Name That Mets Pitcher

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couldn't be
where’s his bong?
'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jan 26, 2009 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Anna Benson's husband?
Pretty revealing photos when you type Kris Benson into Google images.
" PLEASE! CHANGE THE PATCH! "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jan 26, 2009 11:29 AM EST reply actions
couldnt be
"You know I am only teasing. I love you gals out there -- always have." - Keith Hernandez
Good lord he looks a lot like Billy Mays

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jan 26, 2009 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
better than looking like the sham-wow guy i guess
HELLO HELLO MR WILPON. WE WANT THE MANSION NOT THE CONDO.
The Sham-Wow dude looks like an alien.
'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jan 26, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
they both suck
And get the mute, or in the sham-wow guy’s case, a complete channel change!
Who's world is it? It's yours.
Sham-wow guy and his new product. (His name is Vince Offer)
In all seriousness, this is what he says when he’s promoting his new product (some kind of chopping mechanism – Slap Chop)
“…Watch this. You’re gonna love my nuts.” If you want to hear him say it, click on the link:
https://www.slapchop.com/ver3/index.asp
I kid, you not. He says this.
" PLEASE! CHANGE THE PATCH! "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Jan 26, 2009 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Funny, whenever I say that, I have to outrun the police.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Jan 26, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
depressing
Dude was crazy good in 1995 between AA/AAA. Just pulled him up on BR – 194/44 K/BB in 186 IP. Blech.
I’m assuming he had a normal-sized workload in college, otherwise I’d posit those 186 innings played a substantial role in, um, killing his right arm.
I have a foul ball
from the first batter he faced in his first major league win. At the time I thought that was signifigant.
my dad and I went to his ML debut
we figured in 20 years it’d be as important as having been at Seavers debut. He got lit up. That was pretty much the highlight of his Mets career…
Doug Sisk
about to throw his “heavy” sinker.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
jeff d'amico?
"You know I am only teasing. I love you gals out there -- always have." - Keith Hernandez
the guy on base looks like a Brewer
so it has to be post-‘97. Unless I’m misinterpreting the completely blurry uniform.
That might be one of the old Astro uniforms.
"When the little children start to speak they once said 'Mama' and 'Papa', but with the fans we got they say the first thing, 'Metsie, Metsie, Metsie'." - Casey Stengel
































