Livan Nicknames: Because We're In Serious Need of a Good Laugh
by R_Adragna on Jul 6, 2009 10:15 AM EDT
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PrintThe horror that was this past weekend has left a seriously bitter taste in the collective mouth of the Mets faithful. Matter of fact, this entire season has done that to us so far. So in the interest of a dire need for a good laugh, I came up with some nicknames for our Hefty bag of a starting pitcher, Livan Hernandez. The nicknames are in the style of the famous MST3K episode "Space Mutiny," where Mike and the Bots "bless" the movie's hero, David Ryder, with hilariously asinine names based on his muscular appearance (a montage of the nicknames can be seen here). So in that light, it's fitting that we do the same for Livan. And away we go...
- Fat McYumYum
- Food ChompMunch
- Bite EatMuch
- Gut ChewFat
- Heavy DigestLots
- Pork ChowDown
- Big McLargeHuge (oh wait, that one was taken)
- Chomp GobbleBelly
- Gorge FeedMore
That's pretty much what I got for now. Anything else you wanna add, feel free to leave them in the comments below.
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Li Vaughn
as in Mo Vaughn
"Put it in the books. The Mets are the 2006 National League Eastern Divison champions"--Howie Rose
I think Fat Ass is the way to go
Simple, dignified, a win, win for all involved. It rolls of the tounge very easily after (the latest Livan gopherball).
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
I'm diggin Gorge FeedMore
"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet
What a fool I was to defy him"
-HST
by Mark Himmelstein on Jul 6, 2009 1:05 PM EDT reply actions
I'm liking that one as well.
I like Fat McYumYum more, though.
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!
or Cuban Eats
Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa
by GenJackRipper on Jul 7, 2009 6:44 AM EDT up reply actions
"The Cuban Missile Crisis"
All he gives up is missiles off the bat that could harm players and fans and anyone within a 450 foot viscinity.
Or how about, “The Human Lauching Pad”
Or maybe just simply, “Shit Sandwich”.
Someone's been watching MST3K reruns lately
- Beef ThrowSlow
- Large McCurveBall
- Jenny CraigLess
- Pink GumChew
Senor Frisbee?
Cuban Sandwich
Brown Grimace
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Jul 8, 2009 1:24 AM EDT reply actions
The Cuban Life Raft
and it’s taking on water.
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