Livan's strategy for 09 - Hope the ump blows more calls.
H/t to Catsmeat for the inspiration
about 3 years ago
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A thing of beauty
'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Mar 27, 2009 1:28 PM EDT reply actions
This is absolutely splendid.
I love the air of contentment on his face. He’s so serious and pleased with his sandwich. SB Nation should have an annual awards shoe of best post(s). This one would surely garner a few awards.
Well done sir!
" (Stewie) Wait a minute. Germany is building WMD's? Then, why doesn't America go in there and kick their a$$e$? (Brian) I don't know. Maybe it's because they don't have any oil? (Stewie) Ohhhhhhh. Clap, clap, clap, clap, claaaaap. "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Mar 27, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions
Wow. Tom Glavine could have used some of those calls
and sandwiches.
"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton
In my defense, a burger is a sandwich.
"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton
Yeah buddy!
A burger is a sandwich! (Rated PG-13)
" (Stewie) Wait a minute. Germany is building WMD's? Then, why doesn't America go in there and kick their a$$e$? (Brian) I don't know. Maybe it's because they don't have any oil? (Stewie) Ohhhhhhh. Clap, clap, clap, clap, claaaaap. "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Mar 28, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps if the burgwich was to scale...
" (Stewie) Wait a minute. Germany is building WMD's? Then, why doesn't America go in there and kick their a$$e$? (Brian) I don't know. Maybe it's because they don't have any oil? (Stewie) Ohhhhhhh. Clap, clap, clap, clap, claaaaap. "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Mar 28, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
You know what kind of topping goes well with a burgwich?
Mayostard. Or, if you prefer, some Mustardayonnaise. Of course, some people have to be obstinate, and prefer Mustmayostarayonnaise.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Mar 28, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Choking, tears streaming, chortling - laugh.
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Man it feels good to laugh again. Can always depend on B-V. If I wouldn’t have had to pay $160 for a damned DirectTV stand, I’d buy you a better interweb connection!
" Your suffering will be legendary. Even in hell. "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Mar 28, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no idea where the hell you guys come up with this stuff
but am I glad you do! I’ve never seen nor heard of any of this. Oh man! Classic!
" Your suffering will be legendary. Even in hell. "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Mar 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That 'one sketch leads to another' thing
is what really loved about Mr. Show. But they’re all still funny on their own. Just like this one.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Mar 29, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
oh hell yeah
caution, mayostard may expire beore mustardayonnaise.
excellent call BVI
HELLO HELLO MR WILPON. WE WANT THE MANSION NOT THE CONDO.
LOL, Lou
Virtually every dictionary defines a burger as a type of sandwich. (Although Lou’s video is much more interesting.)
"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton
I find that...
…the majority of the good stuff I find is usually by accident. (I’m sure CPP is thinking: “Lou, what good stuff?”)
Glad you enjoyed.
" Your suffering will be legendary. Even in hell. "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Mar 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I also note
those burgers appear to form almost a #2 on the chart. Not sure what it means but it is there.
'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Mar 27, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Livan needs to see this chart
He’s more likely to listen to the burger than any pitching coach.
'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Mar 27, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Needs more jamon.
When I think of Livan, I picture a fistfuls-of-meat guy. Bread is for senoras.
/First-time, long-time
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Mar 27, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
Welcome aboard!
"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton
What does
Mo Vaughn have to say about that?
"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."
"More, please."
'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Mar 27, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions


































