A rant by Paul Lukas, a Mets fan, of Uniwatchblog about the Wilpons and their disfunctoinality, especially concerning the recent "retro" uniforms. He concludes "And so, Fred and Jeff, in the spirit of the holiday season, I send you the following Thanksgiving wishes: I hope you gag on your turkey, spill cranberry sauce on your suits, and get gravy stains on your ties. I hope your wine is corked, your mashed potatoes lumpy, and your pumpkin pie spoiled. I hope your staff quits at the last moment and spends the day peppering you with crank calls from "me, your old pal Bernie Madoff, don’t you remember?" Then I hope you get the runs afterward. The two of you deserve nothing less."