I can't bring myself to rehash this thing, so now is as good a time as any to have some recap madlib fun. Post your recaps in the comments, and be creative.

What a adjective game! I really thought person or player was going to baseball thing or phrase but instead he other baseball thing or phrase. Things were looking pretty adjective in the inning inning, but that's when everything something that happened.

As if that weren't enough, Jerry Manuel made another adjective decision when he stupid thing Jerry did. Man, that move really had me verb-ing my noun. I was so adjective that I verb past tense a noun.

All was brought to a adjective noun when person or player thing he did. But that's baseball for ya! The next game is words.

Swag Contest

Swag contest results can be found here and the next game's swag form already available. You can read more about the swag contest here.

SB Nation Coverage

* Boxscore
* Amazin' Avenue Gamethread
* The Good Phight Gamethread

Win Probability Added

Big winners: Bobby Parnell, +14.3% WPA, Carlos Beltran, +12.6% WPA
Big losers: Ken Takahashi, -45.8% WPA, Fernando Tatis, -12.3% WPA
Teh aw3s0mest play: Beltran RBI double in third, +11.5% WPA
Teh sux0rest play: Ibanez juices three-run homerun in tenth, -48.4% WPA
Total pitcher WPA: -15.7% WPA
Total batter WPA: -34.3% WPA
GWRBI!: Raul Ibanez

Game Thread Roll Call

Nice job by MetsGeek; his effort in the game thread embiggens us all.