Wilson Valdez is back with the Mets. He has a career .215 BA. He doesn't take many walks (.258 OBP) or hit for power (.285 slugging). He steals, on average, a base per year, His glove may be the weakest part of his game. He just may be the worst player currently in the big leagues. Let's put a positive spin on this, though. He's the 750th best player in the majors. To emphasize this, I suggest that he wear 750 as his uniform number.