Jason Bay reportedly has a mystery team bidding on him. But beyond the Mets, who remain keenly interested and in touch with his agent Joe Urbon, nearly all of Bay's market is remains mystery at this point." Jon Heyman, SI.com, 12/17/09

Jason Bay's Mystery Team

Who could be Jason Bay's Mystery Team

Club Incognito to shatter Mets' dream

Is it Seattle, the misers of old

Who spend now like they've turned their coffee to gold

Sources say no, for Mariner love

Is restricted to those who excel with the glove

(Late update! Seattle must not have wanted Bay badly

Considering they just traded for Milton Bradley)

Or could it be Boston? Well, here's something funny

John Lackey now has all of Bay's would-be money

And if Angels want slugger whose defense is bad

They can go much cheaper, and just re-sign Vlad

And though Giants' offense needs Bay's bat and more

Their winter shopping seems limited to the Dollar Store

And while Bay would make Braves a more fearsome foe

All their Bay money is tied up in Derek Lowe

So who could it be? We've covered the ain'ts

The Toledo Mud Hens? The New Orleans Saints?

I'm guessing the guy who could actually tell you

Has a nice Brooklyn Bridge he'd be willing to sell you