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My interview with Omar

Me: So Omar, what was the point of the Church-Francour trade?

Omar: I thaught it was best for the team. We got Francour, who's good i guess, plus the Braves also gave me a pack of baseball cards.

Me: So, you basicly traded Church for some baseball cards?

Omar: Haha, of course not. They came with a stick of gum also! I like gum.

Me: Ummm, ok. So how about the Castro-Broadway trade?

Omar: I just thought that Broadway would generate some funny front-pages on the NY Post. Get it, because Broadway's a street in NY. They show plays and stuff. I like plays.

Me: Wow, lets move on. Do you like the way that Jerry Manuel's been running the team? Bobby Valentine just left Japan. Any thoughts on getting him back?

Omar: Jerry's a great guy. I know that we're not playing so well, but Jerry's gansta! We can't fire a gansta! Oh, and who the hell is Bobby Valentine? ,

Me: Never mind. So, tell me little bit about your little argument with Adam Rubin.

Omar: He called my Mommy a bad word. I had to get him back. I still have no idea who he is though.

Me: He's a writer for the team. 

Omar: Holy Crap, we have our own writers? Wow that's crazy!

Me: Uhhh, yea. Last question. You recently fired Tony Benezard. I think we know why, but do you have any thaughts on it?

Omar: Well, despite the popular thaought, i fired him because my wife said he was hot. I couldn't deal with that. I'm good looking to, right?

Me: No Comment. That's all the time i have for now. Tune in next week to see my attempt to talk to Jerry Manuel.

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