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New York Mets at Cincinnati Reds, Apr 8, 2009 7:10 PM EDT



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New York Mets
@ Cincinnati Reds

Wednesday, Apr 8, 2009, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Mike Pelfrey vs Edinson Volquez

Partly cloudy. Game time temperature around 55.

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Someone other than Johan Santana is starting for the Mets so, you know, *gulp*.

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Let's go Mets!

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

There are other starting pitchers on this team?

Crap. I hadn’t even thought about that.

Let’s go Mets!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoo-Hoo! Go O's!

I have free tickets to tonight’s O’s game. Should be fun on a bun. Get to see my main man Melvin Mora from a seat on the 1st base line! Gonna be cold but whatever because it’s a baseball game!

"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."

by IanB in MD on Apr 8, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

The Bravos are putting the hurt on the Fillies once again.

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Javier "Fips don't lie" Vazquez

had a meh opening start for the braves.

by Sokojoe on Apr 8, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet

I’m in the house for this one, despite the midnight start (UK time). Disappointingly my mum’s computer won’t run Flash so I can’t watch, but I will be listening to the Fan online…

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I

can’t watch either….damn slow work computers. I will be listining and following on game day, BTW this is my first game thread post!!

LETS GO METS!!

by EMSfan9 on Apr 8, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm jumping ship

from the “can’t watch it” club. I just fixed my mum’s laptop and now I have mlb.tv!

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey eric

just got the video game you sent, by the way. thanks for that!

When asked why I was a Mets fan, I responded, "pain is my lifeblood."

by wrightHOF on Apr 8, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh I'm missing another game that airs in Nashville

go big pelfz0r!!11

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome back my friends

To the show that never ends
We’re so glad you could attend
Come inside, Come inside!

Whoot! First METS game I get to see tonight on 52" of delicious HDTV!

Yessir!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone been watching either the Braves or the Marlins?

Sheesh! They can put up some offense.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

This little nugget from Rotowire / NYDN

After shagging balls in the outfield on Tuesday, Sheffield said that he does not believe he is ready to play in the field yet, according to the New York Daily News.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Sheff, in other news...

… it turns out the Pope is indeed Catholic!

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

chuckle

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

Braves were up 10-3 against Phils, now it’s 10-8. Three straight bases loaded walks. WTF?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

ARGH!!! 10-10

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

11-10...Phools

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

maybe both teams will use all their pitchers in a marathon game so that they’ll all be out until july. wouldn’t mind that.

When asked why I was a Mets fan, I responded, "pain is my lifeblood."

by wrightHOF on Apr 8, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

peter

moylan didnt do his ERA any favors. One of my favorite parts of beginning a new season is watching a guy work off an infinity ERA.

by HotChipWillBreakYourLegs on Apr 8, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves bullpen of ’09 will likely become like ours last year. You watch!

I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!

by R_Adragna on Apr 8, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Diaz

owns Brad Lidge. Not many people can claim 2HR in 3AB!

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Small Sample Size Syndrome is in play, of course…

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did...

the Mets give up 8 runs to blow a seven-run lead in one inning last year? I know we came close but I’m not positive we did.

by EMSfan9 on Apr 8, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve got DTV’s extra innings package and can’t watch the game and I live in D.C. Can anyone f’n explain this?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Blame Flo Rida

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha.! you f'er, i'm not in the mood to laugh but you made me laugh.

Man, I’m gonna start chucking $hit in a minute!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

Blame Flo Rida will be an ongoing theme.

by HotChipWillBreakYourLegs on Apr 8, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea

Though I am thoroughly pissed about missing the first hour of Saturday’s game.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

None of the games are showing right now, so I don't know if I'm just blocked from the pre-game or the games

If I can’t watch the games DirectTV is going to feel the wrath of LOU!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had about a minute

of the FSN guys a few minutes ago on mlb.tv but now nothing….

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

There it is! Had to reset the satellite. F'n technology!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

It's after working hours, where the hell is everyone?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably second-game syndrome

After the buildup and anticipation for Opening Day, the second game always seems dull. And the fact that it comes two days after the opener doesn’t help. It seems like there are always 20,000 people or fewer for the second game at Shea.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone tell me why MLB network can't broadcast the 1st hour of

the saturday Met game? I get that Fox has exclusive rights during that time but isn’t it counterproductive to have a MLB game not be televised? Its not 1950!!!!

by Major on Apr 8, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know brother,

But I just checked “The Network’s” web site and it states they will be doing Thursday night games. Earlier they said they would be doing a Saturday night game. Wonder when that changed?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

good f'n point

because Bud Selig is a dick

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright

Someone else is a Bud hater here! Sweet!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

See MLBn's t.v. schedule

here

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Full belly of ham and a baked potato

I’m primed!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Get ready to take it to the max

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had some lamb...

… and a glass of port. I am ready to take it to the max. Yeehah here comes coverage.

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh. A worldy individual.

I had a nice ’09 Motts apple juice

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um no one in Ohio is at the game

the stands, they’s empty!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

what, is there a pig beauty contest tonight in cinci?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh it's wet

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

FSTennessee has terrible graphics and audio

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah i don't know whether to be annoyed or thankful

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heads up

Most things in Tennessee are terrible. 18 years of experience has helped me understand that

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm the only one

who hasn’t spent money to watch Mets games this year?

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

me neither

unless you count 700 bucks in LA and Houston to see them

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

me neither

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't

I get SNY.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

That was a good catch

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

too bad keppinger wasn't starting

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

How did we let him go?

Such a talent.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn Spider Man!

hella catch

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez if I ever need to go into witness protection

i’m going to request cinci

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd suggest Boise, Idaho

“Ahem” not that I’d know anything, “ahem”

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make sure

you wear a “Witness Protection Program” t-shirt and cap, a la Homer

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that the

good Alex Gonzalez or evil Alex Gonzalez??

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Good AB by Reyes

the lineup seems more patient so far

by Major on Apr 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Surely that hair style must be hell to keep up with

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

both I bet

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volquez

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

was just thinking that

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

although I did like

the shot of Reyes wearing an MLB sanctioned Doo-rag. I didn’t know they made those

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Murphy lose some weight since last year?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

he tried to inject roids

but the needles just bent on his superstrong skin

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, and he also kills two stones with one bird

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I CAN HAS IRISH HAMMER?

reds announcers accusing Hamma of stealing signs

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

damn you beat me

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

looking back at the catcher before the pitch

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

dennis the menace

stealing signs

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

the tim mccarver-sounding bastard

says that murphy has a ‘glint in his eye’

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moneyballin'

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Ho Hum

another great patient at-bat by Daniel Murphy

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I still have yet to see Sheffield in the uniform.

Just curious to see him on the bench smiling fuming

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Reply to the dudes above who havent bought shit

do you all have SNY?
also, I guess comcast and mlb are giving away games early in the season, because its on. Or else we’ve got their package and I didn’t know about it.

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah the MLB extra innings is on a free thing til weekend

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

DELGONO!!!

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

D-GOT-IT!!!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOHOOO

I APOLOGIZE YOU STILL ARE GOOD CARLOS

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I called that in my living room by the way

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

giggle

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

no really

i just didn’t want to show off. Beltran will now hit. and steal second.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take that!

Volquez, you have been Delgadowned

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe that was a 3 wood

Did you hear that ball come off the bat?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

yea, awesome

I own Volquez in the AA league

but screw him

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm very familiar with that dilemma

Cheering for the Mets and then cheering for my fantasy team.

I must admit, my all mostly Mets squad is doing well.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beltran hit that too hard AGAIN

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, humidity must be high

Volquez is sweatin

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Murphy must be stealing signs for everyone

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

These Cincy announcers

are awful! The advert for the berry ice cream was painful.

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

No

They it is just the most depressing city overall

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

not for long

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!!!

As a long-suffering Knicks fan, I pray to God they get him.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But he knows the Nets don’t have the money to sign him. Most people take LeBron’s mingling with him to mean that he’s thinking about the Knicks.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nooo.

It’s all Nets, my friend.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

lebron never gets called for fouls

i read that today. i think he’s never fouled out of a game this year

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

heard the same report on ESPN

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

NBA= fixed

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN=pisses me off

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

the

McCarver/Brantley mix is killing me, man

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh dear

That’s like having constipation after a hemorrhoidectomy

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Crap

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Beltran caught....

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOW

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

not bloody likely

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad call, maybe

we’ll see after the break. (or if you have a dvr, you can save us the suspense…)

by Patrick Clark on Apr 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

hey guys

Pelf is coming

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

pelfz0r

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

right down the zone!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

he could use some lester hayes like stick'em

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

wow a thrown bat actually hit someone in the stands

color me amazed

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I love that

the announcer just implied Jerry Hairston Jr could carry a club single-handed!

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

he meant a golf club

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

give it right back delgado

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

His 'stache may have

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, Mex would have turned two

and there wasn’t even a baserunner

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

IDK about that

not a knock on Carlos but that’s a MUCH easier play for a lefty, especially one like Keith

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

strikes

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

STRIKES

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

let's go triple play

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

no dusty is about to call a double steal

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

the bases are almost clogged!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

triple play!!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

STRIKES

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Verducci is in Pelf's head

along with his tongue

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

ball has movement

but command seems way off so far

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

that "everybody clap your hands" sounds like it's from NY

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

this is where you need an out pitch

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

when he's on

he can just elavate. but that wasn’t elavated. that was a cock shot

by Patrick Clark on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol these Reds announcers are god awful

They said that because Pelf is “focused” on the hitter, the runners could “take a little extra” and swipe third. With a lefty hitter up. Even though that hitter is the 3 hitter in the lineup. Wow

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Votta catastrophe

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I just shit in my boxers

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Lead, we hardly knew ye.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

good mood gone too

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

sniff, sniff

I smell Derrick Lowe. Sigh…

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Why get Lowe when you can get Oliver Perez?

think man think.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it

That wasn’t a great pitch but he is incredibly strong and that was a great piece of hitting to go the other way with that pitch about 400 feet

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, does every pitch have to be in the heart of the plate?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

he has his grove on

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

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sdlkfjawpioej’dal;d;akf/.,N?.;:fn;sdkfn/asf

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

+ knf03gnivejw#$^&**(^%$@!$^TGGU

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

ijff34fewvf,mkdijdskd jde

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by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh oh oh

that’s gotta smart

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

triple shit

I sat Phillips in the same league!

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

fired!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gotta go soon

but forward this message to Pelfrey for me:
THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

well

he threw two and the got shwacked!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't think Pelfrey likes this ballpark

gave up 3 home runs here in a start last year. Of course few pitchers would be totally ok in this launching pad

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that Pelfrey?

What the hell???

The 2009 NY Mets: WE GOT K-ROD! OMG, Putz, too! Sign Lowe! Lowe's a Brave. Sign Manny! Tim Redding, WTF? Sign Manny! Sheets or Perez? SHEETS! Perez?? Oh, Sheets is hurt -- good job, Minaya! WTF?! SIGN MANNY!

by ZaBlanc on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

The japanese and koreans made these plays look so easy

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Encouragingly spry play

from Luis “What knees?” Castillo

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Crap

these reds announcers are blaming Adam Dunn for being bad and saying Bruce’s productive out is the best thing ever

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i stopped listening to them

they’re easy to ignore i think

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe they're drinkin some good suthin mash in the booth

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked the

up and in “keep ’em honest” pitch too

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know what that "thing" is that they warm up with in the on deck circle

I could use that thing in SE D.C.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

geez

i’m late to the thread and it’s already too long to read…pelf get some friggin outs

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

the first shitty pitching of the 2009 season

i was hoping we’d make it to thurs

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, that sums it up

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

DP now, DP!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

one more walk

and the long man better get start getting loose. could really use a double play here

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

the McCarver/Brantley mix dude

is talking about doing things to help you “battle” better at the plate. Someone likes Dusty!

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

pelfrey is a horse when he works up there

by Patrick Clark on Apr 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Good ol country what?

Did he really say that?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

has Pelf cleared the pitcher yet

i can’t watch

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy fucking shit.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

oh man

delgado reyes oh man

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry man

that was a lousy toss

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even if he had dropped it

the runner was about two-thirds of the way to first. He could have just picked it up and gotten the out. Inexcusable.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOR THE LOVE OF F'N CHRIST!

THIS ISN’T SPRING TRAINING OR THE WBC. GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASS!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

not a good stretch by delgado

and he’s usually good at those picks

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

This intentional walk

has potential disaster written all over it!

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon!

the toss could have been better too! if the first baseman has to lean towards right field, the toss ain’t that great!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I think all three are guilty as hell

that so rarely happens when all three defensive players have their head up their asses on the same play—can they give 3 errors?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha or a 1/3 to each

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

PELFREY!

IT’S THE PITCHER! C’MON!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

3-2

Holy fuck. You’ve thrown 40 pitches! Get it over!

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

My theory, with no research

is that the mets like to combine shitty pitching and shitty defense—this is the kind of thing that kills young pitchers and boneheaded pitchers like ollie.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

that was all delgado

throw really was not all that bad. should not be an error on Reyes. Delgado has to catch that.

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

someone get the IV ready. Pelfrey is gonna be dehydrated getting back to the dugout

man, it feels like last year again

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, it's basically the same team

The only major difference is that we have Putz and F-Rod. We’re still playing like we did last year, and the middle innings will still be a huge problem IMO. (Thanks, Omar!)

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank God...

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah welcome to 2008!!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

08?

Oh…I get it

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was agreeing with you!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know how to screw it up sometimes huh?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Ayala coming in?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where's

Heilman when you need him?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

snort

Rally Caps!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah! That's what we need! Buy a GM!

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

heeheeheehee

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't that just read

INF

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

rcvd

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

...in better news

Skankees are getting beat 2-0 in top of 3rd

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

AARGH!

Hello. I am new to Amazin Avenue, and I’m Eric’s sister. I was with him, the Mets were winning 2-0, then I leave for 2 minutes and they’re losing! I need some support in order to get through another season as a Mets fan!!

by StephC on Apr 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

you're good luck then

its eric thats the problem!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh snap!

That’s gonna make the HNIC a bit peeved

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can Marlon Anderson pitch?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

That would imply

some level of baseball ability. So I’m guessing a big NO>

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shef came up as a pitcher though

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds broadcast just flashed Scheinder's stats

over Castillos face.
 i guess they have a point

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

that's a top notch institution they've got goin on there

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Luis Castillo

ALMOST swung at some point during that at bat

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Mr. OBP

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh look. A CITI commercial

Splendid. Advertising that will only make me feel worse.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

what if a batted ball hits the Tundra?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Toyota will get to takeover GM

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

would they want it?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

They'd improve it.

Or they could teach young up and coming Japanese car manufacturers: “This is an example of what not to do.”

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoever it was complaining about not starting players, don't feel bad

So far, Pelf has a 36.00 ERA…And I started him

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

ditto

though not in the AA thankfully

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cincy announcer

just describes 82 year old woman as “thrilled to death” – hmmm

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

Pelf has to be exhausted

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks!!

Next time I’ll stay with Eric until the end of the game. Now I just have to figure out how to watch the game and post at the same time, since my computer is not near my tv!!

by StephC on Apr 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I used to struggle with that

until I got a laptop.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd suggest stretching really hard and using your toes

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a wall that could be knocked down?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note to Pelf

Throw more sinkers on the black like that

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamma!!!

What defensive problems?

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm trying really hard to find a reason to hate this young guy

I just can’t seem to do it. Way to go kid!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

jewish hammer?

reminiscent of sean green with the hat flop

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Dang...

Mets Blog gets t.v. play?

…Julia Alexandria is pretty cute

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

she came from an internet show called Wallstrip

i prefer the other host, Lindsay Campbell. Not that I’ve researched it or anything.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

so, if I need something researched, I assume it’s safe not to come to you. :-)

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just think its important to rank your preferences

when it comes to obscure internet “hosts”

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

rcvd

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh God, Keith

Way to plug your sponsor.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Reyes smiling at Volquez?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Great AB

by Reyes. Let’s see if they try a hit-and-run with Murphy up, or just let him run

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

first Dick Pole mention tonight by Gary

its amazing that they can mention his name without even the hint of a chuckle or laugh Very mature of them

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

rough beginning for Big Pelf?

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

it was like 2008 captured in a single inning

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

understatement of the night

good evening CPP. couldn’t resist

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should be wondering..

…how many bases Taveras could steal if he had any ability to hit, at all.

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

HAR!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny

He says he’s going for 100 steals this year
Whatever…

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should first try to get on base 100 times

Although I guess he can get on 33-34 times and steal 2nd, 3rd, and home every time

by James Kannengieser on Apr 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vince Coleman probably could have challenged Rickey Henderson

if he could hit. Of course, that’s what made Rickey so great.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great quote

Actually, upon perusing Baseball Reference Coleman wasn’t a terrible hitter. (Has anyone else noticed B-R’s new look?)

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it

It looks a little more, well, professional, if that’s the word I’m looking for. Much cleaner look.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks good

But like any new interface/system, it’ll take some getting used to

by James Kannengieser on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely

The old one looked pretty amateurish.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

just checked it out

don’t like how the stats are cramped together….but i hate most sites when they’re redesigned. you get so used to the original.

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

That’s great.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't Rickey

say something to the effect when he was the Mets first base coach that he could steal more bases than Reyes?

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon, David.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

or Dick Pole and Razor Shines

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

THey'd probably have one of those evil twin moments.

“Which one do I shoot?”

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Or tilt his body 2-3 degrees towards 1st base…

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lead-off walks are teh awesome.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

So are balks

Oh, wait, it was Angel Hernandez. Not a real balk, then.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

and now a Balk

this isn’t going in the Pelfrey highlight reel

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn't him, though.

Baaaad call.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?

F’N Angel Hernandez! It ain’t about you!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

These guys see everything Pelf is throwing with no problem

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...Cincy fans

In the replay the guy in the blue jacket behind home plate didn’t budge when the ball ‘almost’ left the yard

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, he looks like he might be sleeping.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, people who sit there annoy me so much

The vast majority do not care about baseball. The worst is when they call someone and say, “Look, I’m on TV! Do you see me?! Call everyone you know and tell them I’m on TV!”

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should be taken to the batting cages

sans bat.

Get my drift?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

love a gif

any gif

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many times has that pitch missed in the same spot?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Trying not to keep tack.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was way too close.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

We are safe… for now

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

I guess I should have chosen ‘fly balls’ in the swag contest tonight

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

You think?

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOO!!!

I can’t tell who said it, but I would HATE an international draft.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Who is that yay-hoo shouting in the field mike? “Here’s comes strike three-eeee . . . WOO!”

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he's the same idiot waving and chatting on the cell phone

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, he's actually really loud.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

quit complaining

at least you don’t have to listen to brenneman and the cowboy. brutal!

by whynot on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like Ahmed Chalabi

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

sadly

he was right on that pitch

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he did his research

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it, that was really close.

Next time, Beltran, next time.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I take it things aren't going well

I think I’m writing a paper. So I haven’t been able to follow the game.

by Gina on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That was me on the first game.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes

“Doing” homework while watching the game.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm very proud of you Gina

I’m supposed to be writing mine, but I just couldn’t let the Mets faithful down

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Big Pelf = too many pitches. Bad 1st inning with a two-run lead. And now you’re caught up.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I told myself I was writing a paper

like 4 hours ago but mostly I’ve been staring at my computer blankly.

Also silver lining. Only one man has been left on base.

by Gina on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's something to be said for plagarism

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game isn't over.

We will see the Cincy pen soon

by Major on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

far from it in this stadium.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And suddenly, it gets interesting.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice English Church

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job, Church.

I’m going to be livid if Sheffield gets significant playing time.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

he'll be livid if he doesn't

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, too bad for him, that's what I say.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, look who's up to bat

Mr. RBI himself

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian Schneider, that power hitter.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially with

RISP

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

But maybe he'll walk! And Castillo's gonna either walk or strikeout.

Then Mike Pelfrey, with all of his numerous hits, can hit for us!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear a large sucking sound

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

plate discipline

i can learn to love it.

…uh-oh. Here’s Mr. OBP

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Mr. "Strikeout-Looking and/or Walk"

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

castillo

now would be a nice time for a rare castillo homerun….or non-single hit

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take a single

Hell, I’m realistic.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll even take the walk

Keep Volquez throwing a little more.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa, that was close!

Maybe Volquez can hit/walk Pelf.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmm

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

green light?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

What do you know? Castillo swings at none of his five pitches.

Way to go, player.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can Pelfrey redeem himself?

Oh, I know. Grand Slam!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, it's a new year.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

A visit from Dick Pole!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Volquez has been comforted by Dick Pole.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He keeps getting up.

That’s all I got.

Squid92’s is much better.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the pitching coach just said:

I’m gonna come at your ass like a spider monkey on red bull if you don’t get this guy out

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

7 for 89, eh?

Big Pelf’s due!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh...

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

it feels like the 164th game of last season

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hear ya

but…man, same thing last year, then this spring training and now…

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

true dat

i just want to leave last year behind

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, IDK Mike Pelfrey counts.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah heck

Get ’em next ups.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

On the plus side, check the Yankees game.

7-1 Orioles, top of the 5th.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh man! Gotta love that!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Was it Burnett tonight? It’d be a dang shame if both their big-ticket pitchers crapped out.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Tex is currently 0 for 7 this season.

Man, life is good.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I keep hearing people say “They’ll probably win 100 games this year.” Even if they do, I don’t expect anything drastically different in the playoffs. None of their big free agents have done anything in the playoffs.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

A disciple of the Dick Pole pitching method.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Wang is up to bat

“Wang drills one in the hole!”

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wang

Who cares — it’s just as nice.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Wang

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it, you beat me...

…just like Dick Pole.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad this got started

Nothin like a Wang being mentored by a Dick

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just think of the penis envy

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wonder if the cowboy has any experience with Dick Pole?

the cinci announcers wish they could quit you

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kerry Wood could benefit from him.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would really help him learn to pound the zone.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well for all the jokes about Dick Pole, he's old school

his pitchers do always know when its appropriate to drill the guy on the other team.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what you're saying is..

…He’s a real Dick

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he can be hard

to get along with

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

leaves you feeling a bit flacid after getting yelled at

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

There it is!

Best one of the night!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? Our pitchers have to hit better?

You don’t expect mid .200 batting averages from them, do you?

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

they need some 80 pitch drills

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you really improve that without getting new pitchers?

I think most managers (and pitchers) would consider it a waste of time to really tutor them. And I’m inclined to agree.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's probably so

they can either hit or not. cubs last year really had a good hitting staff. makes the bottom of the order so much better.

by whynot on Apr 8, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it definitely helps if they're good

But I don’t think it’s that much of a detriment if they aren’t, since that’s to be expected.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

well livan should help

but ollie, maine, and pelf are brutal

by whynot on Apr 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hairston is the unluckiest s.o.b. in the world

Well, him and Bartman

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

licking hands in HD

yuck

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Pelf has an interesting looking face.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I...do...not...know...what...to...make...of...that...comment

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The licking hands thing made me feel awkward.

And his tongue kinda like…I don’t know. It just looks like he really needs that mouthpiece.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

In HD it's like watching

Something from the National Geographic channel

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeebus, that pitch...

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

So Pelf

is good in the even numbered innings tonight…

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Jose!

Get it started, son.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Everybody clap yo hands

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that what they're saying?

I always thought it was “crap your pants”.

by Eric Simon on Apr 8, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woulda helped to have know that sooner

I could have saved quite a bit in embarrassment and cleaning bills.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was given that impression by Kevin James' "Lets Go Mets!"

He got…umm…into it.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

switching to LOST

maybe the mets will have better luck without my watching

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

you stay right where you are!!!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay, Lost!

I can’t wait to see what random, nonsensical and wholly unsatisfying thing happens tonight!

by Eric Simon on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrible show

I’m convinced the writers are laughing at everyone who keeps watching…

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

even the characters are starting to notice

that they’ve done/experienced this scenario before. They are jumping the shark every five minutes.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That show is right up there with Paris Hilton's simple life

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

it’s gotten ridiculous, but it’s too late to give up on it now…i don’t think it’s quite jumped the shark like 24 has though

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

you rang?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Irish Hammer!

Way to hit it the other, uh, way!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it. My TV turned off right before your comment.

What happened?

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Single down the 3d base line

Nicely struck to cover, if you will.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wright

just seems a little slow with the bat.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Wright needs to get a big hit here

or be sent down to AAA for seasoning

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

reds announcers

are really on murph about looking back at catcher

by whynot on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

that aint an announcer thats a "cowboy"

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

Just because your team has generally sucked for the last 18 years…

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo . . .

big luck there.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

foul

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was very

The Natural-esque

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

True that

Beautiful.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm...

green light or watch it?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

1 for 15 with RISP?

Ouch.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Volquez

only throwing fastballs now it seems

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

see, i switch channels

and the bases are loaded with none out…excellent

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

swingin' at ball 4

at least he made contact.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, indeed.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedro-esque

without any semblance of Pedro’s command

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a bad result

And now, VOLTRON.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll take it!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, I'll take it.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

OK . . .

that was not terrible?

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

well not the worst thing

Beltran is going to deliver this game right here. Tanks Dusty!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

VOLTRON!!!!1

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Voltron!

VOLTRON!!!!!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!

Good baserunning, David.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks Dusty!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

and thanks

back of the mound

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worst. Met. Ever.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks disinterested

Not like Derek Jeter. He’s steely.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a serious note

the guy is awesome — shame his legacy will likely be overshadowed by those other 3 guys. Though I suspect he likes it that way.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Jeter's got an edge

another ball hit way too hard for Beltran; that runner might not have scored.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he shouldn't hit it so hard, then

hitting balls hard is the mark of an unclutch player.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thus, he's bad.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrible

I only wish he had some respect for the game, like Torino and Rollins.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point, he's beyond help

I would have some peace of mind if Omar Minaya held a press conference and said “Look, I screwed up. It was an awful decision. I’ve scarred this franchise for decades.”

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even more unclutch than David Wright.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

McDonald's with some catchy music

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Dick recognizes that Edinson has blown his wad

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's gonna pull him

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

someone is on their game tonight

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, thank you very much.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL, you really are

That was another good one.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nick Massett

Nice accounting name

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, Church.

Oh well.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Dick is always better than Church

wait…

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

OK I am retiring. It’s 2.15am here and I have to be up early. Hold onto that slender lead for me…

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet dreams sally

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

“Dickerson strokes one out to shortstop…”

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

you beat me to it ba$tard

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat you!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still think he came in prematurally.

Embarassing.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

night at the apollo for you!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I coulda sworn that was the Phillies

HI-OH!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

How dare you

the Phillies always play the game the right way, in the spirit of leadership and Phight!

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh snap!

Actually, they’re last in the league in having that appendage. I mean, have you seen Shane Victorino and thought to yourself, “That guy’s compensating for something”? I know I have.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

96

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

reds announcers rehearsing the collapse narrative

first of many im sure this season

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I suppose it's the only way they get to talk about a play-off race

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing, and I mean nothing

will beat the amount of times TBS’s crew said: “fisting” during the AL playoff series

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah crap!

so close, Dub . . .

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a sad looking dive.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

wow...

field pulled to the right and an opposite field dribbler. who woulda thunk it?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

at turner field

last year they had the horrible joe simpson on the scoreboard talking collapse on the pre-game preview. i’m sure they double up this year

by whynot on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Angel Hernandez = Dick Pole

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to tough it out Pelf

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

clap clap clap clap, clap clap clap

YESSIR!!!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Answer:

yes.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOA!

GREAT PLAY!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW!

That’ll do! Nice play, Luis!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't believe it actually worked.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

where was Angel

with the balk call, i mean?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Can you imagine if Pelf gets the win?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

No

Since you just jinxed it. >:I

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh c'mon now...

Jinx is synonymous with clutch

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

Well done.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's that Gary?

The fake to third throw to first worked? I thought it never did.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe

I am not sure what the Reds were doing there. Were they trying to draw a play and hoping to get caught in a run down and score before the play was made. Or did Bruce just get caught?

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce got caught

Heady play by the runner on 3rd to break for home. Better play by Castillo.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that should end his rhetoric for a while.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That might have just won me over to Castillo.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahem

game # 2 sir

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

hardly

Heads up play, yes. Great throw? Nope.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I like that he's playing heads up.

That was my main problem with him last year, that it didn’t seem he tried.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

my problem was that he just sucks balls.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes me wonder what Dick Pole thinks

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would guess

Rusty Kuntz thinks along similar lines.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you also

search “Dick Pole” and find that article about baseball names?

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

I’d heard of that long before Dick Pole crossed my mind.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

Then a tip of the hat. Because I had never heard of such a person.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done, sir.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell?

That was not what I took!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That mound is doing us some magic

and I like it.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

bring back "the Timo"

Fake the bunt, run up and swing and miss trying to slap it down third.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dig Dug it.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old School Video games

I can dig it

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ala Eckstein with the home run a while back

Gritty

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

if it helps explain, my top 3 alltime mets are edgardo alfonzo, Benny Agbayani, and Turk Wendell.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can understand the Fonz.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can understand just about any Met from that era

Except, of course, for Kenny Rogers. Fuck that guy forever.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I even

hate the singer Kenny Rogers as a result.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

man makes a damn good chicken

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i always thought the Timo was to style around the bases

and lose world series for the mets

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That pretty much cemented his legacy with the Mets

I still kinda liked him after that, but any chance of having fond memories disappeared in that game.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it Luis

drop your knees, not the bat head. I played 2 years of JV ball and I know that.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

choke

drop, knees, head…hmmm

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't get it down.

Awesome. Cut this piece of crap

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeez, chillax.

We’re winning, it’s the second game of the season.
Peace and love, man!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

I just have hated Castillo since we signed him to that ungodly contract. I really, really, hate him.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you ever seen someone so indecisive?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

So,

Castillo was trying to sac bunt with a man on first for Marlon Anderson? Are you shitting me?

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I would've liked to see

Sheff come up here. Saving him for later?

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Saving him for never?=my hope.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saving him for a lefty?

That’s all I can think of.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

back to the future

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, Jerry seems to owe the Anderson's a favor

That’s the only reason I can think of for playing him.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe if someone put some hair on the ball, Marlon could hit it

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

hairy balls?

dick pole?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jerry Hairston Jr?

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

And baseball.

What an awful looking swing.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one is worse at anything

than Marlon Anderson is at baseball.

by Eric Simon on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's the anti-Chuck Norris of baseball

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Good Professional strikeout for Marlon

Just what Jerry wanted

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey everybody!

Marlon Anderson struck out!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa!

I’m surprised.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

it’s so funny it’s sad

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

well now...that was anti-climatic

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

He was a good man.

I mean, I think. All I know is he wasn’t good at his job.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard

he abused kittens on the off days.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds so bailout-esque

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Parnell is from Salsbury

i wonder if thats where the steak comes from?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

that comes from Sean’s head.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

here

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's see

Heilman? hahahahahaha

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

For like .1 seconds, you scared me.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stokes?

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

96

This kid’s pumped up.

by Eric Simon on Apr 8, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good pitching.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

The kid certainly is bringing it

well, he did in that at-bat anyway.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Parnell!!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd drink her - > bath water

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd do cheryl hines to get to her

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd do that guy to get to her

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

What up, Parns?

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just noticed your new pic

Sick. Get the new album yet?

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sam wasn't amused.

I haven’t heard it yet. Maybe I’ll go download it now.

uhh, legally, of course. He’ll get my money.. eventually.

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's nice

Dude works out a rhyme for “Hadron collider”. It is impossible to not love that.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's great

Operation: Doomsday was teh r0xor.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

word

AA kicks the baseball blogosphere’s ass in content and taste in music!

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

and above average performance in food gifs

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sample sized be damned

I’m off to buy me a Bobby Parnell jersey.

by Gina on Apr 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

while you're at the shop

get me a marlon anderson jock strap. that’s all he’s good for

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both Marlon Anderson and Jock Straps help Dick Pole at baseball games.

One gets out, the other keeps things from getting in.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

careful

my Kaz Matsui jersey isn’t holding up so well.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

BB.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

One tube of Dick Pole Embiggening Balm

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm officially choking

not on Dick Pole mind you

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orioles 7 - Skankees 2, bottom of 8th

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I know.

I really want to use a smiley face, but thats frowned upon here.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we've all broken at least one rule tonight

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa. That was some bullshit.

How was that a ball?

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly Im nervous

Close games are Angel’s favorites, He can really get involved then.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Angel Hernandez hates us.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

please

don’t wake the lion

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Just slow on the keys sometimes.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh on gamday it was definitely a ball

Even with their new and improved blurry strike zone.

by Gina on Apr 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

on

Par-nell

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Parnell!!!

Get that jersey Gina!!!!!

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He could be my younger brother, no problem.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That commercial continues to make me laugh

Randy Johnson is offended by video game Tim Lincecum’s nudity.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitches like a man though

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAR--those little kids know the baseball players most embarassing stats!

thank you boys and girls club, these ads will never get old!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Prince Fielder looks like he wants to eat his young boy or girl

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

does he look like he's gone vegetarian?

i kidd

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

hai guys

what’s happening in here?

by JohnPeterson on Apr 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

we're watching Dub bail out on a sick curve

ouch.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's alive!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, fellow Peterson

Welcome back. Tonight’s discussion has been dominated by Dick Pole.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude!

You need to be at the plate!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

The consistent bat play of Marlon Anderson

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dick Pole

Not as cool as Stubby Clap.

by JohnPeterson on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

NORM!!!


I mean JOHN!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I even like the way Murphy gives the slide signal

FSReds just replayed the Beltran score, and Murphy passionately stood behind home and gave Voltron the slide motion with great authority.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds like something from the Stalin era

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ow, that was ripped!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Dub!

That looked better.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

what is the offensive happening that will best assure i do not see Pedreadful Feliciano on this fine evening

that is what i want

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

we are playing with the authority!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

mLOB?

NEVER!!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlos D!

Going the other way!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Carlos D!!!

He’s still really good!

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Infinitely better than...shit. I forgot his name.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes! Oh, god.

I think I unconciouscly deleted his name from my mind.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manny Acta?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

David was running scared

Like he was running away from a Dick Pole

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Wright's really making up for his baserunning woes last night, IMO.

And Delgado is currently on pace to have 324 RBIs. Just saying.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, that reminds me

Yesterday morning, that unbearable sidekick guy on Boomer Esiason’s show said that the Irish Hammer was on pace to drive in 232 runs. SMH

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

How's Dusty going to manage his way out of this one?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Just sprinkle a little ol Dick Pole on it and it'll be fine

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I just think Dick Pole sucks.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leave his pitchers in too long

and instruct his hitters to swing at everything?

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Already done number 1.

It’s like the rising sun.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

CARLOS DELGADO

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

used up like an ol dish rag

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

kudos to family guy

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my word. my head hurts from laughing so hard
hot dog down a hallway

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That shirt is crying out for an arrow.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Delgado

Normally a very slow starter but not this year. Going the other way and hitting balls out of sight. Have to love that

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm assuming

Parnell
Putz
F-Rod

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded for...Brian Schneider.

The tension is so thick, I could cut it with a knife.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU JUST GOT PLAYED!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

like dick...

pole?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long game tonight

My dog will suffer.

(It’s not what you think.)

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, yes. I was waiting for it.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Schneid!

Break it open!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Big League Slugga!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo!

Hit and poor fielding = me happy!

by Eric Simon on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

THE RBI MACHINE!!!!

The Scneid!!!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

they're not saying "Bruce."

They’re booing.

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I was saying "Boo-urns"

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're not saying boo

they’re saying boo-urns.

one of my favorite ever simpsons lines

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang it!

I had my swag score 9-4 and changed it to 5-4

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

don't bring me dooowwn

Brrruuuuce!

ah go ahead fall down.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

They totally gave Schneid a pity double.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it would take a month

before Schneider’s slugging percentage > batting average.

by James Kannengieser on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our first Fernando Tatis sighting!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark Teixeria: 1 for 9!

He got a hit!!!! So, he’s being paid about 25 mil per hit.

The 2009 NY Mets: WE GOT K-ROD! OMG, Putz, too! Sign Lowe! Lowe's a Brave. Sign Manny! Tim Redding, WTF? Sign Manny! Sheets or Perez? SHEETS! Perez?? Oh, Sheets is hurt -- good job, Minaya! WTF?! SIGN MANNY!

by ZaBlanc on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh

Yanks 0 and 2. ;-)

The 2009 NY Mets: WE GOT K-ROD! OMG, Putz, too! Sign Lowe! Lowe's a Brave. Sign Manny! Tim Redding, WTF? Sign Manny! Sheets or Perez? SHEETS! Perez?? Oh, Sheets is hurt -- good job, Minaya! WTF?! SIGN MANNY!

by ZaBlanc on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's so hard w/that smell

ya know?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never in my life will I.

Never in my life. :-)

The 2009 NY Mets: WE GOT K-ROD! OMG, Putz, too! Sign Lowe! Lowe's a Brave. Sign Manny! Tim Redding, WTF? Sign Manny! Sheets or Perez? SHEETS! Perez?? Oh, Sheets is hurt -- good job, Minaya! WTF?! SIGN MANNY!

by ZaBlanc on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yankees lose again!!!

I’m lovin it

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

did i miss anything?

except met awesomeness (and dick pole jokes)?

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian Schneider sluggin it up.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

c

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, ignore that.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think i can bear to watch Feliciano 86 more times this year

omar got rid of errant, shownblow, but he stopped short when he held on to this clown.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

why, Errant Hellman of course

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I think of when I hear Heilman

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey squid. Heilman scares me this much

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I have the right channel on?

I thought SNY only play Mets games, what team is this playing the Reds right now? They are hitting past the 6th inning and pitching past the starter. Is that even legal?

by Asawisemansaid on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Feliciano is fine

as long as he only faces lefties.. duh

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

So of course, he's pitching against Phillips.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can get righties

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

psyche

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I SAID PSYCHE

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can pitch to righties too

as long as he has a 4 run cushion.

No, but seriously, last year was his first time as a met he had radically different splits. I know he was part of the magical colapsing bullpen, but it wasnt exactly his faul

by Asawisemansaid on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

omar threw out the babies

i just wish he threw out the bathwater too. Fresh starts are cool.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again

What was wrong with Parnell pitching 2 innings?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently you weren't onboard for last season

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's true!

The Magic Is back. This is Baseball Like It Oughta Be. Our Season Has Arrived.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh-huh

you were saying?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I quote...

Devon Edwards about Luis Castillo…
" can’t get it down. Awesome. Cut this piece of crap".

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

or will ohman

i’m just so sick of Feliciano

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you kidding?

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah nuts

got the ground ball, not the DP. Ah nuts.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Racecar is a palindrome.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

so is

Nurse, I spy gypsies — run!

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Mel Gibson is a casinos big lemon

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i, man, am regal. a german am i

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

rats live on no evil star

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hang a salami?

The Dick Pole references just won’t end.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Golf? No, sir, prefer prison-flog.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah nuts backwards is stun ha

Stun ha will be opening for Flo Rida on Saturday

by James Kannengieser on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

elop kcid

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feliciano...sucks.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Sean Green!

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Sean Green?!?!?!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn't a groundball

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen

your new and improved mets bullpen.

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

IT'S THE SECOND GAME AND WE ARE WINNING

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Seriously. Let’s not go all Philadelphia up in here.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

That was ripped.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Devon

Never doubt my contempt for certain members of the bullpen

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I was much too complacent with a 4 run lead

this is much better. And why do the SNY announcers have a crush on Church? Last inning they said he could “fly”

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay, a save situation!

I wanted to see Putz and Rodriguez.

by JohnPeterson on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I was just thinking

there was a clause in K-rod’s contract to make sure every big lead got down to 3

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

sean green

making feliciano’s era go up, one pitch at a time

by Asawisemansaid on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

it's Passover

give the guy a break, he’s running on matzoh.

oh, that’s the other one.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Forced to step down from his job as Mets starting right fielder, Sean Green turned himself into a sidearming reliever.”

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the positive side, Frank the Closer will be on pace for new save record

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

PHEW

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeesh

Glad that inning’s over.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

F'n Reyes

Get the hair grease out of your hands

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

your avatar

if you look at it quickly, it kinda looks like mr. met is holding a bong. for shame.

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a dick pole

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are so happy with yourself aren't you

:-) Ban on emoticons be damned!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or a saxophone.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a gun at first.

That would’ve been gutta.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

There we go.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

The reds announcers just said Burton=Mariano Rivera

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I repeat

 The reds announcers just said Burton=Mariano Rivera

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you are saying:

The reds announcers just said Burton=Mariano Rivera?

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Precisely

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

Burton>Mo, obviously

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

New Rule

Anyone who throws a cutter must be equated to mariano Rivera.

by yellomellojello on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds reasonable.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care if that's a joke, or a metaphor, or anything else

What you said is all I need to hear to conclude that they are morons.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously, I was referring to the above comments.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

New Rule

most broadcasters are morons.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

K

is currently comparing Murphy’s baserunning to Michael Chang. Somehow, that’s not moronic.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That...isn't accurate.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

obviously

i guess it’s because he’s got a similar-looking cut fastball.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Irish Hamma I trust

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Wright On!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Carltons.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone's getting better!!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course, I learn from the master.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You make me feel like dancin

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eric Simon's bandwidth bill just went shooting up

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just puked in my mouth a little

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

That advertising revenue from 7 hour energy should help him out.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This of course reminds me...

of this video.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahah

man, i don’t know why that stuff cracks me up so much. i’m gonna be passing that around

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlii

the Roman spelling seems more majestic, Carli is just a girls name

by cjmulrain on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like I've missed quite the party here

I still say the 2009 Bullpen has yet to give up a hit or a run. Feliciano is just a bad flashback to 2008, like veterans get when they hear fireworks.

by cjmulrain on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way this is the Reds new mascot, guess what its name is?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

hair lip?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

hint: it sounds dirty

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dirty Sanchez

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red Sanchez

Sanchez the Red

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wait with bated breath

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE GAPPER!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're shitting me

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's worse than the Pittsburgh Steeler's

Steely McBeam

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or the san Antonio silver star's "Rimjob"

WNBA

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

no...hahaha...f'n....hahaha....way

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

For me

Nothing tops the temporary renaming of New Zealand’s national badminton team to the “Black Cocks”:

Article here

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Danny Murphy is the Michael Chang of baseball? That’s the comparison you want, keith?

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

That was against Ivan Lyndl (sp) right?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

semifinals

he cramped up and used the underhanded serve to pull it out.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I definitely remember that

I watched it live. Drama was thick. Damn…Semi-finals huh?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

no, too much vomit on the court

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ala Pete Sampras

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

As opposed to Dick Pole

He’s had many, many slams, of hundreds of nationalities.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh crap

I am being forced out by my roommate. Lets go mets?

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

All right

Time to finally give my dog what he deserves.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

wat

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe one day

Dick will bring his Pole to NY and coach the Mets

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'll have to be blessed by the Church

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Him+Razor Shines=Comedy Gold.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 bailout

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

They need to put that shit in the water

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

viva camacho!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ick.

Dang Willy.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

On a note that doesn't involve Dick Pole

Wouldn’t it make more sense to bring in Stokes or O’Day with a three run lead and let Putz rest? There’s a decent chance he’ll be needed tomorrow (Reds have been getting into our pen pretty quick), and it’s a day game, so the relievers form tonight will have less time to rest.

by yellomellojello on Apr 8, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently not.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's major league baseball

don’t ever ask “wouldn’t it make more sense…?” you’ll never be happy with the answer.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Willy Taveras is not a good baseball player.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

are you a robot, Gina?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

or live in the matrix?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, you ain't catchin' that brotha

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

jeebus

are we going to have to go through this for another season?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Also jeremy reed has been awful in the corners in his career

Not a huge sample size but still, might as well leave Murphy out there.

by Gina on Apr 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, his arm is not very good.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

REds promotion: IAMs Bark in the Park

Fran HEaly is spinning in his grave.

Dogs are nice and all,but who’s idea was it to bring them into a baseball game?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

took my dog to dog night at shea last year

well, my girlfriend’s dog. was sort of fun, but the game was definitely more difficult to follow.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

this country's gone to the dogs

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

if i wanna see a sports event sitting in dog shit and listening to yapping

i’ll go see the rangers

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds count at...Drum roll plese

207

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

What's F-Rod drinkin?

A cup of coffee?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Gummy Bear

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that like brass monkey?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

brass monkey is orange juice and malt liquor

I think…something like that. What’s minotaur?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

never seen it

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

from Role Models

a decently funny flick

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I give it 4 Dick Poles.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's odd

I didn’t think it was a porno . . .

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

watch the directors cut!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus Juice.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Histrionics Soda

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good question for the next swag contest:

How many broken bats in the game?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

O.K. Bring on the dancin queen!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

dude...

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking of the police

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer "Standards and Practices"

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

protocol

got it

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to start, Franky!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm out kids

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Night!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the McCarver-Brantley character

is actually just Brantley himself.. haha
He and Thom Brenneman.

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck that

pass the dutchie. I don’t need the stress.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on, Frank the Closer

Do your freaking job here.

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

woo . . .

one.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

you see B-Schneid talking to Encarnacion there?

I would love to hear what he was saying.

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

hear hear

he was jawing away pretty good there.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is BULLshit

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Could Wright have looked the runner back to second?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my fuck

oh my FUCK

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

again when the pitchers are struggling the defense goes into "compound the problem" mode

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf the game should be over

instead there’s one out and 2 on and the winning run at the plate

by Gina on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

it would help if Frank the Closer could throw a strike

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone take a deep breath

We still have a very good chance of winning this game, no need to panic. Come off the ledge. Learned about projection in intro psych today

by yellomellojello on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah that happened to me once

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's projecting?

we fans have blown very few winnable games

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am, onto you all

Sorry, that was ridiculously unclear.

by yellomellojello on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I'm not surprised anymore.

Even with Frankie. I knew this was the shit we would come to expect from him.

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Heilman warmed?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

memo to Frank and Schneid:

You are not getting the curve over. Stop throwing it.

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

We’ll get the implosions out early this year. And dominate in september.

by Gina on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

what a hack from Gonzalez

Thanks god.

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Two down, really

but one down of the two that he needs. Whatever.

by Eric Simon on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man . . .
c'mon lads, one more.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

hes that other guys bother

the guy with the same name and a y in his first name. Jayson

by HotChipWillBreakYourLegs on Apr 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

They liked the Y chromosome?

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

I have to hang out up here in the thread b/c I’m about 4 pitches behind the live game

by cjmulrain on Apr 8, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa

that was a sick curve for strike one. but please do not depend on it, Frank.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

LEt’s go reds sounds just like lets go mets. keep it up

by HotChipWillBreakYourLegs on Apr 8, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

exhale.

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

and put it in the books

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap!

Put that (gingerly) in the books.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

John Franco

or Armando Benitez. Or Billy Wagner. Or Braden…never mind, he would have blown it.

by cjmulrain on Apr 8, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

what

Armando wouldn’t have?

by DevonEdwards on Apr 8, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, Looper

Armando would have. It is April after all.

by cjmulrain on Apr 8, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh thank God

But omg that ball was WAY to close.

by Gina on Apr 8, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Frank pointed up, as if it was a pop fly

and the crowd roared as if it were gone.

I was confused.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone was

between the bad call at first and Frankie’s strange performance, it was quite a wild ninth inning and game. A top closer like him can find a way with far less then his best stuff.

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's over

or has it just begun?

The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron.

by hotspur on Apr 8, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

K-Rod

Getting saves the fun way

by JC Giants on Apr 8, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe

many Angels fans warned us this was what Frank the Closer was like. And you know what, as long as he gets out of it, I don’t care one bit

by cjmulrain on Apr 8, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Like John Franco the Closer

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

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