Stupid Mets

by wrightnumber5 on Sep 19, 2009 1:29 PM EDT

Cmon wtf mets u guys hav sucked all year cuz we got no heart grit or passion, i think david eckstein would be good for this club so we could maybe trade josey reyes 4 him cuz he sucks and cant focus and doesnt want to play in big spots so he fakes injuries! and eckstein does the best he can with his ability whil reyes wastes his talent eckstein cud be our shortstop and then we could resign cora as 2b and trade castillo cuz he cant catch. then we could put omir at catcher cuz he has all star potential and then with frenchy in right and corey sulvna in left we would have good corners and i guess i can live with beltran in center and murphy/evans/delgado at first. What u guys think i hav no hop e for the mets unless they do this this seeson has ben awfull

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"The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer." -Jeff Francoeur

by RangersandMets on Sep 19, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions

banhammer?

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage

by blueandorange4life on Sep 19, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions

I prefer the bangun!

Beer is good! And stuff!

by R_Adragna on Sep 19, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions

this is amazing

fanpost of the year

"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner

by metsguy234 on Sep 19, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

i keep saying that but then they just get better and better

"The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer." -Jeff Francoeur

by RangersandMets on Sep 19, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions

That has to be a troll post

You don't cheer for the Mets. You drink for the Mets.

by Kevin H on Sep 19, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm pretty sure this is a joke.

It’s a joke post, by someone who’s been a user here before. Look:
http://www.amazinavenue.com/2009/8/21/998111/enoughs-enough-amazin-avenue-needs#20131629
http://www.amazinavenue.com/2009/8/23/999844/coming-soon-to-a-ballpark-near-you#20131567
http://www.amazinavenue.com/2009/8/21/998235/congrats-frenchy#20050028

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 19, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions

wtf u talking about

wow ur such an ididot cant u actuallly post a usefull commment

by wrightnumber5 on Sep 19, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions

Now i'm confused

Is this a joke or not?

"We must win and we must know how to win rather than win because we have statistical people."

by Evan_S on Sep 19, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions

look at all those misspellings.

clearly a joke.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Sep 19, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions

commment

gives it away.

Nothing can get by him; especially in a small room: Mike Francessa

by GenJackRipper on Sep 19, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions

Wolfman/Navyman/whatever? Is that you?

Beer is good! And stuff!

by R_Adragna on Sep 19, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions

Wow! Do you know how to write in proper english?

Schools these days.

Gary Thorne=Simply the Best!

by The American Mr.Hockey on Sep 19, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions

I think it's supposed to be a humorous parody.

You know, the old “Met fans are so stupid” routine.

by Mex_17 on Sep 19, 2009 5:39 PM EDT reply actions

Wrightnumber5 has been around a while

it’s a joke, folks.

by fxcarden on Sep 19, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions

you know what I'm sayin' ?

by fxcarden on Sep 19, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions

Wrightnumber5 lobby the_wolfman

for a trolling position

You don't cheer for the Mets. You drink for the Mets.

by Kevin H on Sep 19, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions

Translated for everyone's sake:

Come on, what the fuck Mets? You guys have sucked all year because we have no heart or grission. I think David “Smallie Smalls” would be good for this club so we maybe could trade Jose Reyes for him. There are several reasons for me wanting Reyes traded. He sucks, he can’t focus, and he fakes injuries to avoid playing in big spots. In stark contract, Smallie Smalls does the best he can with his ability while Reyes wastes his talent. Smallie could be our shortstop and then we could resign Alex Cora to play second base and trade Luis Castillo because he didn’t catch a pop up that one time. After that, we could put Omir Santos at catcher, he has All Star potential. With Dr. Nowalk in right and Cory “AAA Depth” Sullivan in left we’d have very grissiony corner outfielders. I guess I’d be okay with keeping the arguable best center fielder in the game. Oh yeah, also, we should totally do some sort of 3 way platoon at first base between an old dude, a crappy player, and Nick Evans. What do you guys think? Personally I have no hope for this team unless they make these ridiculous moves this offseason.

Sincerely,

Steve Phillips

"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner

by metsguy234 on Sep 19, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions

*David "Smallie Smalls" Eckstein

"Solo homers usually come with no one on base." -Ralph Kiner

by metsguy234 on Sep 19, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions

+1

"The one thing you don't want to do is hit a home run. That's a rally-killer." -Jeff Francoeur

by RangersandMets on Sep 19, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions

You guys have sucked all year because we have no heart or grission

…or any idea where third base is, although one guy came close once, but he missed.

by fxcarden on Sep 19, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions

if this is a parody

well done, you had me fooled.

Somehow, a chain of events unfolded that put Steve Phillips in a professional broadcast booth Sunday night so he could rip Carlos Beltran. Try to explain that in any other terms.

by Greenpoint Ian on Sep 20, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions