Bad News Mets

by centerpede 101 on May 19, 2009 2:26 AM EDT

This game was too easy to win but the bad news mets found a way to loose it.Angel Paquan and Carlos Beltran not catching a ball. MR. Reed not making a perfect throw to the plate to get a force play. Let's not forget Ryan Church not touching third base. Come on fellas, the bad news bears would of been proud of you guys. Tim Redding and the bullpen was great and if the mets loose the N.L. east by one game then they will remember this game. That seven game winning streak seems so long ago. Come on fellas five errors in a game. You couldn't do that on playstation even if you tried. The mets need to shake off this game and win this series. The Dodgers are good but not that good. All of the mets fans hope that we will not see the bad news mets ever again.

The money that the Mets are waisting on Oliver Perez could have been used to sign Derek Lowe or Pedro Martinez. It will be real hard for the Mets to go to the post season with Perez in the bullpen or in the starting rotation. He can't pitch past two innings and when he does he walks five or six peolple. The Mets should have known that this would be a problem because no other team was trying to sign Perez. So we should just sign Pedro and call it a day. Besides Pedro could never pitch this bad even on his bad day.

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The way you say fellas makes me think you look like this

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on May 19, 2009 2:51 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

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Seriously, how are you still posting crap like this? Do you even read the comments? Stop it, please — or just take your act to MetsBlog instead, where writing like a dizzy third-grader seems to be the house style.

by anonymous on May 19, 2009 3:25 AM EDT reply actions

Have you not noticed the site bot?

"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet

What a fool I was to defy him"

-HST

by Mark Himmelstein on May 19, 2009 3:48 AM EDT reply actions

Apparently

the site bot is sleeping in this morning.

by James Kannengieser on May 19, 2009 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions

I just meant in general

And I figured it would show up eventually.

"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet

What a fool I was to defy him"

-HST

by Mark Himmelstein on May 19, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions

Angel Paquan is truly the shame of the franchise

"The definition of edge is going out there and getting a few wins, and then all of a sudden you don’t have to worry about anyone talking about edge anymore," Wright said. "That's a thing in the past. Go ask Omar about that."

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on May 19, 2009 7:28 AM EDT reply actions

He's just awful, those hits he had last night.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on May 19, 2009 8:15 AM EDT up reply actions

LOL

by Major on May 19, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions

How dare you

call the Mets loose.

by James Kannengieser on May 19, 2009 9:02 AM EDT reply actions

I've got it!

centerpede 101 is the alter ego of Ben Shpigel from the NY Times!

The Mets arrived at Dodger Stadium in first place in the National League East. They left, after a 3-2 loss to the Manny Ramirez-less Dodgers in 11 innings, leaving Manuel wondering if he was managing a team sponsored by Chico’s Bail Bonds.

We've got ourselves a ball club, the Mets of New York town!

by kingcritical on May 19, 2009 9:40 AM EDT reply actions

That's some mighty fine sleuthin', Lou.

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on May 19, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions

The heck do ya mean?

by Sokojoe on May 19, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions

I dunno, bear with me this morning.

Lou’s a good detective name.

By the by, was that second paragraph added later this morning? Because it looked familiar to me, and it turned out it was the entire text of the original centerpede 101 post. I still think this is parody.

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on May 19, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions

I agree it's parody

and apparantly “I dunno” because I thought the detective Lou remark was a refrence to the movie Fargo as Lou was Margies partner’s name, ergo, my response.

by Sokojoe on May 19, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions

Ha

I ain’t seen that movie in ages.

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on May 19, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions

It's actually from The Simpsons.

by BobbyV_Incognito on May 19, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions

hmm, good catch

I was going to make a comment that, um, Perez ISN’T in the starting rotation or bullpen, so that problem is solved for now. As for Pedro, well, he might be better than Perez, but this ain’t 2003 anymore.

2009 Mets: maybe its the Phillies turn to have a terrible bullpen?

by Greenpoint Ian on May 19, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions

solved except for the fact that the Mets are still paying him $36M

by JoshNY on May 19, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions

The original post didn't include the second paragraph.

I really think centerpede is some regular here messing around. Investigation is underway.

by James Kannengieser on May 19, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions

If it is

Then whoever he/she is must have a degree in playing dumb

"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet

What a fool I was to defy him"

-HST

by Mark Himmelstein on May 19, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions

centerpede is the best mets fan

perhaps the greatest fan of any kind of all time and all space. i dont care if centerpede is screwing with or genuinely autistic or somewhere in between. these posts brighten my day and it is my contention that centerpede brings out the best in all of us.

All of the mets fans hope that we will not see the bad news mets ever again.

by kendynamo on May 19, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

the game was attached and securely fastened

but the mets STILL found a way to loose it.

centerpede 101 is probably my favorite thing about AA right now.

All of the mets fans hope that we will not see the bad news mets ever again.

by kendynamo on May 19, 2009 10:25 AM EDT reply actions

"money that the Mets are waisting on Oliver Perez"

“Waisting”? You know, I saw that “centerpede” had posted again and I immediately thought, “oh goody! More hilarious grammatical mistakes and spelling errors!” I was not disappointed.

2009 Mets: maybe its the Phillies turn to have a terrible bullpen?

by Greenpoint Ian on May 19, 2009 12:02 PM EDT reply actions

See above

sadly, that portion is a re-run.

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on May 19, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions

Money that the mets are waisting on Oliver Perez.

I am so sorry that I misspelled a word here and there. I will try to disappoint you but not typing so fast and spell my words right. Oh by the way lighten up and talk about the game not my mistakes but the mets mistakes if they make any.

Mike Dunnom

by centerpede 101 on May 19, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions

I don't understand the construction of those sentences.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on May 19, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions

Honestly we should probably thank you...

If it wasn’t for people like you, Mike Hampton might not have left for CO because of the school system, and we’d be without David Wright. Thanks Centerpede…

"If I ever decide to do a book, I've already got the title...The bases were loaded and so was I."

-Jim Fregosi

by Stephen Schmidt on May 20, 2009 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions

oh, and this post deserves this again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQrOfSxTG7U

2009 Mets: maybe its the Phillies turn to have a terrible bullpen?

by Greenpoint Ian on May 19, 2009 12:03 PM EDT reply actions

damn that Angel Paquan

he made the Mets loose last night

by BlackOps on May 19, 2009 12:36 PM EDT reply actions

Simmer down now

Holy crap, we “loose” 2 in a row after playing great ball for a few weeks and the sky is falling.

Weir playing good ball and steying in games, just a liddle ruff patch write now cauze of injarees. We’ll bee fined in no thyme, yule c!

by Pedrito on May 19, 2009 12:57 PM EDT reply actions

Actually, I can do it on playstation without trying

I’m just that bad.

by meigs1414 on May 19, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions

Actually I can do it on playstation without trying.

Come on now. You can’t be as bad as the mets were last night. If you are that bad play the game on rookie and make yourself better. Take heart there is always hope.

Mike Dunnom

by centerpede 101 on May 19, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions

by squid92 on May 19, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions

This post deserves this Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_clWTSBUA2Y

- Rivers McCown

by riversmccown on May 19, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm eagerly waiting.

Here are three players that play for the LA Sparks. 1 Lisa Leslie,2 Candice Parker,3 Delisha Milton-Jones. Rebecca Lobo played for the NY Liberty and the Houston Comets not the Sparks.

Mike Dunnom

by centerpede 101 on May 19, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions