Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: 2012 Africa Cup Of Nations Final

OBP vR: .397
OBP vL: .392

over 2 years ago Kanye_pekka_tiny Sam Page 68 comments 0 recs  | 

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

Hey thats not very nice

I know some very intelligent carrots!

by Balagast on Aug 30, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't carrots make you smarter?

thats what my mom always told me

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Aug 30, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never gets old

Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa

by GenJackRipper on Aug 30, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it does not

It’s like the perfect joke

Gangsta

by Jadden Hopkins on Aug 30, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta keep the running gag going

Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa

by GenJackRipper on Aug 30, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. Wonderful.

I guess gamers get platooned.

by Sokojoe on Aug 30, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

What Thole needs to do

is show some grission
that way, Santos has to be on the bench
oh, and what will the Schneid do? Play first, to platoon with Murphy?

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Aug 30, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

You can't expect Jerry to know what OBP is.

What are his batting average platoon splits?
And for the benfeit for us, what about his slugging?

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Aug 30, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

his batting average against lefties is actually higher...

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Aug 30, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

according to his stats at Milb.com

it’s .328 vs .328
but against lefties it’s like .32853 and righties it’s like .32775
It’s stupid!

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Aug 31, 2009 6:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where do you find his splits?

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Aug 30, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

found it on milb.com

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Aug 30, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So when does AA start managing the Mets?

They’re going to need an Internet connection in the dugout, though.

by The 'Ropolitans on Aug 30, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

doesn't Verizon have the bullpen phones?

I think it can be arranged

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Aug 30, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt we'd be any worse than the current option

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Aug 30, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fact,

I guarantee we’d be way better than Jerry.

ain't had enough...

by BlackOps on Aug 30, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

My buddy's kid's stuffed tigger doll

would be better than jerry

Jerry and Omar assclowns for life

by Ghost of seven in a row on Aug 30, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Aug 30, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

Jerry and Omar assclowns for life

by Ghost of seven in a row on Aug 30, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

+10

Jerry and Omar assclowns for life

by Ghost of seven in a row on Aug 30, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a controversial stance hating on Cook

I don’t think the guys is funny, but this bottle of haterade is stale. And while I’m ranting, what’s up with the 10 (not picking on just you ghost) or the +10000 or whatever, I mean I barely got aboard the +1 craze as the "1" is just a substitute for people actually having to form a coherent sentence to express their approval of someone’s comment but I’ve learned to kind of get/like the shorthand ala “This;” however, the +10000 just feels like when someone adds extra exclamation points, it’s unnecessary (esp. since we have recs,) unoriginal and seems to annoy only me. Also, what’s the deal with airline food?

by Sokojoe on Aug 30, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haterade?

I’ve never commented on Dane Cook before, so I wouldn’t classify it as haterade.

I simply made the comment, because I felt that Jerry’s stupidity and Cook’s “comedy” (which is really just him being himself, a natural douchebag) are easily comparable

by Syler on Aug 30, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Dane Cook sucks. It’s been established. I liked your comment.

by James Kannengieser on Aug 30, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is Dane Cook?

Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa

by GenJackRipper on Aug 30, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess why I dont get the hate for him, not Syler in particular

is exactly like what you said, he suck and everyone knows it. Employee of the Month has a 5.4 on IMDB and Good Luck Chuck has a 5.6. It’s like hating on Carrot Top, Uwe Boll, or Dean Koontz the guys suck at their job but why does that garner hate or one liners.

by Sokojoe on Aug 30, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that's counting

the retarded people who give it a 10. The 5 are the product of the folks who are not its target audience hating it while the target audience probably mildly likes it.

Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa

by GenJackRipper on Aug 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I am thinking of the right person . . .

Dane Cook is basically Hitler, Saddam Hussein and Michael Bay all rolled into one.

OK, maybe that’s a bit of a stretch but, seriously, he’s a joke-stealing (allegedly) hack who is popular for reasons I cannot fathom. This article from The Onion captures his schtick pretty well, considering it is a fake news story:

Dane Cook Parlays New Burger King Menu Item Into Hour-Long HBO Special

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Aug 30, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair,

he’s not AS BAD of a joke-stealer as Carlos Mencia.

by JoshNY on Aug 31, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

barf

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Aug 31, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mencia

Even stole a nationality to play off of. That’s tough to do.

by DannyMetsGeek on Aug 31, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word, I just felt like ranting hence the airplane food thing at the end

My favorite comedian, Louis CK, was threated with a suit from Dane Cook in 07 and, during the process CK mentioned that there is a anti-Cook backlash to his popularity. I didn’t realize that jokes mocking Dane Cook were still in is all.

by Sokojoe on Aug 30, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my original plan was

to go on several long winded rants about nothing with the first being direct towards to Cook comment but I quickly ran out of steam/a friend brought over a bottle of Jameson and aborted. Apologies for the half assed attempt.

by Sokojoe on Aug 30, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

-10000

Jerry and Omar assclowns for life

by Ghost of seven in a row on Aug 30, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

+8

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it on the scoreboard?"

by hotspur on Aug 30, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

omir santos

.324 opb vR
.268 obp vL

It makes sense to have Omir play vs the Right more and Thole vs. the Left.

by gbaked on Aug 30, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

It doesn't make sense for Omir to play at all.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Aug 30, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Omir has nothing to prove

we all know how shitty he is, and Jerry knows about short swing
Schneider is a free agent, who gives a shit about him
Thole should play every day

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Aug 31, 2009 6:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

but....

no catcher plays everyday. especially a rookie one…

plus, santos has played above expectation all season. That is a horrible message to send to these young guys coming in… to bench him all of a sudden.

You dont need to look for things to complain about.

by gbaked on Aug 31, 2009 7:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Santos had no expectation

coming into the season, if you told me Omir Santos was gonna start more than half of our games I’d be like WTF what happpened to Castro?

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Aug 31, 2009 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would prob have assumed

that castro was hurt, like he has been every season (not to imply that I wanted him gone, he should not have been traded).

Santos is not an answer, but you gotta give the journeyman props. He earned himself a new contract somewhere as a backup (not for a contender, but somewhere) and he will earn his living playing ball for a few more years.

On this team, now with no playoff aspirations, he should be splitting time with Thole, so we can see what we have. Maybe the two of them together are our tandem next season? Maybe Santos plays out the rest of the year hot and gets himself another shot…

either way, no way does a rookie coming from AA move into the everyday catcher spot. You can argue if it should or should not happen… but fact is it doesnt. He should be platooning…

by gbaked on Aug 31, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The problem is he shouldn't be platooning

Having him split time is maybe okay because of his age/the physical toll but having him platoon is just hurting his development. He needs to learn to hit major league pitchers of both hands at some point and what better time than a situation where the outcomes dont matter?

by Gina on Aug 31, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other words...

the opposite of the way Jerry plans to use them.

by JoshNY on Aug 31, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking this at first

but Manuel never said that the reason Thole would be limited to batting against lefties was so that Santos wouldn’t have to face them. Even if that were his thinking, though, I agree with everyone else here that it would be dumb.

by TheBigStapler on Aug 31, 2009 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Problem is

you know Schneid will somehow get some starts, taking more ABs from Thole. Hopefully, Schneid will get hurt and they shut him down. They should just cut him, really.

by David G on Aug 31, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not much reason to cut him since the rosters have expanded. Even if they didn’t start Schneider, they could at least let him hit off the bench or play in emergencies.

by TheBigStapler on Sep 1, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

This one doesn't bother me as much

I would like to see Thole play everyday but as long as he gets at bats, its a good thing.

Just know, if there's ever a riot at Citi Field and Oliver Perez was the starter, I started the riot.

by meigs1414 on Aug 31, 2009 8:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Its just silly though

The team isn’t playing for anything and one of Thole’s big strengths in the minors has been his ability to handle lefty pitching. He’s been consistently excellent vs. lefties. Now is the time to try and learn if he can do it at the major league level. Just like now is the time to start finding out if Daniel Murphy can play other positions, and just like how now is not the time to force hobbled superstars like Beltran and Wright back into action. The luxury afforded by sucking so bad this year is the Mets essentially get an extra trial-and-error month, sort of like Spring Training, except against real competition. But no, no, the club wants to finish strong, hurt their draft status, and learn as little as possible that might help them for next year, while taking risks that have no reward value. Everything about this season has been wrong.

"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet

What a fool I was to defy him"

-HST

by Mark Himmelstein on Aug 31, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't call Wright hobbled

but I agree on Murphy on Thole. Let Murph play some 2nd and some third, what the hell.

by David G on Aug 31, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure how valid it is

But its worth mentioning the Mets are choosing to activate Wright after a plane flight into the Rockies. Why does that sounds so familiar when talking about players coming back from concussions….? I understand that’s not necessarily a strong argument, but the elevation of Coors Field has been known to play tricks on players physiologically. I’m not a doctor, and I don’t know how much it set Ryan Church back or how much worse off he was to begin with, but it just seems like a risk you’d expect the organization to at least think through thoroughly, but I’ve learned better than to expect them to take such delicate considerations at this point.

"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet

What a fool I was to defy him"

-HST

by Mark Himmelstein on Sep 1, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with you 100%

But given the past history with this management (Flores), the fact that he is on the 40-man roster is good sign. Even though it’s stupid, wrong and extremely short-sighted, I’d rather have this than have Thole going to the Fall league, not going on the 40-man and risk losing him in the Rule V draft. Which, to me, seemed more likely in July and August than him actually stepping onto Citi Field as a Met next week.

Just know, if there's ever a riot at Citi Field and Oliver Perez was the starter, I started the riot.

by meigs1414 on Sep 1, 2009 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, fair enough

"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet

What a fool I was to defy him"

-HST

by Mark Himmelstein on Sep 1, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ridiculous

I saw this and then spent the weekend drinking myself into oblivion. Come to think of it, I’m not entirely sure those events were causally connected, though one sure didn’t help the other.

"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet

What a fool I was to defy him"

-HST

by Mark Himmelstein on Aug 31, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Ricky-roma-300x224_small
Sabermetrics and Me: Drowning in Objectivity
Mets002_small
2012 AA Prospects List #3

Recent FanPosts

Ctm-logo_small
My dirty little secret: I was once a Yankees fan
Mets002_small
2012 AA Prospects List #5
X-wing_small
BrooksBaseball Player Cards: An Amazing Resource For Mets Fans Who Are Curious About How Pitchers Pitch In The Major Leagues
Mets002_small
2012 AA Prospects List #4
Small
Sandy Alderson, @MetsGM, and getting ready for Spring Training
Mets002_small
2012 AA Prospects List #1 (edit: and apparently #2)
Small
Two New York Players of OBP Yore
Small
Thoughts on 2012

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

FanShots

Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.

Recommended FanShots

Judging by the comments to Matt Callan’s ode to 1986 Mets: A Year To Remember from a few weeks back, the video has a devoted Mets fan following. Despite being too young to remember anything about that season, it has a special place in my fandom as well. It was part of a two video rotation (Ghostbusters being the other) which ran almost daily on my television for a few years in the early 90s. And it remained a once-in-awhile watch through high school and college. 

Unsurprisingly, the physical tape deteriorated over time, and the screen jumps and sound skips made for a less than optimal viewing experience. With sale of the video discontinued, my brother converted it to DVD and gave it to me for Christmas in 2010. See the picture above for the box and DVD. He even created a scene selection function which can be accessed from the main menu. "Get Metsmerized!" plays on loops on the menu screen. It is my favorite Christmas gift ever and is still nice to throw on for a watch.

"How'd we do it? Mirrors!"
I was flipping through some of my parents' photo albums this afternoon in search of one particular shot of the sign my older sister made for Mets Banner Day back in the late eighties. Though I didn't find that one — I'll post it when I eventually track it down, and I can assure you that it's Keith-themed — but I did stumble upon this wonderful photo of my younger sister's stuffed animal menagerie spread out in front of a glorious rainbow-festooned Mets pennant, also from the late eighties.

She works for the HRC now and was particularly delighted to be reminded of this photo.

(click to embiggen)
Now that banner day is back, hopefully this years will look a little like this. I know it's not great, but i don't pretend to be a professional. embiggen!

Recent FanShots

Okay, there is no way this is Sandy Alderson
Ike & Duda fantasy stocks rising
Sabermetrics! Fantasy League is live.
What if the Mets Never Traded for Johan Santana? | Patrick Flood
[O]f the $136.7M the Mets spent on players in 2011, $72.8M was given to...
Witness claims that the Wilpons knew about Madoff
Two Mets Minor Leaguers -- Including Former 2nd Rounder -- Suspended 50 Games
Sandy Alderson on Twitter!
Binghamton Mets Baseball - Online Clearance Sale
Mets Revoke Megdal's Credentials

+ New FanShot All FanShots >

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Ricky-roma-300x224_small
Sabermetrics and Me: Drowning in Objectivity
Mets002_small
2012 AA Prospects List #3

Recent FanPosts

Ctm-logo_small
My dirty little secret: I was once a Yankees fan
Mets002_small
2012 AA Prospects List #5
X-wing_small
BrooksBaseball Player Cards: An Amazing Resource For Mets Fans Who Are Curious About How Pitchers Pitch In The Major Leagues
Mets002_small
2012 AA Prospects List #4
Small
Sandy Alderson, @MetsGM, and getting ready for Spring Training
Mets002_small
2012 AA Prospects List #1 (edit: and apparently #2)
Small
Two New York Players of OBP Yore
Small
Thoughts on 2012

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >


THE BIG GUY

Aa_avatar_small Eric Simon

THE INCREDIBLES

Blackfish2_small Alex Nelson

Endy_small Rob Castellano

Img_1262_small Matthew Artus

Kanye_pekka_small Sam Page

Best_infield_ever_small James Kannengieser

Metsstitches_small Eno Sarris

48900_1085732804_4466_n_small Chris McShane

Lg_rocker_ap_small Matthew Callan

Billy_and_daddy_4th_of_july_small Bill Petti

THE NEWS GURUS

Mrmet_small Steve Schreiber

3_small Stephen Schmidt

159714144_040c6c1501_small Pack Bringley

124967042_crop_340x234_small Jeffrey Paternostro