Jason Bay reportedly has a mystery team bidding on him. But beyond the Mets, who remain keenly interested and in touch with his agent Joe Urbon, nearly all of Bay's market is remains mystery at this point." Jon Heyman, SI.com, 12/17/09
Jason Bay's Mystery Team
Who could be Jason Bay's Mystery Team
Club Incognito to shatter Mets' dream
Is it Seattle, the misers of old
Who spend now like they've turned their coffee to gold
Sources say no, for Mariner love
Is restricted to those who excel with the glove
(Late update! Seattle must not have wanted Bay badly
Considering they just traded for Milton Bradley)
Or could it be Boston? Well, here's something funny
John Lackey now has all of Bay's would-be money
And if Angels want slugger whose defense is bad
They can go much cheaper, and just re-sign Vlad
And though Giants' offense needs Bay's bat and more
Their winter shopping seems limited to the Dollar Store
And while Bay would make Braves a more fearsome foe
All their Bay money is tied up in Derek Lowe
So who could it be? We've covered the ain'ts
The Toledo Mud Hens? The New Orleans Saints?
I'm guessing the guy who could actually tell you
Has a nice Brooklyn Bridge he'd be willing to sell you




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