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LETS GET MANNY!!!!!

WHY DO THE WILPONS DO THIS TO US. WHY WHY WHY???? THEY GO TO THE RICH NEIGHBORHOOD BUT NEVER BUY THE MANSION ON THE BIG BLOCK THEY BUY THAT CONDO AROUND THE CORNER FROM THE MANSION. MANNY RAMIREZ WOULD BE A PERFECT FIT FOR THE METS.  HAS ANYONE NOTICED FOR A GUY THAT QUIT ON THE RED SOX HE DID HAVE A 300 AVG AND 400 OBP WHEN HE QUIT ON THEM WITH 60 RBIS AND 20 HOMERS. HELLO HELLO MR WILPON IF ALL 9 OF THE GUYS ON OUR TEAM DID THAT WE WOULD NOT BE SUFFERING NOW.. GIVE HIM 3 YEARS 75 MILL AND LETS GET HIM. I WATCH AND ANALYZE THIS TEAM 365 DAYS A YEAR. I THINK ALL METS FANS SEE OUR "JETER" DAVID WRIGHT PLAY TIGHT IN SEPTEMBER. REMEMBER THAT CUBS GAME SAC FLY BRINGS IN MURPHY.  HE PLAYS TIGHT BECAUSE ALL YEAR AFTER EVERY TOUGH LOSS HE IS THE ONE ANSWERING ALL THOSE TOUGH QUESTIONS. IF MANNY CAME IT WOULD BE LIKE A VACATION FOR HIM AND HE WOULD JUST LET HIS TALENT TAKE OVER.. THINK ABOUT A LINEUP WITH REYES, CHURCH, WRIGHT, MANNY, BELTRAN, DELGADO, CASTILLO, SCHIENDER AND PITCHER. R U TELLING ME THAT PUNK COLE HAMELS WOULD BE CALLING US CHOKE ARTISTS WITH MANNY IN THAT LINE UP. LAST TIME I CHECKED HAMELS WAS SCARED OF RAMIREZ AND THE ONLY TIME HE THROUGH TO MANNY HE HIT A SHOT THAT I THINK STILL DIDNT LAND. WILPONS PLEASE MAKE THE MOVE ....BUY THAT MANSION. WE DONT NEED A CONDO. PLEASE METS FANS LET ME KNOW WHERE U STAND.

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Ouch, my eyes

I think this post would be more appropriate at this site.

by James Kannengieser on Jan 16, 2009 12:05 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

And it looks like the Paperman didn't get the memo about ALL CAPS.

" Where I'm from, throwing up in your mouth is affectionately known as a mustard burp. "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jan 16, 2009 1:02 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

This is the worst thing ever.

by Eric Simon on Jan 16, 2009 9:11 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

HELLO HELLO MR WILPON

yeah it is but i still got a hearty chuckle out of it

by kendynamo on Jan 16, 2009 1:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I warned ya'

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Jan 16, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't even read this.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jan 16, 2009 10:07 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Is this a Magic Eye type thing?

I’m hoping that if I stare at the screen long enough it will make sense.

Or at least I’ll see a sailboat.

by Reg Dunlop on Jan 16, 2009 10:32 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

You dumb bastard!

It’s not a schooner…It’s a sailboat!

by Reg Dunlop on Jan 16, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You know what? There's no Easter bunny.

Over there? That’s just a GUY in a SUIT!

by JoshNY on Jan 16, 2009 3:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This is so bad

that I had to change one of the tags from “lets get mannu” to “lets get manny”. Mannu Ramirez, now that’s a ballplayer.

by Eric Simon on Jan 16, 2009 11:13 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps it can be deleted?

(That’s a hint, paperman.)

I’ll dare to dream.

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Jan 16, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe

he also wanted the Mets to acquire Manu Ginobli?

by cjmulrain on Jan 16, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps he wants Manu-Manu the Slender?

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jan 16, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

mannu is a chump

compared to teemu timp

by kendynamo on Jan 16, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It was "Tuuu Timp"

Further, AmazinAvenue is the only site that comes up when you search Google for the phrase “Tuuu Timp”.

by JoshNY on Jan 16, 2009 3:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well look on the bright side paperman

We Mets fans did indeed let “you know where we stand” on your wonderful post.

by Endys Game on Jan 16, 2009 4:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Maybe this can be the first in a weekly post by paperman

called “Let Me Know Where U Stand!”

On second thought, no, that is a bad idea.

by James Kannengieser on Jan 16, 2009 4:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i dunno

this gets funnier and funnier every time i read it. i’ll be perfectly honest, i often find myself wondering what paperman’s thought are on many other mets related topics.

by kendynamo on Jan 16, 2009 5:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

it ceased to be that funny when he called David Wright “Our Jeter”

by Endys Game on Jan 16, 2009 5:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

true

thats pretty effed up

by kendynamo on Jan 16, 2009 6:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

please

don’t encourage him.

by Endys Game on Jan 16, 2009 5:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

SOME STYLE TIPS

I LIKE YOUR WRITING AND YOU HAVE BRILLIANT INSIGHTS BUT PLEASE COULD YOU USE LESS PUNCTUATION IT MAKES YOUR WRITING WAY TOO EASY TO FOLLOW

by anonymous on Jan 16, 2009 5:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Funniest thing I read all day. After the original post, I mean.

by Eric Simon on Jan 17, 2009 12:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

amazing

It really does get funnier every time you read it.

For someone who explicitly requests feedback, this guy is now nowhere to be found. Which is pretty disappointing.

Also:
I WATCH AND ANALYZE THIS TEAM 365 DAYS A YEAR.

Your diligent analysis has certainly paid off.

by Durelo on Jan 17, 2009 4:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Just curious

Who is that representing your avatar?

" PLEASE! CHANGE THE PATCH! "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jan 17, 2009 5:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

sorry

Pretty much totally random; it’s Joe Strummer.

I couldn’t decide between Strummer and Roberto Clemente. I went with the more recognizable, less nerdy-baseball-fanboy of the two.

by Durelo on Jan 18, 2009 3:41 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Whoo yeah BUY THAT MANSION!!!
Best post ever.
Mallrats references were appreciated though

by Ohpityme on Jan 24, 2009 5:44 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

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