AAOP: Just get Pujols

by kingcritical on Nov 17, 2009 9:07 PM EST Comment 29 comments

Just get Pujols. And Utley, Mauer, Crawford, Holliday, Halladay, and Lincecum. And Cliff Lee.

Just get them, and then we can win the World Series!

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And get rid of anyone who's bad.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Nov 17, 2009 9:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Makes sense.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Nov 17, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

You know this is late, right?

by BobbyV_Incognito on Nov 17, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

who cares?

this is the best plan i’ve ever read… im pretty sure he isn’t worried if it’s late or not… you dead-line whore!

by RIPShea on Nov 17, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

The WAR numbers do not add up

Not a winner.

by Scent of a Woman on Nov 18, 2009 12:13 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Also known as the Yankees 2009 Plan

I like it

"[The Giants] beat us down. We were beat by a grown-man team, a team we want to be like one day. They came in here and took it to us. Out-manned us, out-gunned us. ... It wasn't even close." - Raheem Morris, 9/27/09

by cjmulrain on Nov 18, 2009 1:32 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Not good enough. You need Greinke to be your #5 starter, and there are holes in SS, 3B and CF.

by Michkin on Nov 18, 2009 6:33 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

I propose eckstein, feliz and mclouth

"We must win and we must know how to win rather than win because we have statistical people."

by Evan_S on Nov 18, 2009 7:15 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I think it's because we already have those guys on the team.

by boom_roasted on Nov 18, 2009 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

But where's the grission?

Ya gotta have grission…

Oh, the butcher and the baker and the people on the street: wheredotheygo?!?!?

by CharlieH on Nov 18, 2009 12:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

we'll just spray their jerseys down with dirt before each game

although we’d have to be careful not to get caught using GES (grission enhancing substances). Although i suppose suspensions are gritty too…

by KeithsMoustache on Nov 18, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Like getting splashed in the face with a beer by a Cubs fan?

If there's ever a riot at Citi Field and Oliver Perez was the starter, I started the riot.

by meigs1414 on Nov 18, 2009 1:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

again, a fan was nice enough to donate his beer to victorino because he thought he looked thirsty

if victorino really deserved that gold glove he would have caught it and then had a nice beverage to enjoy as he played. Instead he got all pissed off at the kind gesture.. .what a jerk.

by KeithsMoustache on Nov 18, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Light beer makes real men angry. Victorino angry.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Nov 18, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

but by that you suggest Victorino is a real man

and not a whiny little girl disguised as a baseball player

by KeithsMoustache on Nov 18, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Amended: Light beer makes grissiony men angry.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Nov 18, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

thats better

by KeithsMoustache on Nov 18, 2009 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

sign Eckstein to replace Cora

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Nov 18, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

If we had all these guys we'd still lose

They would trust each other too much to do well, then they’d slack off.

Gas prices today are a lot like a pitcher's ERA. Anything under 3 is amazing, under 4 is pretty good and anything 5 and up is something you want to avoid.

by Bobby Baseball on Nov 18, 2009 5:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

They'd be so good, they'd get bored, sometimes...

Oh, the butcher and the baker and the people on the street: wheredotheygo?!?!?

by CharlieH on Nov 18, 2009 6:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

the cahmpagne would be too sweet

and they wouldn’t win after clinching the division because of it

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Nov 18, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Nov 19, 2009 9:13 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

It would take

the rights to the Buffalo Bisons AND Binghamton Mets, plus Wright, Beltran and K-Rod.

Oh, the butcher and the baker and the people on the street: wheredotheygo?!?!?

by CharlieH on Nov 19, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Heh, I was thinking that too; it'd take the rights to the entire New York Mets franchise.

But, then I thought: Do the Cardinals really want the Mets right now?

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Nov 19, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I would say then when he was still at short-stop

He was on Pujol’s level, and not only did they trade him they still payed part of his contract.

by Gina on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs

i want more

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by samdaman on Nov 20, 2009 6:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs