?

Joe.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah I thought that was a little weird...

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the pressure is on to win this game

oh good the /s stopped.

any thoughts on the horific jamie moyer morning loss?

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I took a nap after that game.

Very draining.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

am i the last to hear about this wagner shit?

13 pitches today and he shut it down

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's the first

I’m hearing of it.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why must we relive this?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Waxing the dolphin"

Never heard that one before.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well it is rarely used to express the notion of

“kissing someone else’s ass” or more accurately, “masterbating someone else”

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play D-Wright!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Put your baseball minds to this one

daniel murphy hitting a mature .361 and jerry can only get him into pinch hit in a double header? He’s a lefty?

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Everything's a marketing demographic

“Oh, you know what Bill’s doing, he’s going for that anti-marketing dollar. That’s a good ”http://sennoma.net/main/edits/Hicks.html" target="new">market, he’s very smart."

by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ARGRGHGGGHGH, wtf happened there

"Oh, you know what Bill’s doing, he’s going for that anti-marketing dollar. That’s a good market, he’s very smart."

http://sennoma.net/main/edits/Hicks.html

by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss him.

In a world where Dane Cook and Ned “Carlos” Menica are considered good comedians.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

The book about him is berry, berry sad

by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss Bill Hicks.

A girl in college once told me she was studying psychology in order to go into marketing. Without even thinking, I told her marketing was bullshit. I’m not sure she ever spoke to me again. Given her chosen profession, not really a loss.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ex girlfriend is in marketing in Geneva, Switzerland and make 106 K annually

but me…I hate marketing

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lou dizzle back on the grid

peanut butter and jelly sandwich, coco cola and laptop at the ready

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ooooohhhh!

look at felicano w/the fist pump!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

mmmmm...

pat the NO BAT burrell

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

cricket...

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

get a hair cut kid

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is this bullpen and where did they come from?!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THE COMMISH!!!

He is wise.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

neat signature

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you ain't flyin now hawaiian

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Easley w/ a triple over Vic Torino's head.

Well, I didn’t expect to see that today.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no two words of that sentence belong together

I mean maybe ‘Victorino hit a triple’ but otherwise sheez

by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hooray.

Suck it Victorino.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tryin to be say hey willy mays

ain’t happenin fool

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they just called marlon anderson

a pinch hitting specialist

giggle

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

If this score holds, I’ve got some swag points comin’ my way.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's still early in the month.

I can make up ground in the standings. I won’t, but I can.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sixth run cost me ten points

A two-run bomb in the top of the ninth will give me ten back

by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This whole game cost me points.

Let’s just say I filled out my entry too soon after seeing the result of this afternoon’s game.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd like ESPN to have an open mic in the METS dugout

i think there would have to be a translator in there as well

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

there goes the specialist

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i thought ayala had a groin problem

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what were they chanting?

anyone?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think

Ether Yankees suck or Phillies suck. Anyone know for sure?

"Since we became accelerated readers, we never leave the house." - Los Campesinos

by Shomov on Sep 7, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know they both do.

Oh, you meant ‘know what the fans were chanting’.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thx

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thx

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope it wasn't "Yankees Suck!"

Because it’s pretty pathetic to shout it when you’re not playing the Yankees. True, but pathetic.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the yellow book girl is pretty fly

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good initiative

bad judgement

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Shane going to celebrate now?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A for effort schneid

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that guy looks like Lo Duca...(Dobbs)

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hits like him too

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

one positive thing that I've come to believe is that...

due to the heavy use of our bullpen, they’ve amassed some serious experience. perhaps this will work to our benefit in the post season (provided we make it)

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

isn't matt stairs like...

50?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was at today's game

It totally blew – there were a bunch of Philly fans chanting “Just like last year” over and over again. Argh! I think I now understand how Red Sox fans felt when they heard “1918” over and over again.

"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."

by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we're due

we’ll get ours

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope so.

This game (if it is a win, dammit) will make things a bit better. But damn.

"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."

by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we get our money's worth don't we?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon guys!

just end it!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Why do they hafta amp up the drama?

"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."

by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

those guys in the booth...

must make bank! they’ve got some slick suits

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey ayala

you mind not fucking us?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i saw two lucky dribblers

and an error

which part of those were ayala’s fault?

by gogomets on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't matter what the hits look like,

matters what the end result is.

see ya next time

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yikes

we won, so whatever

by gogomets on Sep 7, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Endy really need to leap for that?

Made me think he’d lost it for a second.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thinkin the same thing

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw c'mon!

Well at least there are two outs and only one on. They can end the damn thing now!!

"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."

by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did manuel get tossed earlier?

if so, why?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

which one?

:P

Charlie got tossed for arguing catcher’s interference.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanx. ;)

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Charlie did.

Argued a catcher’s interference call.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Charlie got tossed for arguing a catchers interference call int he 1st inning. Dub got a free base.

"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."

by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

god damned direct t.v.

don’t blink out on me now!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

mine did that too.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

god damned luis ayala

don’t crap out on me now!

"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."

by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SIT DOWN ROLLINS.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PITB!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Perfect timing, too.

The Shield is about to start

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

Rollins makes the last damn out! Time for go to bed!

"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."

by IanB in MD on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ayala alaya anyway you spell it!

2 games up, like this series never happened!

I.M. Forme

by itsmetsforme on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is just the icing on the cake

tom brady got hurt! yeah!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Sep 7, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That game...

was MUCH more fun than Friday’s.

by JoshNY on Sep 8, 2008 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like it was much more fun than this afternoon's, too

Nice to get out to the ballpark but boy that was a boring game to watch.

'Catsmeat!' he cried. 'I see it all. It was that chump, Catsmeat.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 8, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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