Rain Delay Filler - Search Engine Fun

by James Kannengieser on Jul 29, 2009 7:21 PM EDT in Interweb Comment 37 comments

Thanks to Sitemeter, we can find out what people typed into search engines in order to land at Amazin' Avenue. Here is a group of recent searches, with my favorites marked by the red dot:

Some other gems not listed above:

"is wesley snipes and omar epps brothers"
"evan roberts horrible on wfan"
"fat cat"
"in love with an alcoholic"
"sunday morning cartoons on 5"
"steve phillips was fired from mets for what"

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Lets face it

We all got here while looking for Turk Wendall Pornography.

Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!!
-Howie Rose
Gary Thorne=Simply the Best!

by The American Mr.Hockey on Jul 29, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Turk Wendell did porno?

That’s something new.

I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!

by R_Adragna on Jul 29, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Before every scene

He’d hop over the camera power cables, just to get comfortable. Oddly enough, when he finished, he’d usually just smoke a cigarette.

"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet

What a fool I was to defy him"

-HST

by Meddler on Jul 29, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

I thought he would brush his teeth or eat Twizzlers.

But I’m gonna assume he makes his sex partner for the occasion touch his condom before doing the business.

I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!

by R_Adragna on Jul 29, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There is probably a Turk Wendell/Dennis Cook video somewhere on the internet.

Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!!
-Howie Rose
Gary Thorne=Simply the Best!

by The American Mr.Hockey on Jul 29, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did not know that either

And come to think of it, that’s probably something I never want to see/hear ever again.

by meigs1414 on Jul 29, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

the real question...

…do you tell people “I only read it for the Sabermetrics?”

by erich10031 on Jul 29, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This may be the first comment of yours I will rec.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Jul 30, 2009 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wild Irish Rose Wine ftw!

by Sokojoe on Jul 29, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I subscribe to Rob't Parker's Wine Advocate (the Mets drive me to drink), but-

-oddly enough, it appears that he has never reviewed Wild Irish Rose.

by madisonmetsfan on Jul 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But has he reviewed

Caber Reyes?

by James Kannengieser on Jul 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I own two bottles of that sweet stuff

by jasondg on Jul 30, 2009 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The question remains if you were using the touch as your entrance music would

you go with this

or this

by mets81 on Jul 29, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

+1

the first one, easy

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Jul 29, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't say enough good things about the animated Transformers movie

I keep a VCR just so I can pop it in once every two years.

by metsjetsnets on Jul 29, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

totally!

I own the dvd.

So, so good.

by mets81 on Jul 29, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Mets Shall win this Baseball War!

by WebBard on Jul 29, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"The kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later"

I’m looking forward to the Billy Wagner/Brian Stokes Food Network show “The Dish”

by James Kannengieser on Jul 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think the wesley snipes/omar epps one might be my favorite

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

yes.

Is they brothers? Damn right they both is!

by anonymous on Jul 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Looks like all of us are gonna have long day together for the double header.

by Chickendirt on Jul 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Not this guy

I’m finishing cleaning my apartment and moving out tomorrow. In other words, I’ll be a bit pre-occupied.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 29, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hate moving

one of my all time most hated activites.

Good luck!!!

Hope it’s to somplace nice….

by Chickendirt on Jul 29, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Moving does, indeed, suck harder than most other things.

It’s to Albany, so I’m not sure it counts as “someplace nice.” Coming from Rochester, I consider it basically a lateral move.

On the other hand, track season started at Saratoga yesterday and I’m unemployed. So I got those things going for me, which is nice.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Be careful

Unemployed + Drinking + Horse Racing = Broken Knee Caps

by Sokojoe on Jul 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who said anything about drinking?

Some drinking implied, I suppose.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 29, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I thought it was implied

What better way to enjoy The Sport of Kings on a blue sky Sunday afternoon post time than by drinking hooch out of the plastic flask you taped to your business. I usually go to Belmont, so I’m not sure if the latter is par for the course upstate.

by Sokojoe on Jul 29, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha yeah I suppose a tipple or two is expected

Usually we’ll just drink up in the parking lot for a while and then suck it up and buy a couple drinks inside. That usually does the trick.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There are some decent bars in Albany

by JoshNY on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is true

I always have that as solace.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Jul 30, 2009 4:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

"who can mets hire when they fire omar minaya"

Since the Mets’ front office is no longer returning his calls, Adam Rubin has turned to Google for career advice.

by Eric Simon on Jul 29, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Adam Rubin might be better served by

Binging it.

by Grits on Jul 30, 2009 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not mentioned on the above list is:

“3 gary keith and ron drinking game < 0.1% "

by enigma2029 on Jul 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"fat cat"

inspired me to link to this beautiful phenomenon in case anyone wasn’t already aware.

Wikipedia (for the first time ever) doesn’t do it proper justice. It gives way too much attention to the Maxim article and such silliness. The fat cats and grease trucks deserve much more respect. You will quite possibly never experience anything like it anywhere else.

batting helmets. batting titles. obp.

by Durelo on Jul 30, 2009 1:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs