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Around SBN: Ray Allen Fighting Age, Injury And His New Role

last night

anyone here proud of that, this is another display of the ineptitude of this misfit group of high paid so called ballplayers, I really hope to god that the wilpons  make some roster changes and go out and get some pitching, it is impossible to win a game when the pitching hands the ball to the batter and says ok dude hit the ball. but your not allowed to display displeasure with players on this message board.

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Welcome back "the_wolfman"

(SB Nation is all powerful and knows who you are)

by James Kannengieser on Sep 17, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

The similarities are subtle

That’s some good sleuthin’ Lou

"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet

What a fool I was to defy him"

-HST

by Mark Himmelstein on Sep 17, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm
but your not allowed to display displeasure with players on this message board.

This strikes me as untrue. Many of us criticize this club and organization frequently. What’s generally not tolerated is inane drivel that neither involves nor sparks any kind of intelligent critical thought.

"All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet

What a fool I was to defy him"

-HST

by Mark Himmelstein on Sep 17, 2009 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

It's also not a message board.

Message boards and forums are perfectly fine channels on which to channel one’s inane opinions without evidence. Blogs, with FanPosts that are taking seriously by some in the media? Not exactly the same, WolfNavyMan

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 17, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

if there were a Wolf Navy, it would be a fearsome military organization indeed

it’d be like any other navy, except if their ship got near yours, LOOK OUT, YOU’RE BEING ATTACKED BY WOLVES!

by JoshNY on Sep 17, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever, man

They’d be no match for the flying sharks, or the bears with cars and guns. I don’t like the wolves’ odds against either one of those groups.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 17, 2009 5:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

To say nothing of

the sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

But if these wolves are operating a naval vessel, can we assume that they’re werewolves? Because that adds a new wrinkle to the equation.

by JoshNY on Sep 17, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

who is driving?

oh my god, bear is driving! how can that be?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QliI9ZRUIKg

Lets hope that when gut check time comes again the Mets will pass it with flying colors.

by kendynamo on Sep 18, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

We find in favor of… BIG AMERICAN PARTY! YAAAAYYYYY! EVERYBODY DISCO DANCING!

by JoshNY on Sep 18, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how the second episode is the clip show

Clerks is awesome

"We must win and we must know how to win rather than win because we have statistical people."

by Evan_S on Sep 19, 2009 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry but no it won't.

The Grizzly Marines would be more deserving of that honor. Or an Air Force that can drop cougars on you from the air.

Beer is good! And stuff!

by R_Adragna on Sep 17, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 for the response

Is that SNL or MadTV?

Beer is good! And stuff!

by R_Adragna on Sep 18, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it really matter

they both suck

and it’s SNL

"We must win and we must know how to win rather than win because we have statistical people."

by Evan_S on Sep 18, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

SNL is occassionally good.

Like when someone like Justin Timberlake, the Rock, or Alec Baldwin hosts.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 18, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's so frustrated, he's got to have somewhere to say it

I feel him, poor guy. He just doesn’t have the tools to channel his frustration into arcane dissections of relative WAR or BABIP distortions, etc.

by SuperT on Sep 17, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Wolfman's back!!!

Third verse, same as the first!
Banhammer!!!

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 17, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, "navyman"

Simply registering yourself under a new name doesn’t get you another entry in the AA Rookie of the Year competition (also known as the Henry Rowengartner Memorial Trophy). You’ll have to be judged on your output as the_wolfman.

Also, SITEBOOOOOOT!

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 17, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

for rookie of the year reference

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Sep 19, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah we all know i'm rookie of the year

so give it up

:p

"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner

by metsguy234 on Sep 20, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome back wolfman

Proceeds to howl

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 17, 2009 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

but your not allowed to display displeasure with players on this message board.

Displeasure is allowed. Asinine statements like this one are not, you douchenoid.

Beer is good! And stuff!

by R_Adragna on Sep 17, 2009 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

+1 for the douchenoid

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Sep 17, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was either that or "fartknocker."

The latter has been used too much.

Beer is good! And stuff!

by R_Adragna on Sep 17, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a new one.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 17, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figure I’d take a page out of Beavis and Butthead because any word with -noid at the end (i.e. “buttnoid”) is a solid insult.

Beer is good! And stuff!

by R_Adragna on Sep 17, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Douchenoid?

That’s an interesting combination…

Just know, if there's ever a riot at Citi Field and Oliver Perez was the starter, I started the riot.

by meigs1414 on Sep 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he get banned ALREADY?

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 17, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, ok.

I didn’t know what the policy was, whether guys who created new usernames were given second chances. Then again, this guy didn’t really reform, so…haha.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 17, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

witness MetsGod and BNTHIS

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Sep 19, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah, good point.

And another solid candidate for rookie of the year. It’s turning out to be a tight race this year.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 19, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

wrightnumber5

"The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer." -Jeff Francoeur

by RangersandMets on Sep 19, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not a rookie.

joke post.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 19, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

DevonEdwards and PSU Devon

by BobbyV_Incognito on Sep 19, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, very true.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 19, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree with navalmin

im sick of our pithers going to opposing batters and saying, ok dude, hit the ball.

grrr, it makes me so mad!

Lets hope that when gut check time comes again the Mets will pass it with flying colors.

by kendynamo on Sep 18, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously. The pitching hands off the ball to the batter and is all, like, ok dude hit the ball!!

by TheBigStapler on Sep 21, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

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