Steve Phillips Suspended from Baseball Tonight Due to Affair

Not sure how to feel about this one. On the one hand, it's never good to see a family torn apart. On the other hand...it's Steve Phillips, a total douchebag. And he doesn't poison any more baseball broadcasts with his inane rhetoric.

over 2 years ago squid92 32 comments 0 recs |

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maybe he should hold a press conference with himself

and explain the situation to all his fans.

Lets hope that when gut check time comes again the Mets will pass it with flying colors.

by kendynamo on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 AM EDT reply actions

was it with Shane Victorino?

or maybe Nate McLouth?

"[The Giants] beat us down. We were beat by a grown-man team, a team we want to be like one day. They came in here and took it to us. Out-manned us, out-gunned us. ... It wasn't even close." - Raheem Morris, 9/27/09

by cjmulrain on Oct 21, 2009 11:07 AM EDT reply actions

It definitely wasn't Carlos Beltran

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Oct 21, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions

Schadenfreudelicious

The man cannot keep it in his pants.

by SuperT on Oct 21, 2009 11:10 AM EDT reply actions

Yeah, in retrospect

I know how I feel….
HAHAHAHAHAHA

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Oct 21, 2009 11:12 AM EDT reply actions

A pity that ESPN cancelled Steve's online chat for today.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Oct 21, 2009 11:33 AM EDT reply actions

The Phillies are almost to the World Series and Steve Phillips still gets laid.

Two pieces of evidence for an insane God.

by pologroundling on Oct 21, 2009 11:47 AM EDT reply actions

The Mayans may be a bit late on their end of the world estimate.

"We're just as bad as the old Mets, but this time nobody's laughing"
-Dallas Green

by Stephen Schmidt on Oct 21, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions

reposted the earlier thread...

Assuming that ESPN cans Phillips for his latest freakish behavior, should we all chip into pay for other attractive ESPN staffers who will get it on with John Kruk? And Joe Morgan? And Rick Sutcliffe? And Eric Young…?

by JE on Oct 21, 2009 1:15 PM EDT reply actions

dont think theres enough money to get chicks to go after john kruk

i mean you have to pay by the pound i assume.

by KeithsMoustache on Oct 21, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions

Actually, he's their bitch.

Beer is good! And stuff!

by R_Adragna on Oct 21, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions

No, it's totally cool

eventually you get used to the spears, trust me, you’ll love it.

by Sokojoe on Oct 21, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions

And pay down a portion of the national debt, no doubt.

by JE on Oct 21, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions

chris berman does girls with just a hawaiin shirt on

oh the images

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Oct 21, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Ahh my eyes

The goggles! They do nothing!

If there's ever a riot at Citi Field and Oliver Perez was the starter, I started the riot.

by meigs1414 on Oct 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions

Apparently, you don't actually have to go the extra mile to pay for ATTRACTIVE staffers

by JoshNY on Oct 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions

Steve Phillips

Taste in ballplayers = taste in women

by Bieser's Balk on Oct 21, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions

I would love

A video montage similar to the ridiculous one Phillips did about Beltran not being the “perfect player” with a few random misplays of Beltran’s.

Narrator: The problem with Steve Phillips is, for the amount of kids he has, he’s not the perfect father. He makes too many mistakes. Here, you see him with an ex-employee of the Mets. This video, from last year, shows him with an ESPN production assistant.

by Bieser's Balk on Oct 21, 2009 1:18 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs