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New York Mets at Cincinnati Reds, Apr 8, 2009 7:10 PM EDT



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New York Mets
@ Cincinnati Reds

Wednesday, Apr 8, 2009, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Mike Pelfrey vs Edinson Volquez

Partly cloudy. Game time temperature around 55.

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Someone other than Johan Santana is starting for the Mets so, you know, *gulp*.

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Let's go Mets!

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There are other starting pitchers on this team?

Crap. I hadn’t even thought about that.

Let’s go Mets!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoo-Hoo! Go O's!

I have free tickets to tonight’s O’s game. Should be fun on a bun. Get to see my main man Melvin Mora from a seat on the 1st base line! Gonna be cold but whatever because it’s a baseball game!

"The people of Houston are spending money like oil's selling at $40 a barrel."

by IanB in MD on Apr 8, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Bravos are putting the hurt on the Fillies once again.

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on Apr 8, 2009 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Javier "Fips don't lie" Vazquez

had a meh opening start for the braves.

by Sokojoe on Apr 8, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

I’m in the house for this one, despite the midnight start (UK time). Disappointingly my mum’s computer won’t run Flash so I can’t watch, but I will be listening to the Fan online…

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I

can’t watch either….damn slow work computers. I will be listining and following on game day, BTW this is my first game thread post!!

LETS GO METS!!

by EMSfan9 on Apr 8, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm jumping ship

from the “can’t watch it” club. I just fixed my mum’s laptop and now I have mlb.tv!

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Traitor!!!

HOW COULD YOU! haha.

by EMSfan9 on Apr 8, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey eric

just got the video game you sent, by the way. thanks for that!

When asked why I was a Mets fan, I responded, "pain is my lifeblood."

by wrightHOF on Apr 8, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh I'm missing another game that airs in Nashville

go big pelfz0r!!11

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 5:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome back my friends

To the show that never ends
We’re so glad you could attend
Come inside, Come inside!

Whoot! First METS game I get to see tonight on 52" of delicious HDTV!

Yessir!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone been watching either the Braves or the Marlins?

Sheesh! They can put up some offense.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This little nugget from Rotowire / NYDN

After shagging balls in the outfield on Tuesday, Sheffield said that he does not believe he is ready to play in the field yet, according to the New York Daily News.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 5:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Sheff, in other news...

… it turns out the Pope is indeed Catholic!

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

chuckle

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

Braves were up 10-3 against Phils, now it’s 10-8. Three straight bases loaded walks. WTF?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ARGH!!! 10-10

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

11-10...Phools

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh

maybe both teams will use all their pitchers in a marathon game so that they’ll all be out until july. wouldn’t mind that.

When asked why I was a Mets fan, I responded, "pain is my lifeblood."

by wrightHOF on Apr 8, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

peter

moylan didnt do his ERA any favors. One of my favorite parts of beginning a new season is watching a guy work off an infinity ERA.

by HotChipWillBreakYourLegs on Apr 8, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Braves bullpen of ’09 will likely become like ours last year. You watch!

I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!

by R_Adragna on Apr 8, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Diaz

owns Brad Lidge. Not many people can claim 2HR in 3AB!

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Small Sample Size Syndrome is in play, of course…

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did...

the Mets give up 8 runs to blow a seven-run lead in one inning last year? I know we came close but I’m not positive we did.

by EMSfan9 on Apr 8, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve got DTV’s extra innings package and can’t watch the game and I live in D.C. Can anyone f’n explain this?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Blame Flo Rida

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha.! you f'er, i'm not in the mood to laugh but you made me laugh.

Man, I’m gonna start chucking $hit in a minute!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think

Blame Flo Rida will be an ongoing theme.

by HotChipWillBreakYourLegs on Apr 8, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No idea

Though I am thoroughly pissed about missing the first hour of Saturday’s game.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

None of the games are showing right now, so I don't know if I'm just blocked from the pre-game or the games

If I can’t watch the games DirectTV is going to feel the wrath of LOU!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had about a minute

of the FSN guys a few minutes ago on mlb.tv but now nothing….

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There it is! Had to reset the satellite. F'n technology!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's after working hours, where the hell is everyone?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably second-game syndrome

After the buildup and anticipation for Opening Day, the second game always seems dull. And the fact that it comes two days after the opener doesn’t help. It seems like there are always 20,000 people or fewer for the second game at Shea.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can someone tell me why MLB network can't broadcast the 1st hour of

the saturday Met game? I get that Fox has exclusive rights during that time but isn’t it counterproductive to have a MLB game not be televised? Its not 1950!!!!

by Major on Apr 8, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know brother,

But I just checked “The Network’s” web site and it states they will be doing Thursday night games. Earlier they said they would be doing a Saturday night game. Wonder when that changed?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good f'n point

because Bud Selig is a dick

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright

Someone else is a Bud hater here! Sweet!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See MLBn's t.v. schedule

here

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Full belly of ham and a baked potato

I’m primed!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Get ready to take it to the max

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had some lamb...

… and a glass of port. I am ready to take it to the max. Yeehah here comes coverage.

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh. A worldy individual.

I had a nice ’09 Motts apple juice

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um no one in Ohio is at the game

the stands, they’s empty!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what, is there a pig beauty contest tonight in cinci?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

meh it's wet

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FSTennessee has terrible graphics and audio

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah i don't know whether to be annoyed or thankful

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heads up

Most things in Tennessee are terrible. 18 years of experience has helped me understand that

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm the only one

who hasn’t spent money to watch Mets games this year?

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

me neither

unless you count 700 bucks in LA and Houston to see them

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me neither

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't

I get SNY.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

That was a good catch

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

too bad keppinger wasn't starting

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did we let him go?

Such a talent.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn Spider Man!

hella catch

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That

was a great catch

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeez if I ever need to go into witness protection

i’m going to request cinci

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd suggest Boise, Idaho

“Ahem” not that I’d know anything, “ahem”

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make sure

you wear a “Witness Protection Program” t-shirt and cap, a la Homer

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that the

good Alex Gonzalez or evil Alex Gonzalez??

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good AB by Reyes

the lineup seems more patient so far

by Major on Apr 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Surely that hair style must be hell to keep up with

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

both I bet

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Volquez

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

was just thinking that

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

although I did like

the shot of Reyes wearing an MLB sanctioned Doo-rag. I didn’t know they made those

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Murphy lose some weight since last year?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he tried to inject roids

but the needles just bent on his superstrong skin

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, and he also kills two stones with one bird

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I CAN HAS IRISH HAMMER?

reds announcers accusing Hamma of stealing signs

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damn you beat me

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

looking back at the catcher before the pitch

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dennis the menace

stealing signs

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the tim mccarver-sounding bastard

says that murphy has a ‘glint in his eye’

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you kidding me?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moneyballin'

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ho Hum

another great patient at-bat by Daniel Murphy

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I still have yet to see Sheffield in the uniform.

Just curious to see him on the bench smiling fuming

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reply to the dudes above who havent bought shit

do you all have SNY?
also, I guess comcast and mlb are giving away games early in the season, because its on. Or else we’ve got their package and I didn’t know about it.

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah the MLB extra innings is on a free thing til weekend

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW

That was a shot!

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DELGONO!!!

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

D-GOT-IT!!!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOHOOO

I APOLOGIZE YOU STILL ARE GOOD CARLOS

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I called that in my living room by the way

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

giggle

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no really

i just didn’t want to show off. Beltran will now hit. and steal second.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take that!

Volquez, you have been Delgadowned

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe that was a 3 wood

Did you hear that ball come off the bat?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yea, awesome

I own Volquez in the AA league

but screw him

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you really

dropping Kemp, etc?

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm very familiar with that dilemma

Cheering for the Mets and then cheering for my fantasy team.

I must admit, my all mostly Mets squad is doing well.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beltran hit that too hard AGAIN

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, humidity must be high

Volquez is sweatin

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and now Beltran

Volquez not fooling anyone

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Murphy must be stealing signs for everyone

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These Cincy announcers

are awful! The advert for the berry ice cream was painful.

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cincy might be the most depressing sports city

in America. That or Kansas City, I’m not sure

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

They it is just the most depressing city overall

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not for long

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!!!

As a long-suffering Knicks fan, I pray to God they get him.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

But he knows the Nets don’t have the money to sign him. Most people take LeBron’s mingling with him to mean that he’s thinking about the Knicks.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nooo.

It’s all Nets, my friend.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lebron never gets called for fouls

i read that today. i think he’s never fouled out of a game this year

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heard the same report on ESPN

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NBA= fixed

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN=pisses me off

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the

McCarver/Brantley mix is killing me, man

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh dear

That’s like having constipation after a hemorrhoidectomy

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy Crap

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltran caught....

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOW

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not bloody likely

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad call, maybe

we’ll see after the break. (or if you have a dvr, you can save us the suspense…)

by Patrick Clark on Apr 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey guys

Pelf is coming

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pelfz0r

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

right down the zone!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he could use some lester hayes like stick'em

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's incredible that his reputation with the away announcers is now "throws strikes"

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tastes like chicken

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow a thrown bat actually hit someone in the stands

color me amazed

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

pelfrey is nasty

by Patrick Clark on Apr 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love that

the announcer just implied Jerry Hairston Jr could carry a club single-handed!

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he meant a golf club

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

give it right back delgado

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

His 'stache may have

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, Mex would have turned two

and there wasn’t even a baserunner

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IDK about that

not a knock on Carlos but that’s a MUCH easier play for a lefty, especially one like Keith

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

strikes

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

STRIKES

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

let's go triple play

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no dusty is about to call a double steal

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by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the bases are almost clogged!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

triple play!!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

STRIKES

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Verducci is in Pelf's head

along with his tongue

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ball has movement

but command seems way off so far

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that "everybody clap your hands" sounds like it's from NY

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THROW STRIKES

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon

no free bases here

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is where you need an out pitch

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by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

when he's on

he can just elavate. but that wasn’t elavated. that was a cock shot

by Patrick Clark on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol these Reds announcers are god awful

They said that because Pelf is “focused” on the hitter, the runners could “take a little extra” and swipe third. With a lefty hitter up. Even though that hitter is the 3 hitter in the lineup. Wow

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Votta catastrophe

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just shit in my boxers

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lead, we hardly knew ye.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good mood gone too

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sniff, sniff

I smell Derrick Lowe. Sigh…

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why get Lowe when you can get Oliver Perez?

think man think.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it

That wasn’t a great pitch but he is incredibly strong and that was a great piece of hitting to go the other way with that pitch about 400 feet

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damn, does every pitch have to be in the heart of the plate?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he has his grove on

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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sdlkfjawpioej’dal;d;akf/.,N?.;:fn;sdkfn/asf

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+ knf03gnivejw#$^&**(^%$@!$^TGGU

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

ijff34fewvf,mkdijdskd jde

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh oh oh

that’s gotta smart

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

triple shit

I sat Phillips in the same league!

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fired!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gotta go soon

but forward this message to Pelfrey for me:
THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES THROW STRIKES

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well

he threw two and the got shwacked!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't think Pelfrey likes this ballpark

gave up 3 home runs here in a start last year. Of course few pitchers would be totally ok in this launching pad

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that Pelfrey?

What the hell???

The 2009 NY Mets: WE GOT K-ROD! OMG, Putz, too! Sign Lowe! Lowe's a Brave. Sign Manny! Tim Redding, WTF? Sign Manny! Sheets or Perez? SHEETS! Perez?? Oh, Sheets is hurt -- good job, Minaya! WTF?! SIGN MANNY!

by ZaBlanc on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The japanese and koreans made these plays look so easy

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Encouragingly spry play

from Luis “What knees?” Castillo

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Crap

these reds announcers are blaming Adam Dunn for being bad and saying Bruce’s productive out is the best thing ever

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i stopped listening to them

they’re easy to ignore i think

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe they're drinkin some good suthin mash in the booth

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked the

up and in “keep ’em honest” pitch too

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone know what that "thing" is that they warm up with in the on deck circle

I could use that thing in SE D.C.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

geez

i’m late to the thread and it’s already too long to read…pelf get some friggin outs

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe if pelf stoped licking his hand like a fucking amusement park lollipop!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Everything is tailing in

now it’s not spitballin’…

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the first shitty pitching of the 2009 season

i was hoping we’d make it to thurs

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that sums it up

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DP now, DP!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

one more walk

and the long man better get start getting loose. could really use a double play here

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the McCarver/Brantley mix dude

is talking about doing things to help you “battle” better at the plate. Someone likes Dusty!

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

pelfrey is a horse when he works up there

by Patrick Clark on Apr 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good ol country what?

Did he really say that?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

has Pelf cleared the pitcher yet

i can’t watch

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy fucking shit.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh man

delgado reyes oh man

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry man

that was a lousy toss

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even if he had dropped it

the runner was about two-thirds of the way to first. He could have just picked it up and gotten the out. Inexcusable.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FOR THE LOVE OF F'N CHRIST!

THIS ISN’T SPRING TRAINING OR THE WBC. GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASS!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not a good stretch by delgado

and he’s usually good at those picks

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This intentional walk

has potential disaster written all over it!

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon!

the toss could have been better too! if the first baseman has to lean towards right field, the toss ain’t that great!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think all three are guilty as hell

that so rarely happens when all three defensive players have their head up their asses on the same play—can they give 3 errors?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha or a 1/3 to each

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PELFREY!

IT’S THE PITCHER! C’MON!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3-2

Holy fuck. You’ve thrown 40 pitches! Get it over!

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My theory, with no research

is that the mets like to combine shitty pitching and shitty defense—this is the kind of thing that kills young pitchers and boneheaded pitchers like ollie.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was all delgado

throw really was not all that bad. should not be an error on Reyes. Delgado has to catch that.

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

someone get the IV ready. Pelfrey is gonna be dehydrated getting back to the dugout

man, it feels like last year again

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's basically the same team

The only major difference is that we have Putz and F-Rod. We’re still playing like we did last year, and the middle innings will still be a huge problem IMO. (Thanks, Omar!)

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank God...

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah welcome to 2008!!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

08?

Oh…I get it

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was agreeing with you!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know how to screw it up sometimes huh?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Ayala coming in?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's

Heilman when you need him?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

snort

Rally Caps!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah! That's what we need! Buy a GM!

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heeheeheehee

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn't that just read

INF

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rcvd

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...in better news

Skankees are getting beat 2-0 in top of 3rd

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AARGH!

Hello. I am new to Amazin Avenue, and I’m Eric’s sister. I was with him, the Mets were winning 2-0, then I leave for 2 minutes and they’re losing! I need some support in order to get through another season as a Mets fan!!

by StephC on Apr 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey there! Sit your bottom down honey and bring us back some luck!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're good luck then

its eric thats the problem!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh snap!

That’s gonna make the HNIC a bit peeved

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can Marlon Anderson pitch?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That would imply

some level of baseball ability. So I’m guessing a big NO>

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shef came up as a pitcher though

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reds broadcast just flashed Scheinder's stats

over Castillos face.
 i guess they have a point

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's a top notch institution they've got goin on there

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Luis Castillo

ALMOST swung at some point during that at bat

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mr. OBP

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh look. A CITI commercial

Splendid. Advertising that will only make me feel worse.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what if a batted ball hits the Tundra?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Toyota will get to takeover GM

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

would they want it?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They'd improve it.

Or they could teach young up and coming Japanese car manufacturers: “This is an example of what not to do.”

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoever it was complaining about not starting players, don't feel bad

So far, Pelf has a 36.00 ERA…And I started him

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ditto

though not in the AA thankfully

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cincy announcer

just describes 82 year old woman as “thrilled to death” – hmmm

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

Pelf has to be exhausted

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!!

Next time I’ll stay with Eric until the end of the game. Now I just have to figure out how to watch the game and post at the same time, since my computer is not near my tv!!

by StephC on Apr 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I used to struggle with that

until I got a laptop.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd suggest stretching really hard and using your toes

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is there a wall that could be knocked down?

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Note to Pelf

Throw more sinkers on the black like that

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamma!!!

What defensive problems?

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm trying really hard to find a reason to hate this young guy

I just can’t seem to do it. Way to go kid!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

jewish hammer?

reminiscent of sean green with the hat flop

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

better results

this time for Mike Pelfrey

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Definitely

an encouraging inning.

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang...

Mets Blog gets t.v. play?

…Julia Alexandria is pretty cute

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

she came from an internet show called Wallstrip

i prefer the other host, Lindsay Campbell. Not that I’ve researched it or anything.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

so, if I need something researched, I assume it’s safe not to come to you. :-)

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just think its important to rank your preferences

when it comes to obscure internet “hosts”

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rcvd

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh God, Keith

Way to plug your sponsor.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Reyes smiling at Volquez?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great AB

by Reyes. Let’s see if they try a hit-and-run with Murphy up, or just let him run

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

first Dick Pole mention tonight by Gary

its amazing that they can mention his name without even the hint of a chuckle or laugh Very mature of them

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

rough beginning for Big Pelf?

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it was like 2008 captured in a single inning

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

understatement of the night

good evening CPP. couldn’t resist

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should be wondering..

…how many bases Taveras could steal if he had any ability to hit, at all.

by BlackOps on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAR!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny

He says he’s going for 100 steals this year
Whatever…

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should first try to get on base 100 times

Although I guess he can get on 33-34 times and steal 2nd, 3rd, and home every time

by James Kannengieser on Apr 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vince Coleman probably could have challenged Rickey Henderson

if he could hit. Of course, that’s what made Rickey so great.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great quote

Actually, upon perusing Baseball Reference Coleman wasn’t a terrible hitter. (Has anyone else noticed B-R’s new look?)

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it

It looks a little more, well, professional, if that’s the word I’m looking for. Much cleaner look.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks good

But like any new interface/system, it’ll take some getting used to

by James Kannengieser on Apr 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely

The old one looked pretty amateurish.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just checked it out

don’t like how the stats are cramped together….but i hate most sites when they’re redesigned. you get so used to the original.

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

That’s great.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't Rickey

say something to the effect when he was the Mets first base coach that he could steal more bases than Reyes?

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, David.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to see Mr. Met and Mr. Red in a steel caged death match @ MSG

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or Dick Pole and Razor Shines

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THey'd probably have one of those evil twin moments.

“Which one do I shoot?”

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

Or tilt his body 2-3 degrees towards 1st base…

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lead-off walks are teh awesome.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So are balks

Oh, wait, it was Angel Hernandez. Not a real balk, then.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and now a Balk

this isn’t going in the Pelfrey highlight reel

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That wasn't him, though.

Baaaad call.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

F’N Angel Hernandez! It ain’t about you!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

These guys see everything Pelf is throwing with no problem

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow...Cincy fans

In the replay the guy in the blue jacket behind home plate didn’t budge when the ball ‘almost’ left the yard

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha, he looks like he might be sleeping.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, people who sit there annoy me so much

The vast majority do not care about baseball. The worst is when they call someone and say, “Look, I’m on TV! Do you see me?! Call everyone you know and tell them I’m on TV!”

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should be taken to the batting cages

sans bat.

Get my drift?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

love a gif

any gif

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many times has that pitch missed in the same spot?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Trying not to keep tack.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was way too close.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

We are safe… for now

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

I guess I should have chosen ‘fly balls’ in the swag contest tonight

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You think?

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOO!!!

I can’t tell who said it, but I would HATE an international draft.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

Who is that yay-hoo shouting in the field mike? “Here’s comes strike three-eeee . . . WOO!”

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he's the same idiot waving and chatting on the cell phone

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, he's actually really loud.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

quit complaining

at least you don’t have to listen to brenneman and the cowboy. brutal!

by whynot on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Ahmed Chalabi

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sadly

he was right on that pitch

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

touche.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he did his research

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it, that was really close.

Next time, Beltran, next time.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I take it things aren't going well

I think I’m writing a paper. So I haven’t been able to follow the game.

by Gina on Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was me on the first game.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, yes

“Doing” homework while watching the game.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm very proud of you Gina

I’m supposed to be writing mine, but I just couldn’t let the Mets faithful down

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Big Pelf = too many pitches. Bad 1st inning with a two-run lead. And now you’re caught up.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I told myself I was writing a paper

like 4 hours ago but mostly I’ve been staring at my computer blankly.

Also silver lining. Only one man has been left on base.

by Gina on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's something to be said for plagarism

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh ok

know the feeling well

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game isn't over.

We will see the Cincy pen soon

by Major on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

far from it in this stadium.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And suddenly, it gets interesting.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice English Church

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job, Church.

I’m going to be livid if Sheffield gets significant playing time.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he'll be livid if he doesn't

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, too bad for him, that's what I say.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, look who's up to bat

Mr. RBI himself

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brian Schneider, that power hitter.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

especially with

RISP

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But maybe he'll walk! And Castillo's gonna either walk or strikeout.

Then Mike Pelfrey, with all of his numerous hits, can hit for us!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear a large sucking sound

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

plate discipline

i can learn to love it.

…uh-oh. Here’s Mr. OBP

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mr. "Strikeout-Looking and/or Walk"

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

castillo

now would be a nice time for a rare castillo homerun….or non-single hit

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll take a single

Hell, I’m realistic.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll even take the walk

Keep Volquez throwing a little more.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa, that was close!

Maybe Volquez can hit/walk Pelf.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmmmm

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

green light?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What do you know? Castillo swings at none of his five pitches.

Way to go, player.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pull pelf?

see what sheff can do!

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How can Pelfrey redeem himself?

Oh, I know. Grand Slam!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, it's a new year.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A visit from Dick Pole!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Volquez has been comforted by Dick Pole.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He keeps getting up.

That’s all I got.

Squid92’s is much better.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the pitching coach just said:

I’m gonna come at your ass like a spider monkey on red bull if you don’t get this guy out

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

7 for 89, eh?

Big Pelf’s due!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh...

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOB will f'n kill us this year. I've said it numerous f'n times. Dammit!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it feels like the 164th game of last season

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hear ya

but…man, same thing last year, then this spring training and now…

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

true dat

i just want to leave last year behind

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, IDK Mike Pelfrey counts.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah heck

Get ’em next ups.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On the plus side, check the Yankees game.

7-1 Orioles, top of the 5th.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man! Gotta love that!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Was it Burnett tonight? It’d be a dang shame if both their big-ticket pitchers crapped out.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Tex is currently 0 for 7 this season.

Man, life is good.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

I keep hearing people say “They’ll probably win 100 games this year.” Even if they do, I don’t expect anything drastically different in the playoffs. None of their big free agents have done anything in the playoffs.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A disciple of the Dick Pole pitching method.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When Wang is up to bat

“Wang drills one in the hole!”

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wang

Who cares — it’s just as nice.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Wang

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they traded Wang to Cincinnati

His pitching coach would be Dick Pole

by James Kannengieser on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it, you beat me...

…just like Dick Pole.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad this got started

Nothin like a Wang being mentored by a Dick

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just think of the penis envy

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wonder if the cowboy has any experience with Dick Pole?

the cinci announcers wish they could quit you

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kerry Wood could benefit from him.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would really help him learn to pound the zone.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well for all the jokes about Dick Pole, he's old school

his pitchers do always know when its appropriate to drill the guy on the other team.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what you're saying is..

…He’s a real Dick

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he can be hard

to get along with

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

leaves you feeling a bit flacid after getting yelled at

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There it is!

Best one of the night!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really? Our pitchers have to hit better?

You don’t expect mid .200 batting averages from them, do you?

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, but i think we were bottom 1/3 last year

have to do better. i’d take mid 100’s

by whynot on Apr 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they need some 80 pitch drills

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you really improve that without getting new pitchers?

I think most managers (and pitchers) would consider it a waste of time to really tutor them. And I’m inclined to agree.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's probably so

they can either hit or not. cubs last year really had a good hitting staff. makes the bottom of the order so much better.

by whynot on Apr 8, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it definitely helps if they're good

But I don’t think it’s that much of a detriment if they aren’t, since that’s to be expected.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well livan should help

but ollie, maine, and pelf are brutal

by whynot on Apr 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hairston is the unluckiest s.o.b. in the world

Well, him and Bartman

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

licking hands in HD

yuck

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pelf has an interesting looking face.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I...do...not...know...what...to...make...of...that...comment

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The licking hands thing made me feel awkward.

And his tongue kinda like…I don’t know. It just looks like he really needs that mouthpiece.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In HD it's like watching

Something from the National Geographic channel

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jeebus, that pitch...

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good pitch, Pelf.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So Pelf

is good in the even numbered innings tonight…

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose!

Get it started, son.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Everybody clap yo hands

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that what they're saying?

I always thought it was “crap your pants”.

by Eric Simon on Apr 8, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woulda helped to have know that sooner

I could have saved quite a bit in embarrassment and cleaning bills.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed

So many wasted pants.

by Eric Simon on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was given that impression by Kevin James' "Lets Go Mets!"

He got…umm…into it.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

switching to LOST

maybe the mets will have better luck without my watching

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you stay right where you are!!!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay, Lost!

I can’t wait to see what random, nonsensical and wholly unsatisfying thing happens tonight!

by Eric Simon on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terrible show

I’m convinced the writers are laughing at everyone who keeps watching…

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

even the characters are starting to notice

that they’ve done/experienced this scenario before. They are jumping the shark every five minutes.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That show is right up there with Paris Hilton's simple life

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

it’s gotten ridiculous, but it’s too late to give up on it now…i don’t think it’s quite jumped the shark like 24 has though

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you rang?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Irish Hammer!

Way to hit it the other, uh, way!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it. My TV turned off right before your comment.

What happened?

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Single down the 3d base line

Nicely struck to cover, if you will.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hammah's a beast

love going the other way

by njmetfan12 on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wright

just seems a little slow with the bat.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wright needs to get a big hit here

or be sent down to AAA for seasoning

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

reds announcers

are really on murph about looking back at catcher

by whynot on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that aint an announcer thats a "cowboy"

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG

Just because your team has generally sucked for the last 18 years…

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bleecch

I’ll take it

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo . . .

big luck there.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

foul

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was very

The Natural-esque

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True that

Beautiful.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm...

green light or watch it?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

are you on dial up?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"you've got mail"

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

time to upgrade

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 for 15 with RISP?

Ouch.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Volquez

only throwing fastballs now it seems

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or not

tough pitch

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

see, i switch channels

and the bases are loaded with none out…excellent

by englishgrey on Apr 8, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

swingin' at ball 4

at least he made contact.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, indeed.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pedro-esque

without any semblance of Pedro’s command

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a bad result

And now, VOLTRON.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We'll take it!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I'll take it.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OK . . .

that was not terrible?

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

productive at-bat

against some tough pitches

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well not the worst thing

Beltran is going to deliver this game right here. Tanks Dusty!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

VOLTRON!!!!1

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Voltron!

VOLTRON!!!!!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!

Good baserunning, David.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Dusty!

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and thanks

back of the mound

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worst. Met. Ever.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looks disinterested

Not like Derek Jeter. He’s steely.

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On a serious note

the guy is awesome — shame his legacy will likely be overshadowed by those other 3 guys. Though I suspect he likes it that way.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Jeter's got an edge

another ball hit way too hard for Beltran; that runner might not have scored.

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he shouldn't hit it so hard, then

hitting balls hard is the mark of an unclutch player.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thus, he's bad.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terrible

I only wish he had some respect for the game, like Torino and Rollins.

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this point, he's beyond help

I would have some peace of mind if Omar Minaya held a press conference and said “Look, I screwed up. It was an awful decision. I’ve scarred this franchise for decades.”

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even more unclutch than David Wright.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should no better than that

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

McDonald's with some catchy music

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and now we get into that vaunted Reds Bullpen

Dick Pole is going to have to work hard tonight

by Endys Game on Apr 8, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Dick recognizes that Edinson has blown his wad

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's gonna pull him

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dick Pole always works hard

That’s kind of his thing.

by Eric Simon on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dick Pole should not be brought out in the prescense of Church.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

someone is on their game tonight

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you, thank you very much.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, you really are

That was another good one.

"One of the nice things about baseball is that there are no rules you can't break." - Jim Bouton

by Prince on Apr 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick Massett

Nice accounting name

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah, Church.

Oh well.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dick is always better than Church

wait…

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OK I am retiring. It’s 2.15am here and I have to be up early. Hold onto that slender lead for me…

by deadspy3 on Apr 8, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sweet dreams sally

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha

“Dickerson strokes one out to shortstop…”

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

you beat me to it ba$tard

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beat you!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still think he came in prematurally.

Embarassing.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

night at the apollo for you!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I coulda sworn that was the Phillies

HI-OH!

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How dare you

the Phillies always play the game the right way, in the spirit of leadership and Phight!

by jasondg on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh snap!

Actually, they’re last in the league in having that appendage. I mean, have you seen Shane Victorino and thought to yourself, “That guy’s compensating for something”? I know I have.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

96

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

reds announcers rehearsing the collapse narrative

first of many im sure this season

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I suppose it's the only way they get to talk about a play-off race

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing, and I mean nothing

will beat the amount of times TBS’s crew said: “fisting” during the AL playoff series

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 8, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks on the pitch count

brenneman is regaling everybody with the mets 07-08 collapses.

by whynot on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah crap!

so close, Dub . . .

'Oh yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you've got to hand it to him. He isn't a crook. He's a fan.'

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs