Me: So Omar, what was the point of the Church-Francour trade?
Omar: I thaught it was best for the team. We got Francour, who's good i guess, plus the Braves also gave me a pack of baseball cards.
Me: So, you basicly traded Church for some baseball cards?
Omar: Haha, of course not. They came with a stick of gum also! I like gum.
Me: Ummm, ok. So how about the Castro-Broadway trade?
Omar: I just thought that Broadway would generate some funny front-pages on the NY Post. Get it, because Broadway's a street in NY. They show plays and stuff. I like plays.
Me: Wow, lets move on. Do you like the way that Jerry Manuel's been running the team? Bobby Valentine just left Japan. Any thoughts on getting him back?
Omar: Jerry's a great guy. I know that we're not playing so well, but Jerry's gansta! We can't fire a gansta! Oh, and who the hell is Bobby Valentine? ,
Me: Never mind. So, tell me little bit about your little argument with Adam Rubin.
Omar: He called my Mommy a bad word. I had to get him back. I still have no idea who he is though.
Me: He's a writer for the team.
Omar: Holy Crap, we have our own writers? Wow that's crazy!
Me: Uhhh, yea. Last question. You recently fired Tony Benezard. I think we know why, but do you have any thaughts on it?
Omar: Well, despite the popular thaought, i fired him because my wife said he was hot. I couldn't deal with that. I'm good looking to, right?
Me: No Comment. That's all the time i have for now. Tune in next week to see my attempt to talk to Jerry Manuel.