Rain Delay Filler - Search Engine Fun
by James Kannengieser on Jul 29, 2009 7:21 PM EDT
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PrintThanks to Sitemeter, we can find out what people typed into search engines in order to land at Amazin' Avenue. Here is a group of recent searches, with my favorites marked by the red dot:
Some other gems not listed above:
- "is wesley snipes and omar epps brothers"
- "evan roberts horrible on wfan"
- "fat cat"
- "in love with an alcoholic"
- "sunday morning cartoons on 5"
- "steve phillips was fired from mets for what"
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Lets face it
We all got here while looking for Turk Wendall Pornography.
Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!!
-Howie Rose
Gary Thorne=Simply the Best!
by The American Mr.Hockey on Jul 29, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Before every scene
He’d hop over the camera power cables, just to get comfortable. Oddly enough, when he finished, he’d usually just smoke a cigarette.
"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet
What a fool I was to defy him"
-HST
by Mark Himmelstein on Jul 29, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought he would brush his teeth or eat Twizzlers.
But I’m gonna assume he makes his sex partner for the occasion touch his condom before doing the business.
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!
There is probably a Turk Wendell/Dennis Cook video somewhere on the internet.
Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!!
-Howie Rose
Gary Thorne=Simply the Best!
by The American Mr.Hockey on Jul 29, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Did not know that either
And come to think of it, that’s probably something I never want to see/hear ever again.
the real question...
…do you tell people “I only read it for the Sabermetrics?”
This may be the first comment of yours I will rec.
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
I subscribe to Rob't Parker's Wine Advocate (the Mets drive me to drink), but-
-oddly enough, it appears that he has never reviewed Wild Irish Rose.
by madisonmetsfan on Jul 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
the first one, easy
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Jul 29, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't say enough good things about the animated Transformers movie
I keep a VCR just so I can pop it in once every two years.
by metsjetsnets on Jul 29, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
"The kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later"
I’m looking forward to the Billy Wagner/Brian Stokes Food Network show “The Dish”
by James Kannengieser on Jul 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i think the wesley snipes/omar epps one might be my favorite
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Not this guy
I’m finishing cleaning my apartment and moving out tomorrow. In other words, I’ll be a bit pre-occupied.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 29, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate moving
one of my all time most hated activites.
Good luck!!!
Hope it’s to somplace nice….
Moving does, indeed, suck harder than most other things.
It’s to Albany, so I’m not sure it counts as “someplace nice.” Coming from Rochester, I consider it basically a lateral move.
On the other hand, track season started at Saratoga yesterday and I’m unemployed. So I got those things going for me, which is nice.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Who said anything about drinking?
Some drinking implied, I suppose.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 29, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I thought it was implied
What better way to enjoy The Sport of Kings on a blue sky Sunday afternoon post time than by drinking hooch out of the plastic flask you taped to your business. I usually go to Belmont, so I’m not sure if the latter is par for the course upstate.
Haha yeah I suppose a tipple or two is expected
Usually we’ll just drink up in the parking lot for a while and then suck it up and buy a couple drinks inside. That usually does the trick.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
This is true
I always have that as solace.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 30, 2009 4:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
"who can mets hire when they fire omar minaya"
Since the Mets’ front office is no longer returning his calls, Adam Rubin has turned to Google for career advice.
Not mentioned on the above list is:
“3 gary keith and ron drinking game < 0.1% "
"fat cat"
inspired me to link to this beautiful phenomenon in case anyone wasn’t already aware.
Wikipedia (for the first time ever) doesn’t do it proper justice. It gives way too much attention to the Maxim article and such silliness. The fat cats and grease trucks deserve much more respect. You will quite possibly never experience anything like it anywhere else.
batting helmets. batting titles. obp.
Jordan
was my truck for all four years. It was rare that my innards were up for the actual fat cat, though.
by pologroundling on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
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