Fillies

by the_wolfman on Sep 12, 2009 2:46 PM EDT

this team must lose at all cost, Charlie is nothing but a bag of wind, he sits in the dugout and looks mad even when they are winning, that is an arogance the baseball does not need, he actually thinks they should go 160-0, what a duchebag. that white head of his just irritates me to high heaven. and when they get booted in the first round thats a day American should celebrate woohoo.

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this post disappoints me.

it does not meet the high standards set by “outrage”.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 12, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions

standards

like I care what you think

by the_wolfman on Sep 12, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Sorry sitebot

but this post needs this

This FanPost was created by a user just like you, except that this particular user has only basic motor skills and a third-grade education at his disposal. FanPosts such as these are a blight on this community and are only left intact so that they may serve as examples of what not to do.

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 12, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 12, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

+100

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Sep 12, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions

centerpede1o1 anyone?

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 12, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions

YES SITEBOT DELIVERS AGAIN!

Sitebot FTW!

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 12, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions

yay sitebot!

I really don’t know what else to add. This post is so devoid of anything worth responding to.

Somehow, a chain of events unfolded that put Steve Phillips in a professional broadcast booth Sunday night so he could rip Carlos Beltran. Try to explain that in any other terms.

by Greenpoint Ian on Sep 12, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions

Greenpoint Ian

then don’t respond

by the_wolfman on Sep 12, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions

I like the spirit.

But poor execution.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 12, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions

you can't start a sentence with but.

that’s poor grammar

"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner

by metsguy234 on Sep 13, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions

you can't end a sentence with the word "but".

If you use it the way you did, it’s incorrect grammar.
Totally unnecessary. I appreciate good grammar as much as the next guy, but what you’re doing is just overkill. Seriously. Not cool.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 13, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions

Not cool? But it's hilarious!

Misguided, joke-missing pedantry makes a great sequel to the garbled inanity of the initial post! Keep it coming, folks! Maybe someone else can start in with personal name-calling, and then in a hundred posts or so we can Godwin the whole thing.

by anonymous on Sep 13, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions

I love Godwin.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 13, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions

You would.

Netiquette Nazi.

by LeiterMilnerFasterStronger on Sep 17, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions

There are somany things wrong with this post

For example: when the season become 160 games?

"We must win and we must know how to win rather than win because we have statistical people."

by Evan_S on Sep 12, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions

*so many things

"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner

by metsguy234 on Sep 13, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions

Charlie

you guys must be fillie fans, so any negitive feed back you say to me means absolutly nothing, I have no respect for fillie players no respect for fillie fans and mostly fillie citizens so if you were trying to huert my feelings you failed

by the_wolfman on Sep 12, 2009 5:46 PM EDT reply actions

No we're Mets fans,

we just don’t tolerate stupidity here. You can’t spell, you have no understanding of grammar, and you are a kind of an asshole, and by kind of, I mean you’re an asshole.

"We must win and we must know how to win rather than win because we have statistical people."

by Evan_S on Sep 12, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions

Yep, you caught us.

Every poster at a Mets fan site is a Philly fan. Yep. You caught us. Darn. I was hoping to “huert” your feelings some more.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 12, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions

damn, you got us

That’s right, we’re all Philadelphia fans. That’s why we want a Mets blog that is full of reasonably intelligent commentary and doesn’t get degraded by semi-literate drivel.

Somehow, a chain of events unfolded that put Steve Phillips in a professional broadcast booth Sunday night so he could rip Carlos Beltran. Try to explain that in any other terms.

by Greenpoint Ian on Sep 12, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions

Evan_S

Evan I spelt the name wrong on purpose but I guess since your a fifth grader you didn’t figure it out, it was meant as an insult to (phillie’s) so just eat your popcorn

by the_wolfman on Sep 12, 2009 6:07 PM EDT reply actions

Okay, not even talking about "Fillies," I get what you did there, though I prefer Philthies, but whatever.

that is an arogance the baseball does not need, he actually thinks they should go 160-0, what a duchebag

It’s “arrogance,” and “douchebag,” (technically should be hyphenated, but nobody hyphenates it) and what does “the baseball” need?

And that whole first sentence is a run-on. Really, there are many problems with your post, and it goes beyond nitpicking at a few grammar mistakes and forgetting an apostrophe or two.

"We must win and we must know how to win rather than win because we have statistical people."

by Evan_S on Sep 12, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions

shut up

you heard him. eat you’re popcorn.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 13, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions

*eat your popcorn

"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner

by metsguy234 on Sep 13, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions

Sarcasm detection fail.

Way to go.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 13, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions

misspelling= sarcasm?

did i miss this memo?

even the OP spelled it right

"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner

by metsguy234 on Sep 13, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions

Evan I spelt the name wrong on purpose but I guess since your a fifth grader you didn’t figure it out, it was meant as an insult to (phillie’s) so just eat your popcorn

i was mocking him.
I’ll restate: way to go.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 13, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions

Wow. I don't know if metsguy and squid have some sick little joke going....

but wow if you are being serious metsguy. Just wow. I really hope you don’t walk around acting like that. Mr.Metsguy234 senior must wish that he would have blasted you out into a dirty sock.

"It's like the old phrase goes.....The balls in your court now Mr.Church, so you take that ball, you dribble it up the court and....................................... get a layup"
- Keith Hernandez

by nrmax88 on Sep 15, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions

I really liked "the baseball"

it reminded me of “the Iraq”

by JoshNY on Sep 15, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions

"such as"

by James Kannengieser on Sep 16, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions

He could be excused for not realizing it.

Without even looking very hard, I can find over a dozen grammatical errors in your post. And at least 2 more in your attack on Evan.

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 12, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions

you're

"The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer." -Jeff Francoeur

by RangersandMets on Sep 12, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions

warning, warning!

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Sep 12, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions

How old are you?

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 13, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions

When did Borat get into AA?

by StorkFan on Sep 13, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions

How many strikes does this wolfman moron get?

Seriously, 2 sitebot-inducing posts within a week should result in a lifetime ban.

by madisonmetsfan on Sep 13, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions

The posts appeared about 30 minutes apart yesterday afternoon, I believe.

Sam said the_wolfman was banned after yesterday’s game. The banhammer seems to have come down in a timely manner.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 13, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah he's gone

but not forgotten

by James Kannengieser on Sep 14, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions

Wolfman beats Centerpede 1o1 in ROY

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 15, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions

scotty comes in 3rd, I assume?

by JoshNY on Sep 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions

yep

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 16, 2009 6:33 AM EDT up reply actions

man

it’s really been a great year if Scotty has been bumped to 3rd. It’s like when Hunter Pence burst on the scene two years ago and was a lock for Rookie of the Year and then Ryan Braun came up and went all Albert Pujols on the NL for a few months and stole it away from him.

by cjmulrain on Sep 17, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions

don't forget Tulowitzki

Yeah, that was a great rookie clas.

And yes, I love that wolfman’s two posts are still going.

Somehow, a chain of events unfolded that put Steve Phillips in a professional broadcast booth Sunday night so he could rip Carlos Beltran. Try to explain that in any other terms.

by Greenpoint Ian on Sep 20, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions

No way.

centerpede1o1 brought the art of the FanPost to a whole new level. Err, what I mean is, HELLO HELLO FIREJERRYNOW I AM THE MANSION NOT THE CONDO.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 17, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions

See

I think scotty was the most entertaining. I look at centerpede1o1’s and the_wolfman’s posts and chuckle. But with scotty’s thread, I was dying laughing. He was just so stupid

"We must win and we must know how to win rather than win because we have statistical people."

by Evan_S on Sep 17, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions

I agree, the comment factor had a more intellectual hilarity.

But Centerpede’s got the edge on numbers as well as intangibles. He made almost a dozen posts, each more hilariously disconnected than the last (i.e. The Right Stuff, June is Gut Check Time, and Catch the Damn ball), culminating in what was little more than randomly assorted words with various baseball terms in between. And the impact of his FanPosts was incalculable. An entirely new class of obnoxious fan had been instantaneously created, while also creating an entire shift in the framework of bad grammar as we know it. He shall not be forgotten.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 17, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

And you didn't even mention the seminal classics

The self titled “centerpede 1o1” as well as his quintessential work “Bad News Mets”

"We must win and we must know how to win rather than win because we have statistical people."

by Evan_S on Sep 17, 2009 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

then again, not much beats "HELLO HELLO"

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 17, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions

yeah

come to think of it: paperman514 FTW.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 17, 2009 4:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

I think we need an AmazinAvenue Hall of Fame

With links to all the funniest ones

by JoshNY on Sep 17, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions

centerpede1o1 well always be the gold standard

but paperman is most definitely the OG.

Lets hope that when gut check time comes again the Mets will pass it with flying colors.

by kendynamo on Sep 18, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions

centerpede101 will always be the gold standard

but paperman gets credit for being the OG.

the_wolman’s efforts are appreciated but he has a long way to go. i would like his phrasing to be even stupider, for example. the rampent misspellings and typos are a good touch though.

duchebag. hee hee.

Lets hope that when gut check time comes again the Mets will pass it with flying colors.

by kendynamo on Sep 18, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions