Happy Birthday Carlos Beltran
The machine called Voltron was created 32 years ago today.
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That is one ca-raaazy robot
Let’s make it a good birthday, Carlos B!
'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 24, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
And. I'll. Form...
THE HEEAAADDD!!!!!
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
32 years
and approx. 9 mos.
Unless, like Athena, he sprung forth from Zeus’s thigh fully-formed. Which is no stretch in his case, I suppose.
true story
Carlos Beltran is immortal. He comes back to Earth every 30 years or so to play ball. He used to be known as Roberto Clemente.

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