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This truly is an Amazin' avenue.

by TheBigStapler on Sep 21, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Well done.

by Sokojoe on Sep 21, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Great work.

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Awesome

Also, that looks like it is actually Francoeur in that pic, not just his head pasted on there.

by Balagast on Sep 21, 2009 6:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Bravo.

Not to nickpick, but I would have put Minaya in place of Beltran, ‘cuz Beltran doesn’t stink, and minaya does.

by fxcarden on Sep 21, 2009 6:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Also, I think Figgy needs some dreadlocks or something.

by fxcarden on Sep 21, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Minaya

is not in the class of BD WONG, the actor Beltran’s head is pasted over.

by James Kannengieser on Sep 21, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

true.

by fxcarden on Sep 21, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Beltran

The metaphor is clearly that all of these stinkers are weighing Beltran down. Or, at least it should be.

by Eric Simon on Sep 21, 2009 7:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

OK.

I was going for the stinkers have brought the once mighty Minaya down.

by fxcarden on Sep 21, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm surprised it took this long.

"I was so frustrated [Saturday], I [could have said] anything," ~Oliver Perez

by Lance Johnson on Sep 21, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I would have

but I have no idea how to use Photoshop.

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

If Eric used photoshop for this

I am embarrassed for him.

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president

by Sam Page on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, PhotoShop is too confusing

by Eric Simon on Sep 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rec'd

But why isn’t Cory Sullivan one of the stinkers?

by All Shook Down on Sep 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Re: Aroldis Chapman

Years of Ollie have made me afraid of high K/high BB pitchers. I want a groundballer, galdarnit.

by TheBigStapler on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I was wondering what happened to this comment. Wrong thread.

by TheBigStapler on Sep 23, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I heard the Red Sox and Yankees are after Chapman - can the Mets compete effectively?

But on a side note, ‘Slappy and the Stinkers’ is freakin’ hilarious. Doesn’t Carlos Beltran look like he’s being subdued by the weight of the crappiness on him?

BTW, let’s not forget that Senor Slappy is T-12th in the MLB in OBP (.401) – he is surrounded by some pretty elite company!

Rk./ .OPS. / .SLG. / .AVG. / Player
01 / 0.448 / 0.679 / 0.330 / A Pujols
02 / 0.442 / 0.609 / 0.372 / J Mauer
03 / 0.420 / 0.407 / 0.291 / N Johnson
04 / 0.416 / 0.557 / 0.352 / H Ramirez
05 / 0.412 / 0.533 / 0.295 / C Utley
05 / 0.412 / 0.547 / 0.305 / K Youkilis
07 / 0.409 / 0.591 / 0.296 / P Fielder
07 / 0.409 / 0.482 / 0.318 / T Helton
09 / 0.408 / 0.556 / 0.279 / A Dunn
10 / 0.404 / 0.535 / 0.308 / J Votto
11 / 0.402 / 0.519 / 0.283 / A Rodriguez
12 / 0.401 / 0.360 / 0.313 / L Castillo
12 / 0.401 / 0.559 / 0.276 / A Gonzalez
14 / 0.400 / 0.551 / 0.331 / M Cabrera
14 / 0.400 / 0.524 / 0.287 / B Zobrist
16 / 0.399 / 0.401 / 0.301 / C Figgins
16 / 0.399 / 0.460 / 0.329 / D Jeter
18 / 0.397 / 0.507 / 0.270 / L Berkman
19 / 0.396 / 0.480 / 0.303 / S Choo
20 / 0.395 / 0.449 / 0.310 / D Wright