If you made a trade this one-sided with your little brother as a child, you parents would instantly negate the trade and send you to your room. It's like giving your little brother an empty can of Fanta for his Boba Fett. Now, Ryan Church isn't as awesome as Boba Fett, but I don't have to pay a million dollars to an empty can of Fanta either. Ryan Church is not a star, but I wouldn't trade minor-league shortstop David Church for Francoeur either and he's a player I just made up.