Grissiony Players on Mets

Formula:
Grission formula
Credit given to http://www.flotsam-media.com/2007/12/flotsam-data-special-tangiblizing.html

Dirt+hurt
HBP-IBB+SB/(SB+CS)
The Little Player who could, or the Eckstein Factor
(Outs-K)+(BB+SF+SH)-GDIP
Actual Skill
Gross Production Average (I’m too lazy to add the wOBA formula, or download it off fangraphs)
Total Formula=( Dirt+Hurt)+Eckstein Factor-GPA*10/PA

Suprisingly, Murphy is the grissioniest player
suggestions are welcome in comments section

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Id figure

walks are bad to be grissiony. So Frenchie and Kingman would totally be grissiony

by MetsKnicksRutgers on Sep 15, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions

point taken

walks will be eliminated from consideration

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 15, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm too lazy to do the math

but I wonder where Cora ranks.

by fxcarden on Sep 15, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions

4th

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 15, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions

Cora is second in

Grission per PA

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 15, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions

Jose is beating Francoeur

in grission per PA. That can’t be possible.

by EtSuKe on Sep 15, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions

it's because Frenchy has a smaller sample size

I should do it for his full season stats

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 16, 2009 6:28 AM EDT up reply actions

I'm not surprised Murph's got grission.

He means business.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 15, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions

Surprisingly, F! leads in Grission per PA.

by JoshNY on Sep 15, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions

You forgot to dock points for players who aren't white

Remember, Latin players have the least grission. Black can be tricky though. Guys like Rollins and Howard are good, but guys like Milledge are bad.

"We must win and we must know how to win rather than win because we have statistical people."

by Evan_S on Sep 15, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions

Making guarantees = +grission

High-fiving the fans who pay your salary (more or less) in a spontaneous fun moment for a 22 year-old = -grission and an affront to everyone who has ever played baseball ever

by James Kannengieser on Sep 16, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions

Unless it's Beltran

It just makes him a big giant wuss.

by SuperT on Sep 16, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions

simple

black players lose like 20 grission points, but playing for the Phillies gains you an automatic 50, so they’re actually 30 points up. Playing for the Mets debits you an automatic 50 points, so our black players start out at -70.

by cjmulrain on Sep 17, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions

Yeah, I'm gonna make a couple of changes

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 16, 2009 6:28 AM EDT reply actions

Based on last night's fight with the Jays....

I would say Posada would be #1 on the list if he were a Met ?

Unless you have to take off points for the big dumbo ears.

by fxcarden on Sep 16, 2009 10:44 AM EDT reply actions

Yeah

because being a gigantic asshole is pretty grissiony if it leads to bench-clearing brawls. I think he still has leftover roid rage.

by deadspy3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions

yeah, that fight was pretty stupid, but if he were a Met we'd all be saying what a stud he is.

by fxcarden on Sep 16, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions

Probably!

by deadspy3 on Sep 16, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions

i wouldn't be

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 16, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions

remember back in '07

when everyone was saying the Mets were blowing it b/c they didn’t have any fight in them and they needed to fight and act like 25 Rocky’s or something, and then they fought the Marlins in Game 161. Yea, fighting really helped.

by cjmulrain on Sep 17, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions

i was at game 161

What an awesome game that was. I’d like to switch that game around with 162, so at least we’d be disappointed before the end of the season, and ended on a high note.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 17, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions

I was at game 162

what an awesome game that was not. The only good thing about that day was I went straight from Shea Stadium to Giants Stadium and got to watch the Giants pound Donovan McNabb into the ground 12 times.

by cjmulrain on Sep 17, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions