"Hey, it's just part of the game," blood-soaked pitcher Mike Pelfrey said at an evening press conference. "If your pitcher is going to hit one of our guys, we're going to react. And we'll do that by cornering one of your guys in a dark parking lot at night, slamming his head into a car door, thrusting knives repeatedly into his chest and stomach, and leaving him there to bleed in silence until he's found dead the next morning. That's baseball."
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Awesome.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
The thing is, if anyone did this, it would be Pelfrey.
Haha
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
That's only true because Ambiorix Burgos is already in prison for ACTUALLY DOING THIS
by JoshNY on Aug 20, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
We already replaced Burgos
Assuming Juan Urbina learned from daddy.
"We're just as bad as the old Mets, but this time nobody's laughing"
-Dallas Green
by Stephen Schmidt on Aug 20, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
What about Santos?
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 20, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
santos would just destroy them with lightning
no blood, just charred remains
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 20, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Fixt
“If your pitcher is going to y’know hit one of our guys, we’re going to y’know react. And we’ll do that by y’know cornering one of your guys in a dark parking lot at night, y’know slamming his head into a car door, thrusting knives repeatedly into his chest and stomach, and y’know leaving him there to bleed in silence until y’know he’s found dead the next morning. That’s baseball.”
You don't cheer for the Mets. You drink for the Mets.
+1
Awesome
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 20, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
you should fanshot that
share the joy with the world… now we get to see Tim Redding start instead. Oh god… what have we done?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 20, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
a slight improvement
hopefully wags can pull in a good prospect or two
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 20, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
This gives me permission to post this
Not that I needed a reason:
Bat Boy Easily Holds Shane Victorino Back During Argument With Umpire
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bat_boy_easily_holds_shane
Just noticed this “What to watch for:”
What To Watch For
SNY Friday, 8pm-9pm
Though Shea’s Greatest Hits compiles 40-years of the most emotional and gripping moments at Shea Stadium, Mets highlights just seem to work better with honking sounds, slide whistles, and splat noises.
one of the few joys of being a met fan
when it comes to national media, is the fact that the onion editors appear to be fans.
rekanize beetches
Lets hope that when gut check time comes again the Mets will pass it with flying colors.
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