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Open Thread - Game 143: Mets vs Phillies

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Philadelphia Phillies @ New York Mets


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Johan Santana 12-7 29 29 2 1 0 0 196.0 174 67 59 22 51 169 2.71 1.15
W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Cole Hamels 12-8 29 29 2 2 0 0 203.0 164 77 68 24 46 174 3.01 1.03

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Please stop talking about Football……I’m already bored with it.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:05 PM EDT   0 recs

Let me impart a lesson upon you:

Never, ever rely on a man who calls himself “Chad Ocho Cinco” when money is on the line.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i concur w/your assesment pingel

they were even slobbering on football during the thick of baseball season. i’ve had enough of it already as well.

hey, do the METS know it’s September?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Of course they know.

It’s fantasy football time. Fucking Bengals. I should have known better.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:21 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

oh yeah! they do know!

‘cause they’re blowing it!

what the fuck? 0-1 in the first?!

prepare to see the expletives fly in this post!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

here we go again

come on Santana this is where you earn your money

Save America. Impeach Bush

by elifriedman on Sep 7, 2008 8:20 PM EDT   0 recs

one thing i'm happy to see

P. Burrell has become a nothing man in the last 6 weeks. that guy can’t hit shit

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:24 PM EDT   0 recs

this ain't the stretch?

when the hell does the stretch officially begin?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It is, but it's the last game vs. Philly.

Seems unusual to not be playing them during the last 3 weeks.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hmmm

week one of sept.

close enough for me brother

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

one football comment.

i love it. Tom Brady is injured. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:24 PM EDT   0 recs

it's game 3 against our most hated rivals...

it’s sunday night,

a night game,

where the hell are all of the bloggers?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT   0 recs

and reyes...

it’s about time you pulled your head out of your a$$

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:27 PM EDT   0 recs

I went to go get Taco Bell

Proud sponsor of Sunday Night Baseball.

and I see we’re already down 0-1.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:30 PM EDT   0 recs

Which is more painful:

Taco Bell, or getting swept by the Phillies at home in September again?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

eating taco bell while getting swept by the phils

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Churchy!

Come on D-Wright!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:31 PM EDT   0 recs

I smell an ejection....

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:32 PM EDT   0 recs

I think Manuel might eat him.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I love when I'm right.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

YET.

….Yet.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

what happened?

i’m blind here

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Catcher's Interference.

Charlie didn’t like it.

Bye bye Charlie.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

YES!

Clutchtron!!!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:34 PM EDT   0 recs

Oh please.

Please let it be another ejection.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT   0 recs

homer?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT   0 recs

Double to left.

Run scores, second and third

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

thanks man

CMON METS! STICK IT IN THEIR ASS!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Darn the luck.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

DELLLLLGOT-IT

Two Run single.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:38 PM EDT   0 recs

FUCKIN A SON!

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:38 PM EDT   0 recs

LOU:

Are you at work? Or do you not get espn?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:39 PM EDT   0 recs

brother man, i'm at the hizz-erk! (work)

Get off in an hour. 20 minute ride home. then i’ll be wakin up the neighbors w/my noise.

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

+2

the other malcontents.

protecting america is 2nd to being a METS fan.

that’s the DHS way.

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, that makes me feel reeeaal safe

about that flight I’ve got at the end of the month. On the other hand, wearing my Mets cap may just get me through security unharmed. For once.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

let me hook you up for future air travel. all you need to do is...

PROVIDE ME WITH:

your full name
address
home and work phone numbers
soc. sec. number
next of kin full name, address, home and work numbers, their soc. sec. numbers…

and you’ll be set for the rest of your life

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey, did you guys know that Tatis built a church back in the DR?

It’s becoming the new “He hit 2 grand slams in one inning”

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT   0 recs

It really just is.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice hustle Tatis.

Almost a great double play by Rollins.

Almost

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT   0 recs

long live the Carloses

Save America. Impeach Bush

by elifriedman on Sep 7, 2008 8:42 PM EDT   0 recs

I'm eating the Volcano Taco.

If I randomly stop talking, please know that I am dead.

Or in the bathroom.

Dying.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

I can.

But I hate myself too much to go get it.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i'm just to lazy

bobbyV see above

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

No offense, Lou

but this being the internet, I’m half-convinced you’d steal mine and my next of kin’s identities. Why would you need all of that info? My work #?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL!

man, i wouldn’t want you to give me that info.

it was a damn joke. LOL! you’re a riot man.

one recommendation. don’t put your social on anything that you don’t have to.

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, I know that.

Heard enough horror stories to know you never really finish dealing with ID theft. Got a friend still occasionally dealing with collection agencies 7 years after the fact.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yep

you gotta check your credit report at least twice a year. not just for i.d. theft but for collection agencies screwing you over as well.

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I thought eating Taco Bell was a sign you hated yourself.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It's the first of many signs.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

What are they chanting?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:48 PM EDT   0 recs

Johan better be pitching striaight up flame throwers and junk w/this lead

go after the punks and get this game over with

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:54 PM EDT   0 recs

Remember....

When they got Feliz for his defense.

I guess they didn’t watch any Giants games…

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:55 PM EDT   0 recs

Reyes

Looks fucking terrible at the plate.

What….the hell is going on?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:56 PM EDT   0 recs

i heard he had a volcano taco in between the double header

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 8:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

haha

He must hate himself too.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Have you ever had to use the bathroom really bad?

It might help him run EVEN FASTER.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh boy.

first and second.

One out.

Come on Churchy!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:57 PM EDT   0 recs

Yes!!!

Infield single! Bases loaded for D-Dubs.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 8:59 PM EDT   0 recs

Ohhhh boy.

Bases loaded.

Come on D-Wright. Put this out of their reach….

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 8:59 PM EDT   0 recs

Fuck.

C’mon, guys. We can’t not score here.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 9:02 PM EDT   0 recs

...and we didn't.

Motherfucker Iced Tea.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 9:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Holy Fuck

Are you kidding me?

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:02 PM EDT   0 recs

anybody think DW should be MVP now

he’s hitting worse in the clutch than A-Rod, but still gets props. IT’s wonderful being a white guy playing in NY

Save America. Impeach Bush

by elifriedman on Sep 7, 2008 9:04 PM EDT   0 recs

did someone say A-Rod?

" I don't read the script. The script reads me."

by LOUtheMETSfan on Sep 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Actually

I believe that if the Mets win the division and Wright finishes in the top two in the league in RBI and doesn’t win the MVP, it will confirm an anti-NY bias in the voting.

by Simons on Sep 7, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

WOW

He made Werth look flat out retarded mentally handicapped on that swing.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:08 PM EDT   0 recs

UUUUUGH

I HATE RYAN HOWARD.

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:08 PM EDT   0 recs

Well, I was half-done typing, "Looks like Johan's settled down"

But then Howard had to go and fuck that up for me.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 7, 2008 9:09 PM EDT   0 recs

OH MY GODDDDD

MOOOONSHOT!!!

DELGADO!!!!

"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart

by pingel on Sep 7, 2008 9:13 PM EDT   0 recs