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"They suck. It’s like being in love with an alcoholic. It’s like, you constantly defend her, and p...
"They suck. It’s like being in love with an alcoholic. It’s like, you constantly defend her, and people are like, ‘Dude, your alcoholic friend is a mess,’ and you’re like, ‘Nah, you don’t know her like I do.’"
— Jim Breuer on what its like to be a Mets fan.



