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by the_wolfman on Sep 12, 2009 2:37 PM EDT
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Printthis year watching the Mets play is worse then a week overdue bowl movement, I just don't understand how the pitching can be so dreadful, it's if you are watching little league T-ball when the Mets's are pitching. maybe a new chat should be started by the fans at Citifield. when the Met's come up to bat everyone in the stands should scream "THREE UP THREE DOWN" and when they are on defense they should scream " HERE WE GO BLOOP AND A BLAST" maybe humiliation is the answer.
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This post is gold.
GOLD!
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 12, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously
it gets better with each reading.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 12, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Sitebot!
Where is the “This post was created” etc etc?
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Sep 12, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe it's "pre-gent"
so I guess we’re talking about a pre-op transsexual then?
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
That would actually be a much more poignant insult.
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
SITEBOT DELIVERS!
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
Sitebot is really showing off today
all adding the second answer to the poll.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 12, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
sitebot
must be out of tampons so she takes it out on me.
FAIL
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Sep 13, 2009 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions
contradiction
pitching can be so dreadful, it’s if you are watching little league T-ball
THERE IS NO PITCHING IN LITTLE LEAGUE T-BALL!
Unless of course that is your point
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Sep 12, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
firejerrynow
ah yes that was my point, I thought everyone would get that
also great:
“Mets”, “Mets’s” and “Met’s”.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 12, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
this is an awful post
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Sep 12, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
firejerrynow
hey fire, what do you think of this great performance I really want to know
I think David Wright and Carlos Beltran are awesome
And Phillies Closers=SUCK, like this post
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Sep 13, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't ban him
he can be endless source of comedy
"We must win and we must know how to win rather than win because we have statistical people."
scoring
so does anyone disagree now, we just give up runs like its Christmas, but this is an awful post. we had a 4 nothing lead and now look at it. so do me a favor and just SHUTUP
there is no baseball on Christmas
so wouldn’t giving up runs like it’s Christmas mean not giving up any runs?
I believe he's referring to those godawful desserts my aunt made for me as a kid.
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
True, but...
if it were here the networks would pay a you-know-what-load of money to get a game that day…just like the NBA.
Dude,
you don’t want to go there. That’s the kind of stuff that gets you banned. Perhaps you should read the community guidelines.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 12, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
The best part of this?
He responds to the Sitebot like it’s a poster.
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
I think he's confused
and thinks the Sitebot is actually the poster with the same name.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 12, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Can I rec this for the pure joy of having this convo up for longer?
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
um........
what? Can someone translate this post into English please?
Somehow, a chain of events unfolded that put Steve Phillips in a professional broadcast booth Sunday night so he could rip Carlos Beltran. Try to explain that in any other terms.
by Greenpoint Ian on Sep 12, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
3 hours, 30 minutes
If he’s been banned, that’s got to be a new record.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 13, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
fortunately, he hasn't yet.
thank god. too much comedy would be lost.
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
the sitebot banned him right after the game.
King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president
Yeah, I was really insulted by being called a dope.
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Sep 13, 2009 6:42 AM EDT up reply actions
damn.
he was a totally new kind of poster. Scotty was a troll, centerpede just posted FanPosts without commenting, and all the other trolls usually at least tried to get on people’s good side. This guy’s 2nd comment is:
“fillies
shut up dirtgag”
lolwut
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
I never got the
"fillies
shut up dirtgag"
part
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Sep 13, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
this guy is like 5 years old
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Sep 13, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
HERE WE GO BOOP AND A BLAST
what a great fan post. ive missed these little nuggets. wolfman is totally not a bowl movement.
Lets hope that when gut check time comes again the Mets will pass it with flying colors.
It's not really a Bloop and a Blast
How about
A BUNT AND A BALK
that should sum our season up
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
Bowl Movement
Isn’t that what happened when the Orange Bowl was moved to Joe Robbie Pro Player Dolphin Land Shark Stadium?
I just want to say
The AA SiteBot is one of the greatest things I’ve seen out of the SBN blogging community. It’s practically worthy of a Bud Light’s “Real Men of Genius” jingle.
Also, FYI, it’s raining pretty steady in Atlanta right now. That being said now, it’ll probably gone and be great weather for game time later.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Hmm...
maybe a new chat should be started by the fans at Citifield.
How many people does he think are live-blogging at Citi Field??
batting helmets. batting titles. obp.
CERRONE
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Sep 16, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Actual quote from Matt Cerrone:
i do not have the patience for Sabermetrics…the thing is, I just can’t focus on any sort of math for more than 60 seconds.
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
Did Cerrone pass Algebra I?
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Sep 17, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he's mentioned that he didn't multiple times on the site.
King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president
mets
anyone here proud of their performance last night, just wondering
substitute "their" for "Murphy's" and sure.
You obviously just don’t understand where to locate your misplaced rage, huh?
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
wolfman you're back!
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
by firejerrynow on Sep 17, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I like to imagine that Wolfman
sat around for a few days hashing this post out. He was mulling some possible ‘funny’ “chats” for Mets fans, and thinking of metaphors to both properly capture the anguish of the Mets’ pitching woes and astound fellow AAer’s and English professors alike. He mostly did his thinking sitting on the bowel during his “bowl” movements, but as he always jokes to his SheWolf, that’s where he gets most of his best thinking done, ha ha.
Finally, when it had all marinated and stewed in his lupine brain for a while he decided to write a rough draftin Word, but the thing is it was so great as it was spilling from his head, he felt like he was in the midst of a free-form Kerouacian stream-of-consciousness epiphanous mind explosion and he knew it was also his final draft. No improvements could be made. He hit F7, saw that there were no spelling errors and submitted it to AA, fully expecting much gratitude and rejoicing from us lowly ManMen upon whom he had bestowed his gift.
And then he howled at the moon.
by dtro on Sep 18, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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