Bronx to name new bridge after Derek Jeter

I think Queens should counter by naming its new sewage plant after Luis Castillo

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Sewage Plant .....

that’s f-ing hilarious….

+ a trillion

by fxcarden on Nov 4, 2009 7:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

+ 2 trillion

That’s epic!

We should also name our row of ghetto auto repair garages after Elmer Dessens!

Beer is good! And stuff!

by R_Adragna on Nov 4, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Eh, as much as it sounds stupid, the Bronx is synonymous with the Yankees, and the Yankees are synonymous with Jeter

I support Elmer Dessens Auto Repair Row, though.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!"

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Nov 4, 2009 9:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I thought this was gonna be an Onion article link or something

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Nov 4, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I'm all for it

as long as the bridge is only half-built.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Nov 5, 2009 12:37 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

And that half consists of Bronxites driving off the bridge, yes?

Beer is good! And stuff!

by R_Adragna on Nov 5, 2009 12:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

That's a bingo.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Nov 5, 2009 6:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I played cards with a couple NYS Senate employees tonight

Their take on it was that Ruben Diaz is generally full of shit so you have to factor that in whenever he says anything.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Nov 5, 2009 12:48 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Barf

How many NY ~~girls~~ skanks do you know ready to make “I’m riding the Jeter” jokes when they’re on the bridge?

Barf again

by James Kannengieser on Nov 5, 2009 12:50 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

wow, a whole 512 feet, and over the Metro North tracks!

Given how that post starts, I can honestly say, the only thing that can redeem Jeter in my eyes is if he pulls a Brett Favre and goes all prima donna on the Yankees, and eventually ends up in a Red Sox uniform.

Somehow, a chain of events unfolded that put Steve Phillips in a professional broadcast booth Sunday night so he could rip Carlos Beltran. Try to explain that in any other terms.

by Greenpoint Ian on Nov 5, 2009 12:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

that would be supremely awesome

that would redeem everything that has happened in baseball since 1996

"[The Giants] beat us down. We were beat by a grown-man team, a team we want to be like one day. They came in here and took it to us. Out-manned us, out-gunned us. ... It wasn't even close." - Raheem Morris, 9/27/09

by cjmulrain on Nov 5, 2009 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs