'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

HELLO HELLO MR WILPON. WE WANT THE MANSION NOT THE CONDO.