Beat Writer: "Joe Ribbi proves he's the MVP with another clutch home run. Where would Team Win-All-The-Time be without him?" Sabermetric Blogger: "Look at this ridiculous article about Ribbi being the MVP. What a moron. Deosn't Beat Writer know that Sam Shortstop is the one getting on base all the time?" Beat Writer: "I'm at the games, I travel with the team, I talk to the guys in the clubhouse, and we all agree - it's Joe Ribbi. Sometimes, you just have to realize there's more to the game than numbers." Sabermetric Blogger: "When does this fool retire? If I had a subscription to the paper, I would cancel!"The rest of the article is also spot on.