Ordonez never wasted his time with selfish things like getting on base and stealing, and he certainly never hurt himself trying to do something stupid like coming back from an injury. And he never smiled. And he wasn't a good dancer. Plus, Rey-Rey always raised his game in September, when he multiplied his homerun totals by inifinity 4 years in a row. Thus begins my campaign for the Mets to cut Jose Reyes and bring back Rey Ordonez.
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