An Open Letter To ESPN
To whom it may concern:
Please remove Steve Phillips from all of your baseball broadcasts. During Baseball Tonight and SportsCenter, Phillips has been a relatively unspectacular commentator. Allowing Phillips to speak outside of these timed, mostly scripted intervals, however, has proven to be like a jailbreak, where the prisoners are all the stupidest thoughts about baseball.
After the Mets got off to a modest start this season, Steve Phillips used the late-innings of a Mets/Braves broadcast to hop on all the worst bandwagons of opinion about this team. He latched onto the most nebulous accusations against the Mets, many perpetrated by his successor as GM, Omar Minaya. Phillips accused the team of "lacking edge" a sentiment I've argued is a refuge for people who can't understand the real issues with a team. He cited Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran, and David Wright, in particular, as lacking this edge, and in turn, attributed the Mets inability to reach the playoffs on them. To the rational observer, this statement seemed pretty ironic, since Wright, Beltran, and Reyes have been shown to be more helpful in bringing their team to the postseason, than just one other player in the National League. Phillips also claimed the Mets lacked a player that "never made mistakes," truly a lofty goal in a sport where even the best players fail 60% of the time. Derek Jeter and Kevin Youkilis were then contrasted as two players who never make mistakes, a claim that probably didn't help your networks' perceived pandering to the biggest markets.
If Mr. Phillips thinks Derek Jeter is perfect, it probably explains much about why his time with the Mets came to a screeching halt in the early-2000s. Jeter represents some of the most overvalued qualities in baseball: hitting for average and fundamentally solid, no-range fielding. Thankfully the Wilpons canned Steve Phillips when they did, because I hate to imagine how he'd fare in a market that's increasingly focused on young talented players and advanced fielding metrics, neither of which Phillips seems to believe in.
Before ESPN's most recent broadcast of the Mets, however, the setting was different. Entering yesterday's game, the Mets were in first place in the East, and much of the stupid "edge" talk surrounding this team had died down. I think the accused, David Wright, said it best:
"The definition of edge is going out there and getting a few wins, and then all of a sudden you don't have to worry about anyone talking about edge anymore"
Many of us expected Phillips to back down from his earlier platitudes, or at least, act as if it had never happened. Instead, he went on the offensive, accusing David Wright and Jose Reyes of lacking leadership. At this point, somewhat miraculously, the much-maligned Joe Morgan came to the rescue and began rebutting much of the stupidity coming out of Phillips' mouth. Joe Morgan, a man who your own employees had allegedly accused of misinformed broadcasting, a man who had a wildly successful website devoted to making fun of his ineptitude, suddenly sounded like the voice of reason. Morgan pleaded with Phillips that Wright's leadership was subtle and still developing. He argued that Reyes' fun-loving attitude was not necessarily a bad thing. Ol' Joe even made the most obvious point of all: there's absolutely no way the Mets would be better off without their superstars. At one point, Phillips even cited New York talk radio, the lowest common denominator of sports discussion, for the idea of trading Jose Reyes. Joe Morgan laughed.
Still Phillips persisted, and I wanted at that point to ask him a few questions of my own, like: "Do you think the Toronto Blue Jays would mind Wright's lack of leadership?" or "How bad would the Indians be if they suffered through Reyes' immature antics?" Every time I see your network's "Best Team In Baseball" ad, in which Phillips brags about drafting Wright, I die a little inside. I suggest a new ad, where Phillips instead says "...and that's how Mike Hampton rejected my 8-year contract offer, thus giving me a supplemental pick, which I then used to draft high-school third baseman, who I repeatedly tried to trade for crappy outfielders."
Perhaps the most telling part of the whole broadcast was when Phillips had to deliver an obviously prepared presentation on Carlos Beltran being a five-tool player, after ripping him. Needless to say, he wasn't too convincing. At that point, Joe Morgan devolved back into his usual sub-moronic drivel about "the sixth-tool being the brain," which Phillips saw as a great chance to talk about what he really thought about Carlos Beltran. "Carlos Beltran doesn't always exemplify a strong mental game" or something like that, cue video of him not sliding into home. Forget the preponderance of statistical evidence showing Beltran to be one of the smarter baserunners ever. At that point, however, I just turned off the TV.
So, please fire Steve Phillips, or at least remove him from broadcasts. He nearly drove one organization into the ground with his lack of baseball knowledge and I fear he will do the same to yours.
--Sam
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Beautiful
Everything you said was just spot on. +inifinity.
by DevonEdwards on May 18, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd as much as I can
I say we make sure this letter gets lots and lots of rec’s. Then, everyone who reads it and agrees with it print it out, and send it by regular mail to the ESPN offices.
ESPN
ESPN Plaza, 935 Middle St.
Bristol, CT 06010
We’ll flood them with copies of this very letter. Just think, for the cost of a postage stamp, you can help reclaim your sports broadcasts. You can help get Steve Phillips fired.
"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet
What a fool I was to defy him"
-HST
by Meddler on May 18, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bravo. Bravo.
I posted the Ombudsman’s feedback page on the gamethread. Please, please, go there everybody. Please.
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
by squid92 on May 18, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I had most of these thoughts during the game myself
Great job summarizing all that is wrong with Phillips
by englishgrey on May 18, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
Very impressive job cranking this out so quick Sam, that didn’t take long at all, lol.
"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet
What a fool I was to defy him"
-HST
by Meddler on May 18, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew I heard a bunch of inane BS coming from the ESPN box
and I was allll the way over in section 107.
"But it's not over yet, everybody thinks it over, but if we can just get the Earth to reverse rotation...this thing can be played again. So there you go, New York Mets......motherf*ckers." - Jon Stewart
by pingel on May 18, 2009 1:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Mets fans
We Giants fans (who also had to suffer through ESPN’s painful broadcast) will gladly accept Beltran, Wright, or Reyes, since apparently Steve Phillips thinks they should be on the trading block. In exchange, you can have any or all of Aaron Rowand, Rich Aurilia and Randy Winn, who we are told have plenty of ‘edge’ and ‘intangibles’ to make up for their lack of ‘talent’ and ‘ability to play the game of baseball well.’
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on May 18, 2009 2:04 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Not funny
Lets not jab at each other about Mr. Phillips’ horrible, horrible words. Lets unite in our utter disdain against him!
"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet
What a fool I was to defy him"
-HST
by Meddler on May 18, 2009 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are you talking about?
How is this a jab? He’s clearly making fun of Phillips’ idiocy.
by riise on May 18, 2009 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know I was kidding too lol
"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet
What a fool I was to defy him"
-HST
by Meddler on May 18, 2009 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
makes me so happy Steve Phillips got fired, even if it did cost us the kid who was traded for Victor Zambrano
by cjmulrain on May 18, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering he tried
to trade David Wright for Jose Cruz Jr. and tried to trade Jose Reyes in the deal for Roberto Alomar, I may even prefer Duquette’s brand of idiocy.
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
by squid92 on May 18, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
God that was awful
I nearly choked on my breakfast listening to Steve Phillips’ complete inanity. Argh!
by deadspy3 on May 18, 2009 6:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice letter
If you’re going to send it to ESPN, some of the grammar should be cleaned up, but it’s good stuff.
I will not allow the denigration of the life essence
by GenJackRipper on May 18, 2009 7:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah I probably won't bother
but a reader passed along the obudsman link, in case you guys have your own rants:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?id=2826900
and the “contact us”
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?page=contact/index
King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president
by Sam Page on May 18, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was me. Thank you, thank you. Hold your applause.
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
by squid92 on May 18, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah it was someone else
I couldn’t find your link in the gamethread, because well, it was in the gamethread.
King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president
by Sam Page on May 18, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good work, Sam
"The definition of edge is going out there and getting a few wins, and then all of a sudden you don’t have to worry about anyone talking about edge anymore," Wright said. "That's a thing in the past. Go ask Omar about that."
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on May 18, 2009 7:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
phrases like “sub-moronic” should be omitted, at least when not applied to Steve Phillips.
I will not allow the denigration of the life essence
by GenJackRipper on May 18, 2009 7:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
intagibles are indeed
the last resort of the sub-moronic color man.
looks like i made the right decision going to the MC Chris show last night and not staying home to watch that abortion.
HELLO HELLO MR WILPON. WE WANT THE MANSION NOT THE CONDO.
by kendynamo on May 18, 2009 9:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
Do you think this letter has enough edge?
by Reg Dunlop on May 18, 2009 9:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Great article, really sums up his ineptitude
and bizarre hatred very well
by njmetfan12 on May 18, 2009 10:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Considering ESPN's track record
with Joe Morgan, Joe Theisman et al., I don’t think they really care what their viewers think. The ombudsman is just there so they can pay some lip service and then ignore his/her advice.
by Mount17 on May 18, 2009 11:44 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Braves fan here....
…and no great lover of the Mets (to say the least), and he even gets under my skin. During the Braves/Mets game last week I was incredulous — what an idiot!
by sddbaker on May 18, 2009 12:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks
for what it’s worth, if John Scheurholz got fired by the Braves and then got a gig with ESPN and spent an entire telecast talking about how Chipper Jones isn’t a winning player or a leader b/c the Braves haven’t won a World Series since he became the “man” there, I’d get pissed off too.
by cjmulrain on May 18, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if to some degree
I enjoy the occasional ESPN broadcast just so I can make fun of it.
I don’t want Phillips/Morgan anywhere near a playoff game though.
by TheBigStapler on May 18, 2009 12:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job
You’d think Phillips would at least swallow his pride when on national TV. Instead, he has degenerated to Sal-from-Bay-Ridge-you’re-on-the-FAN status in order to keep his grudge against the Mets going. How on earth can the higher ups at ESPN listen to this fool and not be totally embarrassed?
Joe Morgan sounded sane and reasonable compared to Steve. JOE MORGAN! Good lord, that alone should be enough to get one fired.
2009 Mets: maybe its the Phillies turn to have a terrible bullpen?
by Greenpoint Ian on May 18, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad that the Phillips backlash has been so big
Forget about Joe Morgan. When you make Mike Francesca the voice of reason, you need to quit. I highly doubt that ESPN will actually do anything about this, but at least they’ll (hopefully) understand that there are people who want their analysts to be, you know, analytical.
Really, Jerry?
by Prince on May 18, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
beltran
i mean a guy that hits a 100 rbi in 3 seasons in a row, that doesnt go out and beat his wife or use hgh or gets a dwi
there are not many players in the league that just show up and play great everyday
also steve thanks for trading away kazmir. that makes sense
on the series from this weekend
while the giants suck, the mets looked pretty good for what we had on the field. my only question is why doesnt mauel like dan murphy. i think he fits well in the 2nd hole
by jhroac02 on May 18, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Steve didn't trade Kazmir.
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
by squid92 on May 18, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
metsblog linked to this
and for whatever i found segue to the link hilarious. after a bunch of ellpises and fluff about phillips, cerrone switches back to the non-italicized news voice and calmly sates “In a post to Amazin Avenue, Sam asks that ESPN fire Phillips.”
i donbt know why that cracked me up but it did. it made me picture some serious editorial on CNN about politics and then they cut to he anchorman who says something like, ‘in a related story, the president asks that fans totally murder steve phillips’.
HELLO HELLO MR WILPON. WE WANT THE MANSION NOT THE CONDO.
by kendynamo on May 18, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
“Every time I see your network’s “Best Team In Baseball” ad, in which Phillips brags about drafting Wright, I die a little inside. I suggest a new ad, where Phillips instead says “…and that’s how Mike Hampton rejected my 8-year contract offer, thus giving me a supplemental pick, which I then used to draft high-school thirdbaseman, who I repeatedly tried to trade for crappy outfielders.”
That might be the single greatest thing I have ever read on this site. Thank you, Sam!
Also, did anyone else have the same reaction I did when Beltran hit that double in the 8th? As soon as he pulled into 2nd, I looked at my fiance and said “Yup, we should trade him. A player with heart would have hit a home run there.” Can I be an ESPN analyst now???
"You know I am only teasing. I love you gals out there -- always have." - Keith Hernandez
by OSUmets on May 18, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
Especially since it came right after Aaron Rowand (who is one of the “gritty” players that Phillips would presumably prefer to Beltran) grounded into a bases-loaded, one out DP on the first pitch.
2009 Mets: maybe its the Phillies turn to have a terrible bullpen?
by Greenpoint Ian on May 18, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know, I'm beginning to think that all this anti-Beltran bullshit could end up really working for him
For myself, I figure my (immense) Beltran love is 89% actually justified, and 11% (see what I did there?) sympathy for him in reaction to the haters. The more stupid stuff people say about him, the more people with working brains will write screeds about it. Give it another few years, perhaps the whole baseball-watching population will be tipped over into a love of Beltran akin to, say, DiMaggio.
by SupT on May 18, 2009 5:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So "underrated," he gets to " properly rated?"
Could work— would love to see it happen. I hope one day I get drowned in postcareer Beltran love, to the extent that I’m talking people down from the ledge for their OVERRATING him.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on May 18, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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