Open Thread: Mets vs Padres
New York Mets at San Diego Padres, Aug 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT
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At least we're interesting
I’m curious to see Bobby P. tonight
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
me too
is it wrong i’ve been looking forward to this all day?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, what else would you look forward to, a win?
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
parnell could throw a ho nitter and lose
you know when we do get our no hitter we will lose
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
haha i've been thinking that for years
but with a 60 pitch limit he goes CG it would be beyond miraculous
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
he'd have to average about 6.5 pitches per inning
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
haha not gonna happen
but i guess theres always the multi-pitcher no hitter option
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
go parnell, redding, green, socks
for a no hitter… how would you love to have those guys attached to the first Mets no hitter
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Socks! for closer!
K-Rod for waivers!
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
not redding
figgy yes, redding no, cause then he’d be there nexxt year
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
haha i was just thinking of the worst combo possible
except Socks, who would begin his run of Cy Youngs by closing out that game
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
and then throws the first perfect game in history
and is mistaken for the ballboy by Jerry, Omar, and Jeff Wilpon. Only Bernazard knows who he is. He gets signed by the Nationals, and with Strasburg leads them to the WS
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
Unless Francoeur bats 27 times for San Diego, that's not happening
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
could we clone him and then trade him?
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
No, but we could just trade him.
Actually, maybe not.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
2 days to clear waivers
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
I meant someone actually wanting him
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
dude the reds are a MLB team
Dusty doesn’t like clogging up the bases
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
under/over on Parnell innings
he’s limited to 60 pitches, right? I’m gonna go with 4
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
im gonna go with
4.1 IP, 1 er, 3 hits, 2 ks, 2 bbs
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
i guess thats a slightly over
i’m ever the optimist
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
optimistic
4 IP 2 ER 4 H 3 BB 3 K
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
4.2 4K 3BB 4H 3ER
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
we have a taker on the under 4 innings
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
2 innings 3 runs 4 hits 4 walks (one intentional) 3 K's
but thats the pessimistic part of me
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
pessimistic line,
he trips over the mound on his way to start the game, tears his ACL out for season.
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
breaks his ankle walking up the dugout steps
Ollie dropped his gum or something
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
and falls on david wright on the way down
breaking his arm
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
who lands on Santana, breaking his leg
Who then hits Pagan with a falling bat, so the Mets have Reed, and A-Hern in the Lineup. And Omir Santos come sout of the bullpen. The Mets improbably win, causing everyone to realize grission wins games, so Reyes and Beltran are traded for Eckstein and Erstad.
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
cant we get chris woodward too?
we need him!
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Red Sox got there first
Theo thinks they need more grission, after the Yankees games
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
david wright falls into pagan, who hits his head on the bench on the way down
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I am stuck at a party. Good luck to Bobby P. He is one of my faves.
by fxcarden on Aug 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
wow, major league is on
some inspirational film for us
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
If every time we won, we peeled a section...
Rachel Phelps would stay clothed for at least the next 8 months
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
yeah that movie is amazing
funny every time
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm...
Bobby pitches one pitch, Schneider throws it back, Bobby catches it and sprains his wrist.
spontaneous combustion is always an option
and with this team I wouldnt even be that surprised
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
it would be the brightest we've looked all season
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
And it ricochets off Dubs head rendering him mentally retarded...
while conspiculously avoiding Razor Shines
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
its ok
its not like razor shines could be more retarded anyway.
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
well...
we haven’t seen him pull off his shirt while yelling at baserunners just yet, so in terms of the retard-o-meter, he’s still got some progress to make.
he's saving it for a special occasion
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
According to SNY, Alex Cora is our player of the week
that’s sad
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
wait what about Figgy?
Or Frenchy? Oh right he shaved his grission .500 beard. Bitch
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
That was quite bitchy
He said something to the effect of “I’d have the beard until October if I waited”. Hilarious.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
if not having a beard is so important
why isnt it on the scoreboard
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Over/under on how many non-fastballs Parns throws in 60 pitches
7
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
i'll take the equal bet
i’m feeling lucky
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
play the lotto
why waste it on the Mets?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
from fangraphs
run value per 100 pitches
fastball:.30
sl: -.26
change: 3.62
knuckleball (?!?!?!?!) 7.0
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
knuckleball?
oh now that I have to see
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
he's gonna go Wakefield on us
I think it’s an unknown, cause they had frankie with a knucleball
if only
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
ah too bad
id love to see him randomly break that out
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
could schnieder/santos catch it?
or do we have to get Doug “old style no batting glves=grission” mirabelli
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
since when?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Who is this old bastard on the Padres feed?
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
How do you measure grission, anyway?
in milliEcksteins? microFrancoeurs?
there was a similar thing
http://www.flotsam-media.com/2007/12/flotsam-data-special-tangiblizing.html
its GRIT
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
actually looks like a good starting point
for calculations
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
look down
Met great Ron Hunt is there
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
and Livan is no danny reyes
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
He looks like he ate Livan Hernandez
Make Livan look svelt
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
From Mets.com
Mets look toward future as Parnell faces Padres
Bobby Parnell makes his first Major League start against the San Diego Padres tonight at PETCO Park, providing a glimpse at a possible member of the Mets’ rotation in 2010 and beyond.
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
I'm withholding judgement till after he starts a few
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG CORA!!!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
i'm already glad i sat down to watch this
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
ditto
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Parnell will throw a no hitter
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont even care about the outcome
we just saw an exceedingly rare event.
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
ALEX CORA HIT A HOMER BEFORE YOU CASTILLO!!!
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
wow, sad but true
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
what the fuck
this padres pitcher sucks
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
Alex Cora!
…finds his Inner Kingman. And you thought he was too small to have one.
Thats cora's 35rd career homer
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
yeah. he hit 10 with Dodgers in '04
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hammer time
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
STOP!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
No I think he was reciting MC Hammer's "You can't touch this"
It goes…
“STOP! HAMMER TIME!”
i know, i just felt like transitioning to vanilla ice
since they both have the characteristic Stop! and they both suck
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
why?
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
cause its hamma time
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Forget about the Curve Ball, Bobby. Give 'em the heater!
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
Time to see...
what Parnell can throw besides a fastball.
ugh
metsblog has tv commercials now
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
"Matthew Cerrone's wardrobe provided by: Sears. Life. Well Spent".
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
can you illegally watch this game anywhere?
come on, someone ahs to have justin.tv up
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
http://aswenton.blogspot.com/
"The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed."
-Casey Stengel
by He'sGotPotential on Aug 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
oof.
starting off with a walk, not a good sign.
Bobby Parnell's MLB starting career
starts off walking Tony Gwynn Jr or career .330 OBP.
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
No hitter still intact
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
http://www.nonohitters.com/
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
strike one to Mr Grission
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
how did he get to third?
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
gameday fucks up occasionally
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
well, this is going about as i thought it would
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
one out....
revised pitching line: 2.2 2 R, 1 H, 4 BB 3 K
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
crank up Figgy/Redding
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
+1
Boy meets world?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Sully!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
23 pitches thrown
on the plus side, no hitter is still in order.
Lets see
24 pitches and he’s on a 40 pitch max count. Can you say two inning outing?
by aparkermarshall on Aug 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
i thought it was 60
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry misread that. It is 60
he;s almost up to to 30 anyway
by aparkermarshall on Aug 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Padres!!!
stop fouling it off. He’s on a pitch count
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
One run. no no, shutout is gone.
and so is the win
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
So...
Is anybody legitimately surprised right now?
i'm shocked... shocked i tell you
that we only gave up one this inning
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I was predicting 4
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Aug 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
The future.
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
we need lots of things this offseason
Therapy being #1
by fxcarden on Aug 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I turned off the Dark Knight for this game
I must be an idiot
by aparkermarshall on Aug 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
+1
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Those 60 pitches should cover about 2 innings...
I really did not want to see Tim Redding tonight
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
I will still watch this entire game...
….just to see how Parnell does.
I’m not expecting a win anymore……There’s no point to it.
ill be here till the bitter end
never know how they’ll manage to look bad on any given day
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
That looks like a pretty cool pad.
I would love that apartment
by aparkermarshall on Aug 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
yeah, pretty nice
probably costs a ton to live there
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
David Wright is 48 hits away from 1000 for his career
Figured I’d throw that out there.
If yall are feeling like there’s nothing really to watch for this season at least we have that. Should be fun with about 50 games left to play.
on that train of thought
Phillies are the first team in sports history to record 10,000 losses
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats probably doable
maybe a reason to go to Citi Field in September.
by aparkermarshall on Aug 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd prefer that he shows him how to get DFA'd in style
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
nice stolen base
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
we lead the NL in a stat that doesnt mean we're horrible?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
+1
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I think is OPS just dropped 1,000 points
by aparkermarshall on Aug 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
Haha
Ben Stein and Whack-a-debtor
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
+1000
what the hell was up with that throw
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
dont think he'd have had him
even on a perfect throw
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
it almost hit murphy
can you imagine if Francour put somebody on the DL?
42 pitches already
updated line
2.2 IP 3BB 1 ER 2 H 1K
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
uh oh, we activiated Eckstein's grission mode
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
53 pitches in 2 innings
Ollie-esque
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
I'd have Bobby go at least 4 innings...
..FUK THE PITCH COUNT AT 60!
It would be ridiculous if we went with Redding after 3….STUPID.
But then again……These ARE the Mets.
they have to save his arm
So he can use it against us later in his career…
by fxcarden on Aug 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
you mean for his future as a Mets starter in 2010 and beyond?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
it doesnt count as using it against us if he just sucks for the Mets
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
but that would mean he was screwing us over
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
well by that logic K-rod is using his arm against us lately too
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
now you're catching on
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
haha ok as long as we're on the same page
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
are we really surprised?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
hey guys, I just got home
how’s parnell looked in the first two innings?
really high pitch count per inning
not good for a 60ish max
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
ollie esque
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
being generally inefficient
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
yup come on figgy
get us out of this mess
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
For someone's FIRST EVER Start, considering he's a relief guy....
…it wasn’t as bad as it seemed.
i think it was more deceptively bad
he didnt give up much in the way of runs, but couldnt even go 3 full, left the bases loaded
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
true, its just kinda alarming to see
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
thats much more respectable
lets just hope he’s not prone to that sort of thing often
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
terrific
but i dont blame figgy for that one so much… he came in with his back to the wall
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
Figgy......
…doing his best SOCKS KENNY ROGERS imitation.
why do you have to mention that name
my blood pressure skyrockets whenever i see/hear it
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
hey theres another stat we lead the NL in
too bad this one sucks
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
agreed
could have been far worse
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
minimized the damage
but we need to take that run back quickly
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
if we can
Latos has been almost light’s out so far
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
nice ab (kinda) frenchy
though much better than what he usually does
Everytime he gets passed the first 3 pitches, he does well
Perhaps there’s a reason
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
And stop kicking the ball over the fence.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
you kids today
with your rock music and your leather pants….
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
well that was terrible
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
i will watch the mets every night and enjoy it...but man do we suck
parnell was awful and Tatis, geez
parnell took 68 pitches to go less than three innings...man that's awful
by Ballonthewall on Aug 8, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
well, maybe next time will be better
Joba was terrible when the Yankees started stretching him the first couple of times out
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know about the "enjoy it" part.
Painful
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
yeah, this
though something makes me want to watch this team nonetheless
yup its the same as the 93 team
they were horrific, but i coudlnt look away
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
for me it's acombination of loyalty and hope
by Ballonthewall on Aug 8, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
its all loyalty here
i can live without hope… im like a hope camel… you give me some once in a while it can last me for months
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Bpth Ike Davis and Josh Thole did not play today... what's the word?
They would have faced Drabek who is a righty, but neither was in the lineup… tare hey heading to Triple A perhaps?
it would be interesting to see how well we;d be doing if Reyes/Delgafo/Beltran had not been hurt
I think we still would be in deep doo doo because of the pitching
Pretty sure we wouldn't be in 1st place.
Maybe the Wild Card.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
sounds reasonable...and a loss like last night's woulf be that much more devastating
by Ballonthewall on Aug 8, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
nah, i think we'd be in the middle of the wild-card race.
if we had pitching we might be where the phillies are…
wow, a pantheon of old school references
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
this is getting spooky
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
a bit
great minds think alike, and so do we i guess
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
nicely done figgy
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
i was gonna say, nice to see someone else with that stat
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
damn
that looked almost gone
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
man they're hitting the ball hard
just not quite hard enough
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
forgive me for sounding stupid
but could you explain that? people keep using that and I don’t know what it means
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
mendoza line is .200 BA
named after a player who had a .200 BA for the better part of a season, its kinda the lower limit of “tolerable” batting average
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
ah, thanks
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
.198
Our catcher is hitting freaking .198.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
And Castro's hitting like .135 since the trade.
Omir Santos…who’d have thunk it?
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
with that short swing, and his high grission levels
it was the clear choice
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 8, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate big ballparks...
Bring the fences in dammit!
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
350 in straightaway center
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll be satisfied if he pitches like he did on monday night
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 8, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
not certain if it was the right call
but its certainly one i’ll take
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
looked like his hand was above home without actually touching
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
it'd be nice
the camerawork wasnt too sharp there, dont think he touched though, the dirt on the plate wasn’t disturbed at all.
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
maybe im wrong, that angle looked out
but i dont feel bad after getting robbed on a call last night.
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
holy crap
frenchy drew a walk!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
This weeks sign that the apocalypse is upon us
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
maybe frenchy is starting to learn to walk?
but thats too much to ask
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
Well you know the old saying....
You gotta crawl before you take a WALK on the Frenchy Side.
nice inning tim
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah he's as good as GONE
::high five::
by James Kannengieser on Aug 9, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
You guys are brutal.
I’m the author of such Recommended Fanshots as NYC Jonathon and Omar: MISS MASTER
by All Shook Down on Aug 9, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
You also had that comment in that FanPost that time
which I think I rec’d. That was pretty sweet.
by James Kannengieser on Aug 9, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, probably.
Let’s talk more about my exploits on AA!
by All Shook Down on Aug 9, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
sean green is warming up in the pen
we’re doomed
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
why the hell couldn't redding have pitched like this when he was a starter
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions
And Bob Villa
The beard is coming in nicely
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
For his next act...
He will trip over the bag rounding 1st base and break his clavicle
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
well that was useless
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
I don't like this Mike Adams fellow
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
probably offset by the number of people who have started because of this season
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
How do you watch this team without drinking and smoking?
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
Eh, it's been really unlucky for him.
He’s lost approximately 7 or 8 homers to Citi and has only one ‘Just Enough’ homer on the season.
by All Shook Down on Aug 9, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
but his road numbers arent great either
cant blame citi for all of it
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Real talk
But he did lose one to Minute Maid.
by All Shook Down on Aug 9, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
he has no protection around him
i mean c’mon, who thinks “o god, i need to pitch to wright otherwise i’ll have to face murphy and francouer”
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I took illeg...err, I mean...LEGAL supplements but I never took steroids.
Why? ‘Cause I was careless…oh wait. That didn’t sound right.
Sorry my english is bad….and I"m a fat hippo, too.
I know that the season is totally over...
Why the hell am I so frustrated? This team is just infuriating.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
Let's trade for Denard Span
Let’s get Denarded
by James Kannengieser on Aug 9, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
he's certainly better than our current outfield combined
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
yup bunch of whiners in SD
didnt see them getting angry when the umps blew a call in their favor last night.
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Dude that's awful, get in front of the ball
None of this “O-LAY” bullshit
by James Kannengieser on Aug 9, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
He almost took one of those in the eye last year...
He’s not about to lose his sight.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
everytime you lay one off like that, you owe me 40 situps
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Lou Brown pissing on his contract is classic
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
this series has really bothered me
like a tease, and just shows how horrible we are
damn man
Green stinks on ice
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
If a 4 game sweep happens in San Diego
and no one watches, did it really happen?
by James Kannengieser on Aug 9, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
LOL
Unfortunately, yes. But doesn’t count towards much…..
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 9, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the problem is that with most series we can chalk it up to having a million injuries
but with this SD team, we should be more competitive than this
I want Wright to get a day off tomorrow
Infield: Murphy, A-Hern, Cora, Tatis
Outfield: Sullivan, Pagan, Francoeur
Catcher: Omir Oh-my
by James Kannengieser on Aug 9, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
Full disclosure
I’m rooting for really embarrassing things to happen to the Mets on a daily basis — so long as none of them involve David Wright or Johan Santana.
Well, this has been a good week for my cause
But last week featured some good wins.
by All Shook Down on Aug 9, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
You will end the season a happy man
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
I think the Mets lead the league in Stupidity Losses
That is: losses attributable to
bases-loaded walks, hit by pitches and balks
Then
there’s the infamous missing 3rd base.
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 9, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
17 this season
from bases loaded walks and hit batsmen
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Not that it hardly matters
Wasn’t like we were getting 1 run in the 9th, let alone a couple.
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 9, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions
yeah but at least it would've given us a reason to watch the 9th inning...
…now Heat FATASS Bell is going to blow us away…..Both with his Fastball and Hot Air. F’n Marshmallow-shaped Twinkie-head!!
Yeah
Because how great WOULD it be to watch Bell blow one? It would make my night. Even more than winning, at this point.
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 9, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
you'd think so
but that would assume that WIlpon had a logical bone in his body. or had any brains whatsoever
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Did I mention that I hate that FAT ASS named Heath Bell?
I hate him ‘cause he sucked as a Met….and goes elsewhere and Doesn’t suck.
He put up great minor league numbers
and its hard to establish yourself in the majors when your pitching caoch is trying to make you use different pitches and you keep getting jerked around after every bad outing, Heath Bell was my boy
And Feliciano did not begin the inning, why?
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
You mean "lobby".
The world according to Omar says that word may not be pluralized.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
yes i apologize
my mistake, i’ll investigate why i said that
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Silver lining
We can sign all the type A FAs we want, our 1st rounder is protected. Downside is there isnt really anything out there and we dont have money, if only there was 13 mil lying around.
Gonzalez has garbage around him and hits in a pitchers park and has 30 hrs
what’s David’s excuse?
You know
Maybe Pedro can talk to KRod, get through to him about pitching well even though he’s on a sub par .500 team….
by MetsFan4Decades on Aug 9, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
but larussa is smart
theres a key difference
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
well, as scintillating as this has been
i have to be up in 6 hours. good night folks
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage
by blueandorange4life on Aug 9, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
no we'll load the bases
then 3 straight K’s
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't know about pulse...
..I just want Murph, Frenchy, or whomever else hit a ball right back at FATASS’s FUGLY FACE!!
ive got a stronger arm than eckstein
but nowhere near the grission
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Here we go...
How painful can we make this one?
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but Jerry abuses the privilege.
im starting to think francoeur isnt here to win
so much as a mission of mercy by preventing us from accumulating hope
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
win win jeff wincoeur rbi man upside throwing arm church didn't touch 3rd jeffey wins
by James Kannengieser on Aug 9, 2009 1:05 AM EDT reply actions
JEFF KNOWS SABERMETRICS...
….like I know OBP.
If we have payroll problems, non-tendering Frenchy sounds like an easy solution
Will our FO see it that way?
payroll problem:
We are paying the wrong players. lol
Imagine
Omar, Jerry and Jeffey all return in 2010
by James Kannengieser on Aug 9, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm 99% sure Francoeur turned down a deal similar to McCann's a few years back
Neighborhood of 5 years, $25 million I want to say
by James Kannengieser on Aug 9, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
its a tough road to the top (bottom)
think we can make it? washington is really trying hard
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
9 teams behind (ahead?) of us
Washington .351, KC .391, Pittsburgh .409, Baltimore .418, San Diego .420, Cleveland .427, Cincin .431, Oakland .436, Arizona .450 (we play them next, .450 will go up) Mets, .464. We have the 10th pick, right now.
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
man all this effort and we're still only in 10th place?
how bad does a team have to be to get that coveted #1 pick?
by KeithsMoustache on Aug 9, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
i wish the Mets could suprise me once and awhile
when I make my pessimistic Benigno-like predictions that mets will get swept here
Mets dont like to pay their first rounders
So they would probably “Padre” the draft. Ala Matt Bush. Padres passed on better prospects with the #1 pick becuase they didnt want to fork over the cash.
Gary Thorne=Simply the Best!
by The American Mr.Hockey on Aug 9, 2009 5:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to be critical of Cohen and Darling here
You can’t continually act surprised about how poorly the Mets are playing and then turn around and go out of your way to praise the efforts of Cory Sullivan.
wow....
my prediction was almost right
I predicted 2.2 4 H 3 R 3 BB 3 K
He got 2.1 4 H 1 R 3 BB 1 K
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
I'm so glad i turned off the T.V
after Tony Gwynn jr made that nice catch to rob Sully.After that i knew it could only get worse































