That was a car wreck, and I just couldn’t look away.

jesus, this woman is moronic

for the record, I think it would’ve been better if it had been handwritten. or, like, pasted together from magazine cutouts ransom-note-style.

gotta say I feel really bad for the wife. That’s gotta be a pretty awful way to find out about something like this.

did not want to know where Steve Phillips’ birthmarks are

I can proudly brag about how better my life is despite some things not going the way I wanted to.