Bring Back Rey Ordonez
Ordonez never wasted his time with selfish things like getting on base and stealing, and he certainly never hurt himself trying to do something stupid like coming back from an injury. And he never smiled. And he wasn't a good dancer. Plus, Rey-Rey always raised his game in September, when he multiplied his homerun totals by inifinity 4 years in a row. Thus begins my campaign for the Mets to cut Jose Reyes and bring back Rey Ordonez.
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"He's definitely mixing it into his repertoire. That's French for 'repertoire' " - Keith Hernandez
by Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright on Sep 30, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
Rey is Reyes without the "es".
As we all know, “es” is Spanish (God’s most hated language) for “is”, as in, “Jose Reyes is an immature punk who has no respect for the cherished traditions of baseball, such as chewing tobacco, gambling, and massive varieties of drugs.” Thusly, Rey is the perfect candidate to lead our baseball team into the glorious, championship filled future it so deserves.
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf"
-Tug McGraw
by squid92 on Oct 1, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
don't forget womanizing and racism
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it on the scoreboard?"
Mike Pelfrey
wants him
"We're investigating the investigative procedure of the investigation of Tony Bernazard"---Omar Minaya (he really didn't say it but he would"
Rey Ordonez...
has a place on the all grission team.
The best part about this is
Thinking about someone stumbling across this from a search engine, and their head exploding after reading it.
"I was so frustrated [Saturday], I [could have said] anything," ~Oliver Perez
Rey Ordonez
needs a good punch in the face
I.M. Forme
"When you get yourself into trouble is when you feel you have to do something, and then you get yourself in trouble." --Omar Minaya
Well, To defend Ray
He won three gold gloves and Made it to the World Series. So he has that going for him.
Gary Thorne=Simply the Best!
by The American Mr.Hockey on Oct 4, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
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