2009 Mets Anagrams
by Eric Simon on Sep 14, 2009 6:00 AM EDT
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PrintInspired by this post at Gas Lamp Ball (ed note: "inspired by" is just a nice way of saying "stolen from"), and with a lot of help from the Internet Anagram Server, I managed to kill quite a bit of time this weekend. I plugged all of the 2009 Mets into the old anagram machine and here are the results. Feel free to try it yourself and post any other good ones in the comments.
The front office/Field staff
| Omar Minaya | I Many Aroma |
| Fred Wilpon | Frowned Lip |
| Jerry Manuel | Jam Leery Urn |
| Razor Shines | Razor Shines |
| Dan Warthen | New Hand Rat |
The offense
| David Wright | Gravid Width |
| Jose Reyes | Jeer Yes, So? |
| Carlos Beltran | Carnal Lobster |
| Carlos Delgado | Cold Ogre Salad |
| Luis Castillo | I Cut A Ill Loss |
| Jeff Francoeur | Fence Jar Of Fur |
| Angel Pagan | A Penal Gang |
| Gary Sheffield | A Fleshy Fridge |
| Daniel Murphy | My Hard Lineup |
| Omir Santos | Satin Rooms |
| Brian Schneider | A Crib Enshrined |
| Alex Cora | Axe Carol |
| Wilson Valdez | Valid Zen Owls |
| Anderson Hernandez | Darned Neon Zen Rash |
| Jeremy Reed | Jeer Remedy |
| Cory Sullivan | All Curvy Ions |
| Ramon Martinez | Immanent Razor |
| Fernando Tatis | Anointed Farts |
| Josh Thole | Oh, He Jolts |
| Andy Green | Deny Range |
| Nick Evans | Can Knives |
| Emil Brown | Limb Owner |
| Angel Berroa | Granola Beer |
| Fernando Martinez | Amazon Rent Finder |
| Argenis Reyes | Enrage? Yes, Sir! |
| Marlon Anderson | Anal Nerd Morons |
| Robinson Cancel | Albino Concerns |
The pitchers
| Mike Pelfrey | Prime Fey Elk |
| Johan Santana | An Ant As A John |
| Oliver Perez | Vizor Peeler |
| John Maine | Oh, Me Ninja |
| Pedro Feliciano | A Periodic Felon |
| Sean Green | Anger Seen |
| Brian Stokes | Rosin Basket |
| Francisco Rodriguez | Accrues Fir Odor? Zing! |
| J.J. Putz | J.J. Putz |
| Tim Redding | Midget Rind |
| Livan Hernandez | Vandal In Her Zen |
| Pat Misch | Shit Camp |
| Jonathan Niese | Hate Ninja Nose |
| Nelson Figueroa | Loafer? No, Genius! |
| Fernando Nieve | Invade One Fern |
| Elmer Dessens | Send Lesser Me |
| Casey Fossum | Fussy Cameos |
| Jon Switzer | Jets Nor Wiz |
| Lance Broadway | Awe Bold Canary |
| Darren O'Day | Dread Rayon |
| Tobi Stoner | Soon Bitter |
| Ken Takahashi | Has Neat Khaki |
The departed
| Ramon Castro | Smart Racoon |
| Ryan Church | Rah, Crunchy |
| Billy Wagner | Blew Angrily |
Bonus features
These anagrams just missed the cut but most were too good to leave out.
| Carlos Beltran | Stellar Carbon |
| Gary Sheffield | Flayed Her Figs |
| Gary Sheffield | Large Iffy Shed |
| Daniel Murphy | Yum Philander |
| Daniel Murphy | Lady Prune Him |
| Daniel Murphy | Inhale Dry Ump |
| Omir Santos | So I Ram Snot |
| Omir Santos | A Minor Toss |
| Omir Santos | Moon Stairs |
| Brian Schneider | Nicer Rabid Hens |
| Brian Schneider | Bare Nicer Hinds |
| Fernando Tatis | Friend To Satan |
| Andy Green | Angry Need |
| Emil Brown | I Blew Norm |
| Emil Brown | Blow Miner |
| Fernando Martinez | Dozen Fireman Rant |
| Fernando Martinez | Rodent Arm Fanzine |
| Marlon Anderson | Nonrandom Laser |
| Marlon Anderson | Loner Or Sandman |
| Pedro Feliciano | Noodle Pacifier |
| Pedro Feliciano | Pacified, No Role |
| Nelson Figueroa | Oleaginous Fern |
| Ramon Castro | Mars Cartoon |
| Ramon Castro | Carrot Mason |
| Ramon Castro | Roman Actors |
| Ramon Castro | Maroon Carts |
| Ramon Castro | Costar Ramon |
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Oh my word
This has made my day. I think a number 15 shirt with Carnal Lobster written on it would be immense. Also, Gary Sheffield’s ones all sound incredibly crude.
I have always had albino concerns about Robinson Cancel, mainly because I don’t think I have ever actually seen him. And how could “Noodle Pacifier” not win for Pedro Dos!?
Most accurate: Wagner, Marlon
Misch is the pithiest and cruellest. It has enough of a ring of truth to be devastating!
Pat Misch= Shit Camp
The name anagram knows more than the front office!
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
Perhaps an alternative to Winter Ball
“Don’t know if you are destined to be bullpen filler or a AAAA starter? Come to Pat Misch’s Shit Camp and find out!”
It’s a bit harsh as I don’t have anything against Misch in particular, but that name is just too good.
This train of thought
gets more bizarre if you imagine the actual Mets personnel involved.
“Lady, Prune Him!” by Friend to Satan – concept album about a Shakespearean eco-warrior by a Latin-tinged blue-collar rock outfit featuring Daniel Murphy and Fernando Tatis (think the Bruce Springsteen feat. Tito Puente).
“Vandal in her Zen” by Albino Concerns must be a salsa album designed as restaurant background music, mainly due to the presence of Livan Hernandez on bongos.
My humble opinion:
I think the album “Razor Shines” by the band Razor Shines would be pretty bitchin’.
"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Philadelphia Phillies =
A Pallid Hellish Hippie
by Pack Bringley on Sep 14, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Stellar Carbon
As funny as Carnal Lobster is, I prefer “Stellar Carbon” for Beltran because it’s actually true.
I call foul!!! This was clearly stolen from me as well.
http://www.amazinavenue.com/2009/8/7/979715/you-always-fear-what-you-dont#19358370
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
lol emil brown
i blew norm
Self-proclaimed president of the Pat White and Brian Hartline fan club.
No hating on Jay Fiedler, please.
Official Back-Up Phinsider LOL'er.
Limb Owner's my favorite
It describes him perfectly; there’s absolutely nothing interesting about Emil Brown whatsoever as a ballplayer.
by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a single player has "Mets" in his name - coincidence?
Ramon Martinez = No Arm, Metz Rain (lame, I know)
by SanDiegoMetsFan on Sep 14, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions
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