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Bring Back Rey Ordonez

Ordonez never wasted his time with selfish things like getting on base and stealing, and he certainly never hurt himself trying to do something stupid like coming back from an injury. And he never smiled. And he wasn't a good dancer. Plus, Rey-Rey always raised his game in September, when he multiplied his homerun totals by inifinity 4 years in a row. Thus begins my campaign for the Mets to cut Jose Reyes and bring back Rey Ordonez.

about 1 month ago Tyree_believe_tiny cjmulrain 14 comments 12 recs  | 

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I'm sold!

Also Rec’d.

Beer is good! And stuff!

by R_Adragna on Sep 30, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm on the bus

Rec’d

"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez

by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 30, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rey is Reyes without the "es".

As we all know, “es” is Spanish (God’s most hated language) for “is”, as in, “Jose Reyes is an immature punk who has no respect for the cherished traditions of baseball, such as chewing tobacco, gambling, and massive varieties of drugs.” Thusly, Rey is the perfect candidate to lead our baseball team into the glorious, championship filled future it so deserves.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw

by squid92 on Oct 1, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

don't forget womanizing and racism

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it on the scoreboard?"

by hotspur on Oct 1, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Pelfrey

wants him

"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"

by firejerrynow on Oct 1, 2009 6:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss Ordonez, did his career ever come to a fast end or what?

by WebBard on Oct 1, 2009 8:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My wife says....

Rec’d

she was a huge fan and still wears his shirt.

by fxcarden on Oct 1, 2009 9:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rey Ordonez...

has a place on the all grission team.

by erich10031 on Oct 1, 2009 2:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The best part about this is

Thinking about someone stumbling across this from a search engine, and their head exploding after reading it.

"I was so frustrated [Saturday], I [could have said] anything," ~Oliver Perez

by Lance Johnson on Oct 1, 2009 6:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rey Ordonez

needs a good punch in the face

I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya

by itsmetsforme on Oct 1, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, To defend Ray

He won three gold gloves and Made it to the World Series. So he has that going for him.

Gary Thorne=Simply the Best!

by The American Mr.Hockey on Oct 4, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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