Open Thread: Mets vs Marlins
New York Mets at Miami Marlins, Aug 26, 2009 7:10 PM EDT
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Ya down wit' Opie's knee?
In a poetic end to a bitter disappointment of a season, Brian Costa, among others, is reporting that Ollie is having season-ending knee surgery.
We won’t have Oliver Perez to kick around anymore.
If I learned nothing else this miserable season it’s that you CAN spell “Oliver” with two Bs.
BB — Perez.
See.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
Josh Johnson is licking his chops
this may be the night they get no-hit. What a lineup.
Livan got sued!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/26/livan-hernandez-new-york-mets-lawsuit-pitcher-navigator/
LMFAO this is gold
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
It sad when Lance Broadway
Is your #2 or #3 starter and I have no idea if he’s Left Handed or Right Handed
Gangsta
i don't think hes starting for us
Misch-Figgy-Pelfrey-Redding-Parnell
We won’t need him until next week when one of those 5 gets hurt
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
Has Lance at least figured it out yet?
Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa
by GenJackRipper on Aug 26, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Ollie
But that might be a good thing
Gangsta
by Jadden Hopkins on Aug 26, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
it's gotta be close to 100.
maybe not quite 100, but close…..let’s see..
Delgado 18
Beltran 18
Santana 20 ?
Reyes 7 ?
Perez 12
Maine 2
Cora 2
Putz 7
Thats about 86 million…. I probably forgot someone.
I’m only counting the guys that have been out a long time. I’m not counting D-Wright because 2 weeks is nothing.
I think they'll get one run
an unearned one.
Maybe Ollie will retire ?
New research has lead medical professionals to realize that in the majority of patients (about 90%)who come in with “tendonitis” the problem is no longer tendonitis, but tendonosis which is a degenerative condition of the tendon.
Tendonosis is characterized by degeneration of the collagen fibers in the tendon (the fibers that provide the tensile strength), tendon weakness, abnormal growth of unhealthy blood vessals through the tendon, and most importantly no inflammatory cells. Basically the nice straight strong fibers of collagen become a tangled mess of strings with little pockets of “jelly” and small weak blood vessals. If you look at pictures of a healthy tendon it will be white and glistening, tendons with tendonosis are dull and brownish. Keep in mind that this is not an inflammatory process, so there is no reason for anti-inflammatories or injections.
Tendonosis is a more difficult problem to heal with only an 80% chance of resolving. Typical tendonosis can take anywhere from 8 weeks to 9 months to resolve depending on how long you have had the problem.
Ollie retiring would be best case scenario
Most likely he’ll suck for the remaining 2 years, with an ERA over 7. Then retire.
his contract
http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2004/12/new-york-mets.html
Oliver Perez lhp
3 years/$36M (2009-11)
3 years/$36M (2009-11)
re-signed by NY Mets as a free agent 2/2/09
09:$12M, 10:$12M, 11:$12M
so I guess no
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
Boras will claim that Koufax retired too young
just like Ollie
I read your post and got instant tendonosis of the brain
Actually my knee started to hurt … I hate when that happens.
you have the right name
bones_boy
where you ever on the USS Enterprise ?.
I’m a doctor, not a relief pitcher !.
no
they’d need to sign Brain SOCKS! to sell out
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
NO
I don’t think they’d sell out if they invited Mike Vick to host con fights to the death between innings.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The Marlins couldn't sell out a free blowjob night
by painiac on Aug 26, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Hanley is having a fairly ridiculous season
if he had a little more help in the lineup he’d probably be at 100 runs and 90+ rbis by now.
Heresy, I know, but I'm beginning to regret that signing. I was jacked when it was announced, but now, I'm not so sure.
Nelson has been jerked around and mishandled by this team
it’s a miracle that he still puts on the shirt.
TMGRIIM
The Merry-Go-Round Is In Motion
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
Has anyone made a Mets/Final Destination comparison?
Maybe they all avoided a close call with death and fate is after them. If a runaway train runs over Pelf or Murph, something is up.
Apologies if this joke was made a bunch of times.
Apart from Shake Shack
And the view of the sunset from the LF ramp, it’s the only reason to show up to these games, no?
As I’m fairly certain there will be a Met celebration injury before season’s close, I’m morbidly curious to see who goes down next, and how.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Meltdown averted!
Via 400-foot fly, but still.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions
Why
Was Pelf pitching from the stretch against Ross, anyway?
Two out, bases loaded— I don’t think anyone’s going anywhere. And he’s much less spazzy from the windup, no?
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
The Marlins couldn't sell out
if Jewel was their leadoff hitter
Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa
TATIS!
Three hits, one run, two innings?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions
Bad payer.
Good collector of salary/calories.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Along the lines of
“I’d rather have herpes than syphillis.”
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
no
they actually fucking signed him for some reason
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/08/nationals-sign-livan-hernandez.html
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
"Other Events" fail
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_Shark_Stadium#Other_events
Other events held at Land Shark Stadium have included international soccer games, monster truck shows, Hoop-It-Up Basketball, RV and boat shows, the UniverSoul Circus, Australian rules football exhibition matches, and numerous trade shows.
In 2006, Land Shark Stadium hosted the High School State Football Championships, sanctioned by the FHSAA Florida High School Athletic Association. Movies have also been shot in Land Shark Stadium, most notably Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, which stars Jim Carrey and even features Dolphins great Dan Marino as himself; Marley and Me starring Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston; and the Oliver Stone-directed Any Given Sunday.
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
You were expecting...
… to have your concession cheeseburger in paradise?
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I've always loved Ozzie football.
Especially the refs in blazers and fedoras who do those “draw” pointy things for tries.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Looked easier to follow than rugby.
I’ve watched rugby dozens of times, and I still have no f-ing idea how it works.
"To train ze dolphin..
you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin’s head. I am saying to Snowflake, “Akay!… Akay Akay Akay?” und he is saying “AKay Akay!” und he is up on ze tail “Eeeeeeeeee!” und you can quote him!
im rooting for torre to whoop the yankees asses in the world series
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
I kinda like it better in the WS.
For purely selfish reasons— unless there’s a team that’s drawn my affection during the playoffs, or a great, interesting matchup, it’s more fun to root against them than for anybody else, really.
Also, makes the fans spend more, money- and emotional-investment-wise.
Also also, bigger bandwagon, so more people to laugh at.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
true but, if they make the WS, then they can brag they won their league
if they lose in the 1st round, then WE can say
CHOKE
How is someone who goes to see a Mets game at a movie theater more hardcore than us at home?
Horseshit.
yes
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 26, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
InDEED.
Games watched in full this year should be weighted in your figurative fan account. Like dog years.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i have suffered through MLB.tv, the last 2 years
howver, I get the renwe each month, so I stopped watching after July
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 26, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
They've paid to see it there.
So… “hardcore” = “stupid”?
(Full disclosure: I’ve done it before. It was sorta better in concept than execution.)
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I figured that.
I’ve only been to three games this season, and I think I should get a fucking medal.
Slap Chop!
You’re going to love my grounders!
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
+1
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 26, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Ollie out for the season
not that is a bad thing, but this is a joke. I think we’re cursed
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
"oliver perez fail" on google imagess

Don’t you think Chavez would be a better pitcher?
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
even if he was dead
he’d still be better than perez
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 26, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Chavez image WIN

Apparently, he did alright in a “friendly” with Cuba (natch).
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
ROLL CALL
UPDATED ROLL CALL
Currently on DL:
Beltran (Knee—Bone Bruise)
Cora (Hand—Torn Ligaments)
Delgado (Hip labral tear, strained oblique)
Maine (Shoulder— inflammation?)
FMartinez (Knee— meniscus tear)
RMartinez (Finger— torn ligament)
Nieve (Leg— quad tear)
Niese (Hamstring— tear)
Perez (Knee/suckitude)
Putz (Elbow— inflammation/cartilage issue?)
Reyes (Hamstring— strain/tear)
Santana (Elbow— bone chips)
Wright (Concussion)
Previous DL time:
Church (Neck— strain)
Pagan (2 stints: Groin— strain; hamstring— strain)
Redding (Shoulder/bad beard)
Schneider (Back— strained muscle)
Sheffield (Hamstring— strain)
Wagner— (Elbow— recovery, TJ surgery)
Missed time, no DL:
Castillo (Ankle)
Castro (Back?)
Francoeur (Thumb— torn ligament)
Pelfrey (Forearm— tendinitis)
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions
the bigger question: Who hasn't been injured
Figgy, Misch, Socks!, Feliciano, Tatis, Murphy, Sullivan, Reed, Omir, anyone else?
Oh, and K-rod had back spasms and missed a game, remember?
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 26, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
That this doesn’t do the team’s time lost to injuries justice is another amazing thing.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Schneider f-ing SUCKS.
This guy was supposed to be “good field – no hit”??? Yeah, except for the fielding part.
Jesus, he can’t do anything well.
Perez is really on the DL
because of a hurt ego. Wagner said things to him before he left
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
Don't want to throw him a fastball at 0-0, so you go 2-0, 3-0 with "breaking" pitches. Makes no sense.
Are you allowed to wear a helmet on the mound?
Seems silly that baserunners wear helmets when they are so far away from batted balls, and yet pitchers don’t, and they are basically right in front of the hitters.
I only think of this because I remember the mouth guard Pelfry wore.
Nice hitting.
Going opposite-way with that.
Ass.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
Extra Innings sometimes has both feeds, but not tonight.
EI is ok, actually. It’s better than it used to be. It just sucks when stuck listening to the FLA, AZ, or COL announcers. Those are the worst in the NL.
Is Pelf...
… talking to himself?
Christ.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
+1
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 26, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
related?
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Brian-Stokes/112811390303?ref=search&sid=1584120492.39955218..1
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
" says thanks to everyone for the support. Stand by for election 2014!"
He’s running for senator????
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 26, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
another game lost
we can’t get more than 2 runs
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
Lance Broadway should start
he has the right name for the Mets
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
Again.
With the fucking stretch.
Free tip from an ex-HS catcher: if you aren’t good at doing a particular, semi-avoidable thing, don’t do it so much. IOW, if you can’t pitch in the stretch, then PITCH IN THE STRETCH AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
TATIS!
Just a triple and a homer away from the cycle.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
Marlins' announcers telling jokes about Mr. Met now.
Nothing more enjoyable than the comedy stylings of hack shill announcers, broadcasting to the Marlins’ dozen fans.
"Mr. Met's head is so big..."
“How big is it?”
“It’s SO big, David Wright can’t hit a ball over it!”
“Ha!”
Actually...
“Mr. Met was just placed on the DL with a neck injury, due to too much bobbling.”
Glad you asked?
Well, to be fair...
That’s more of a hacky Mets injury joke than a hacky Mr. Met joke.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
SCHNEIDER, NOW?
Oh, f*ck. Are we on a hellmouth?
We’re on a hellmouth, aren’t we?
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
AFLAC question:
Only 2 Mets have been All Star firstbasemen…
Answer?
If you don't remember Montanez
count yourself lucky, because it means you missed some of the worst Mets teams ever (78, 79…)
WM was actually a pretty decent hitter
with the Phillies in the 70’s. By the time he got to us, he was dead. See also: Ellis Valentine, Franky Taveras, Steve Henderson, Doug Flynn, oh man we sucked back then.
Haha...Ok...Ed Kranepool.
Before my time too.
Had to step away for a bit.
Would have taken me a minute and a couple of guesses, but yes.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I want the Caveman
to commit suicide after the Gekko’s body is identified by the serial number on its breast implants.
hahahahaha
UGLAFAIL!
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
Castillo gets another call.
Missed the tag. Too funny. :-) Luis has gotten about 16 bad calls his way this year.
Luis refuses to even mail it in
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
there IS someone i loathe more than the Marlins announcers!
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
kinda
Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa
by GenJackRipper on Aug 26, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
except castillo of course
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
sully you shouldve caught that, easy catch
/sarcasm
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
Actually
I think he’s closer to Mark Holliday or Japheth Teixeira.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOM
The race for the home run ball is on!
Godspeed, two kids in the upper deck!
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
On the bright side...
According to the numbers, Pelfrey is as good as Rick Porcello.
I hate the cocky Fish
almost as much as i hate mets management.
the Marlins broadcast had it 5-2 for a few minutes. i think their broadcasts are done by the local developmentally disabled highschool AV dept.
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
To be fair...
… if you leave the ball up to a .400-slugging backup catcher, you’re bound to get punished.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
MUFFY!
With the ‘Flushing Dinger’ there. (Our third of the night!)
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
no hits through 2 for livan
trying to jinx it early
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
look at paulino's
pitch type linear weights.
i’ll give you a hint: really good vs. fastball, god awful vs. everything else.
things to not throw paulino on the first pitch: ______
by firejerrymanuel on Aug 26, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
that's why you have a .300 OBP
because on 3-1 you swing at that
by firejerrymanuel on Aug 26, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
3 runs!
Covered the spread already! Suck on THAT, Cy Young!
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
i was just wondering
how he stayed in the big leagues long enough to get a ridiculous contract
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Omar just traded for the absurd contract
which merits attention itself of course
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like the Marlins D on the left side
is back to its familiar suck.
(Otherwise, Hanley has a good shot to break 9 WAR over the season.)
Homoerotic references by Keith are part of the drinking game right? “Josh Johnson can tow my plow anytime.”
Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa
Missing your children=Offensive fuel?
Hmm.
HMM.
So.. does anyone know where the Schneiders live?
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
It's terrible
Beyond belief stupid. Bobby Ojeda is only the beginning of the meltdown.
Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa
by GenJackRipper on Aug 26, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
OK, nice throw by Sully
I’m sure I’m not the first to say: WHY THE FUCK ISN"T EVANS PLAYING?!!!?
OMAR!!! JERRY?!!!! Anybody home???
Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa
Yeah, walk the bases loaded.
I see no way this can backfire.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
Announced "crowd" is 16,000...
Plus or minus 14,500.
also,
shitty throw
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
ah there's enough blame to go around
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Jebus.
In all aspects of the game, we ARE “Replacement Team.”
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
thus...
the ReplaceMets
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh
We’d need more wacky.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
it's the little things
Luis Castillo does to lose ballgames
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
He's probably just tired.
Y’know, from his usual 130 pitches over 5-plus.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Pelfrey has been getting squeezed all night.
Who’s got the gameday casts for this game? I’ll bet pelf ‘s strikezone isn’t even close to johnson’s
not to say he’s been good.
Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa
by GenJackRipper on Aug 26, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
gameday
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_08_26_nynmlb_flomlb_1
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
i like Pelf
there ain’t too many mets i can say that about
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
Do I recall your sh*tlist correctly
like: Johan, Pelf, Francour, Omir
no-like: Wright Reyes, Beltran
Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa
by GenJackRipper on Aug 26, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
no-like? hahahahha
i never heard of those last three guys.
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
They worship him in Mexico, I hear.
But then, they also start Ollie Perez in WBC games, so…
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
it's astounding that with all the supposed pressure of the NY media
i have no idea where or what Jose Reyes (ascared to comeback last i heard), Carlos Delgado (setbacked as he was ready to play), Carlos Beltran (either about to play or about to get microfracture surgery), or David Wright (talking about rejoining the team in Colorado) is doing.
I guess media cutbacks are a bitch.
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
Yabbut
I do know that Martina Navratilova may finally be lucky in love!
Thanks, Page Six!
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
i lucked into making two of them!
but if you saw that icecream commercial, you’d understand
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone up for a facebook brain SOCKS! fan page?
think i might make one in a bit
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
will you have pictures of him in mexican wrestling garb?
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
teaching youth about the importance of voting?
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
starting a water desalination program in a needy country?
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
making the perfect sunday morning waffles...from scratch?
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
fingerpainting with the queen of England, all for charity?
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone watching the Fish feed?
i’m fairly certain i just saw an interracial homoerotic ice cream advertisement.
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
I guess Ollie is back to the DL just in time for basketball season
i remember vividly the picture of him at a Heat game or something while he was “rehabbing”
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
Marlins' poll question:
Is it morally acceptable to root for the Mets, if it helps the Marlins?
Did I mention how much I hate this franchise?
if you mean the marlins, im right there with you
if you mean the mets, im right there with you too
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't you need...
… to care about something before you have a “hated rival” in it?
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The FLA announcers...
bitch incessantly about all things New York. They have a major inferiority complex.
and tiny tiny penises
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
by itsmetsforme on Aug 26, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i wouldn't give that skank my heineken
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
HA!
Socks! started toward the first-base dugout.
Florida feels like home?
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
turning off this game to watch better players
i.e. staten island in the little league world series
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
OOTS UPDATE
Lidge is contagious!
Madson gives up a BOMB in the bottom of the ninth to pinch-hitter Brandon Moss to tie the game and spoil a rare solid Hamels start. 1-1, heading into free baseball.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
Hey
This Matt Lidstrom fellow is quite good. Live fastball, sharp slider.
Where did he come from? How does one develop guys like this?
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
One rec...
… coming right up.
by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Aug 26, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
staten island game reminding me of the mets
loaded the bases every inning but they only have 1 run
"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner
Fuckin A
This time last year Mets were about tied with the Phils for the NL East lead and playing well.
by James Kannengieser on Aug 26, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
Words can't describe how I feel about this season.

" THE METS 2009 SEASON HAS BEEN ONE BIG CAKE FART."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 26, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Self-abusive, no?
" THE METS 2009 SEASON HAS BEEN ONE BIG CAKE FART."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 26, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Live in D.C.
So I pull for them.
" THE METS 2009 SEASON HAS BEEN ONE BIG CAKE FART."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 26, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I want a pony!
" THE METS 2009 SEASON HAS BEEN ONE BIG CAKE FART."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 26, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh...That's very Minaya-esque
But it’ll have to do I suppose.
Hell! It’s better than the PATCH!
" THE METS 2009 SEASON HAS BEEN ONE BIG CAKE FART."
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Aug 26, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions

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